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Newspaper

Vernal Express

Location

Vernal, Utah, United States of America

Date

Sep 08, 1911

Page

2

The Same Old Story and a Burglary Tale Told

A stranger detained by a railway washout enters the Bee newspaper office and tries to publish a report about an experimental vindication. The editor resists changing the paper and hints at local support testing the town. A bartender narrator recalls a miner monster tale and a burglar incident with a humorous twist.

Ft Periment Vindicator Jane

Thackeray Feet Mentioned in Reckless Satire Story

A fragmented note recalls Thackeray and a tale of him sticking his feet out of a back window while riding through a narrow Boston street. The write up highlights the unusual humor and the bold, reckless image of his feet in the scene.

Thackeray Noston

Lunchroom Confusion Sparks Dark Room Roach Bean Tale

A humorous urban legend about a man entering a dim lunchroom and mistaking a roach for a lima bean. The tale warns against poor lighting and misidentification of food in shared spaces.

Promposal Taunt Sparks Witty Back-and-Forth

In a playful exchange a woman taunts a man for chasing her to propose, while he replies he didn’t have to run far to catch her. She adds a defiant quip about a bobble skirt at the time.

He Knew His Business Proprietor of Millipery Shop

A London Opinion cartoon caption shows a millinery shop proprietor rebuking a customer for not buying what she needs. The proprietor asserts the shop sells what he keeps, not what she wants, advising future purchases be based on his stock.

London

Hitting Back Wiges-I Dike Question Over Skills

Mrs Wiges-I dike questions how to respond in a domestic dispute. The dialogue hints at disputes over cooking and dishwashing duties between Mrs Digs and Mrs Era, with no clear resolution or action.

Wiges Digs

Maudlin’s Unruly Night in the Kitchen

The excerpt recalls Maudlin, a cook, who becomes very drunk and questions how to tell. She unpacks her trunk and retains awareness she may never leave, hinting at a chaotic domestic scene.

The Piano Man and Worldly Man Exchange Remarks

Dialogue fragment shows a debate about Sunday church attendance and weather hindering baseball play. Two voices, The Piano Man and The Worldly Man, exchange brief lines about going out and church on Sundays in poor weather.

Suspicious Matron Questions Youthful Fruit Peddler

A cryptic encounter involves a matron questioning a young fruit peddler of foreign extraction. The exchange hints at suspicion and curiosity about health and motives in a small community setting.

Culinary AbHity and the Family Stew

A fragment hints at family dynamics and cooking as metaphor. One line suggests clever storytelling by a husband and a wife’s reaction, culminating in the idea of a heated family conflict expressed as a stew. The text presents dialogue about cooking and truth.

Morning Quarrel Sparks Door Slam

A brief domestic dispute ends with a husband returning from his wife’s call and slamming the door after she reminds him he forgot to shut it. The moment captures a terse domestic exchange and its quick close.

Summer Work

A brief item notes a busy day of activity, mentioning writing Christmas items and tasks completed or planned. The fragment implies preparation or craft work during a warm season and references ongoing effort by a person described as a poet.

Train Run Off Sparks No Casualties In Mystery Accident

A perplexing railroad incident described as a train run off was said to be an accident but no one was found dead or blamed for the mishap, leaving investigators with unclear cause.

Joke at Dublin theater sparks crown quandary

A stage anecdote from a Dublin theater features a regal dilemma with Halves and Mister Kwan, a weary king asking which son should receive the crown. The audience roars as a gallery spectator quips to pay half a crown, delivering a comic relief moment.

Kwan Dublin Jack Guy

Boy questions kindness to dogs in odd reply

A passerby admonishes a boy who throws stones at a dog, saying you should be kind to dumb animals. The boy questions why dogs’ suffering matters, replying that dumb animals have little to do with yelping dogs.

No Buyers

A fragment quotes a man declaring he will marry no woman for money and a caustic reply saying a rich girl would not pick him as a bargain. The dialogue hints at social satire on marriage markets and class.

Atlas Remarks: Bearing the World on His Shoulders

Atlas explains his burden as easily obtaining his wife’s wishes in one spot, noting the device lowers labor. The remark frames a labor saving tool as a practical aid in daily life.

Atlas

Punishment for Perjury Among the Sea Dyaka

Fragment from the London Saturday Review notes a harsh, shameful practice where lying is punished by a pile of branches raised by passersby. The punishment is described as dreaded beyond all others and tied to the Sea Dyaka of Borneoly ne.

Borneolyne London Saturday Review

Ancestral Respect Dialogue

A fragment quotes a distinguished oriental praising ancestral reverence while Mr Comrox retorts that some hire experts to learn their forebears. The exchange hints at cultural contrasts in heritage pursuit.

Comrox

An Accident

A brief line from a historical page records a dialogue about character and a spill incident by a spouse, illustrating social interactions and a domestic scene. The fragment hints at reputational concerns and a household conflict in a period setting.

Essence of Luxury and High Prices Debate

Quote from Puck cartoon dialogue contrasts luxury living with rising costs. Two characters discuss how wealth enables more discretionary items while acknowledging limits as prices soar.

Puck

Bread today or yesterday’s loaf

In a bake shop exchange a customer asks if the bread is fresh today and notes the loaf he bought yesterday seemed off. The counter clerk confirms today’s bread and the customer explains yesterday’s bread wasn’t satisfactory.

Ottomans in Turkey Visibly Hostile to New Regime

An Upper Room Conference with twelve educated non Moslem Ottomans reveals widespread distrust of the Turkish government, noting Christians facing emigration, limited rights, and fears of coercion. Interviewees condemn corruption, demand justice, and hope for reform through foreign education and potential independence for their regions.

Telty Turkey Ifin Evers Justle Lebanon Rogers Maurer Adana

How to Avoid Matrimony in Debonair Advice

Punk themed dabble offers humorous guidance to men and women on avoiding marriage. It suggests men seek social dances and summer resorts while women surround themselves with savvy young bachelors in Washington and college towns. The piece mocks courting rituals and ends with a witty streetwise tip to hurry away from unsuitable suitors.

Washington, DC Boon Net

Wise The man who kept his troubles to himself may avoid a lot more

The fragment suggests a reflective line about silence and its consequences. It implies personal restraint may prevent further issues, though details or context are scarce in the readable text.

The Sacred Czar and Russian Court Language

A note discusses how the term czar is avoided in conversation and in official prints, with the Russian Court Journal using a circuitous reference. The piece observes that Russians themselves rarely speak the word czar in daily talk.

Year 1915 and Imperial Loan Policy in Parliament

The London Times reports Major Gastrells 1915 speech in the commons linking the year to a policy of an imperial loan to secure naval strength. He notes alliance with Japan expiry, completion of the Panama Canal, widening of the Kaiser Wilhelm Canal, and potential moves by Triple Alliance minors, with Rosyth works targeted for completion by 1915 as cited by Mr McKenna.

Commons Mediterranean McKenna Rosyth London Times

Walking Delegate Calls for Strike Amid Family Pressure

A walkin delegate states the need to strike while noting pressure from his wife urging him to work. The exchange underscores labor tensions and the personal conflict between duty and domestic obligations.

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