Hair store clerk recalls odd request for false beards
A Kansas City hair store clerk recounts a man who spent over an hour viewing a range of false beards, considering whether to buy and asking to see himself in the mirror. The anecdote sits among a mosaic of humorous and bizarre lines from various papers.
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Outcast Husband and Wife Clash Over Mrs Van Welt
Gossip notes a scene where the husband questions Mrs Van Welt’s haughty look as she passes with her child. The wife explains an incident where Mrs Van Welt pulled away the child’s dog Fido, claiming the pet bit playfully.
German gun crews mispronounce orders near Grant
In a Vicksburg anecdote a German artillery unit led by Maj. Schwartz arrives at Grant's tent to report its actions. The translator mishears seize and spiking a battery as spiking shells, prompting Grant to ask if they spiked the guns. The German insists the guns were taken back intact.
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Plumber and Coal Dealer Meet in Bizarre Payback Scene
In a curious Detroit Free Press item a small store proprietor is mistaken for the floorwalker by an irate shopper. The scene unfolds as a plumber resolves a dispute over a DILL-U. Y. Su and a coal dealer. The crowd watches as retribution appears in the form of a sharp, comic confrontation.
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