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Newspaper

Vernal Express

Location

Vernal, Utah, United States of America

Date

Oct 16, 1925

Page

9

An Ozark courthouse joke stands the test of time

A long standing Missouri courthouse tale about a resident of the Ozarks on trial for horse stealing. The judge plans a hard eight year sentence but invites a statement. The defendant pauses then quips that folks around the court house are all tolerable with other people's time.

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Better Than Believing in Santa Claus

Two penniless wanderers in Chinatown discover cocaine from a dropped vial. They sniff the drug and experience an instant lift, with one declaring plans to invest in diamond and gold mines and the other replying he is not ready to sell yet.

Santa Claus Bowery Chinatown South Africa Australia

The Wail of a Suffering Soul Play Response

A New York theater presents a historical drama by a young dramatist. After a misdirected curtain moment a stout patron shouts for author and the fat man explains he was shouting for ether. The scene closes with crowd reaction and the author bowing.

New York Critica

Roaming humorist meets English novelist aboard ship

Roy McCardell becomes chummy with Louis Tracy during a sea voyage. An English passenger mistakes Tracy’s boots and asks to meet him, sparking talk of the novelist’s identity and works amid other travel chit chat.

Roy McCardell Louis Tracy America Tracy McCardell

Suits of lavish richness in women’s fashion trends

The article surveys two piece tailored suits, coats, and dresses as dominant shapes in ready to wear. It notes utilty styles in suave twills and mixtures, and highlights shoes from black kid to patent leather, with buckles and straps, plus Paris edging toward broadcloth suits and refined evening footwear.

Frissoa Kid Oxford Paris

The Kitchen Cabinet Reveals Ua-Vin Dyke Origins

The Kitchen Cabinet presents Ua-Vin Dyke and explains that actions define identity and character, linking what we do with who we are through Dyke’s philosophy.

Velvet Trend Shapes Fall Footwear and Fashion Notes

The piece surveys fall fashion with velvet trims and gold metal fabrics, noting how new arrivals will stand out. It highlights footwear shifts toward oxfords, pumps, and slippers for street, sport, and evening wear, stressing weight, shine, and style evolution.

Trench Nhco

Visionary Wife Pushes Husband To A Bank Job

Johnny Hines and Elizabeth Melrose move to the city after she insists he apply for an assistant cashier position despite his doubts. He lands the job, spurred by her determination, and a later letter reveals the boss's high praise and recommendation for his capabilities.

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A Professor Seen as Learned Reprimanded as a Back

A traveler describes a well built professor staying in a village. He overhears two men carting Nour and recounts that the locals consider the professor very learned. One man mocks him saying he is spoiled and a back for a sack of flour.

Nour Bild

Bootless ride sparks teasing in mock camp show

A banter scene between a dignified jackaroo and Mooki Mooki features a boot dilemma. The pair quip about leaving boots at home as a fellow appears to be a fool in a show without boots, highlighting lighthearted camp humor.

Sporting Proposition in Insurance Bet

A dialogue shows two men discussing a wager of $5,000 on the life expectancy of an individual named Olesport. The first man claims to have pressured the insured man for a year and bets another man to live another year against the amount of the first payment.

Olesport

Laughs Best Love Laughs at Locksmiths

The verse playfully weighs wit and timing as the proverb turns on who laughs last. It jests at cleverness and delays in judgment, noting humor's edge often favors the final outcome over the instant guffaw.

What Reasons Do You Prefer in a Kiss

A coy question prompts the experienced lover to name preferences in kissing as the scene unfolds in the weekly column from the American Legion publication.

American Legion Weekly

Inspiration of Dad

A father encourages his son Willie with a mix of high aspirations and a wish for effort, noting that perseverance could bolster his dreams. The dialogue suggests family guidance and hopeful resolve within a domestic scene.

Willie

Advice The Man Who Gave You Good Advice

A poem fragment notes a man who once offered helpful counsel now adopts a harsh tone. Ang comments that the other man, after a period of guidance, preaches a self congratulatory lesson. The verse contrasts courtesy with irony.

Ang

The Real Trouble Doorkeeper Scene

A doorkeeper warns a latecomer that opening the door could trigger a mass exit as the singer has just started. The late arrival insists he can slip in quietly, but the keeper remains cautious about disrupting the audience.

Not Always Courage in the Public Exchange

A dialogue contrasts courage with judgment as a man defends blunt honesty while Miss Cayenne argues that plain speaking without discretion signals poor judgment. The exchange centers on what constitutes true courage in expression and restraint.

Miss Cayenne

Adonia Comment Sparks Silly Exchange in Dialogue

A playful line exchanges between speakers about the term Adonia and the name Adonis. The remark suggests a misunderstanding of the word Adonis and hints at reactions to a compliment.

Heard in an Office Half the enjoyment of having a garden

A wry office remark notes that half the pleasure of gardening is watching vegetables grow while the other half comes from tasting them, a playful exchange about gardening joys and consumption.

Get Him Father In Law Keeps Eye On Prospective Son In Law

In Phiule Jugo Slavya a concerned father fears his safe left open may lure a potential son in law into mischief. He asks why the suitor hurries, then reveals his worry that a glance inside the safe could cost the match.

Phiule

As Simple as That Mr Dillard I’d Mhe to know what makes our living so expensive

Mrs Dillard asks what makes living so costly while Mr Dillard responds with a witty exchange about expenses. The brief gag centers on domestic生活 costs and a playful husband wife dialogue.

Dillard

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