Witty maxims from a bygone era on love and life
A collage of humorous old proverbs on marriage, gender roles, and social mores. Jokes about wives, husbands, and children mix with observations on love, aging, and fate, reflecting dated humor and attitudes. The fragmentary text suggests a humorous moralizing page from a past period.
Marriage bells end in desertion after elopement attempt
A 50 year old W R Frankland wed 25 year old Mrs Bertha L Householder. The bride fled hours after the ceremony, stating deception and dissatisfaction. The groom fainted on reading her note, and divorce filings loom. Vernal locals discuss who might take Her after release.
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W R. Frankland
Bertha L. Householder
Tucker
Vernal
Anata
The Philosopher Says Learn a Little and Remember
The piece offers old fashioned maxims on gossip, manners, and marriage. It cites Atchison Globe style humor about love, prudence, and domestic life with cautions against needless talk and imprudent pride.
Scotch Strategy and the Bull in the Field
English surveyors touring southern Scotland confront a crusty farmer after claiming a right to roam. A telegram of their government papers triggers an angry reply and a chase as the farmer releases a bull, chasing the party as they flee with their instruments.
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John Wedderbury
Patant
Kear
Ordnance Survey
Scotland
Trorper
Round Table
Redcoats
Unexpected Horror Strikes Robust Englishman On Arrival
A well known Englishman arrives in New York in full health and vigor but collapses the next morning after a frightful charge in his body. Onlookers note his strong physique while he had recently read American papers featuring himself. The incident underscores the shock of sudden illness.
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New York
Ile
Walt America
New York Advertiser
Immigrants in the Cities and Migration Trends
A study notes the bulk of immigration to the United States settles in Atlantic states, especially New York, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts, with about two thirds going to these three states. A humorous incident at a post office shows courtesy amid a line, ending with a quip about courtesy and coffee.
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United States
Great West
England
Wales
Germany
Atlantic
Treasury
New York State
Pennsylvania
Massachusetta
A Yale Story and Printer Tricks in the Old Day
A Hartford Courant tale recalls Yale students bribing printers for exam proofs. To foil shoddy tampering one man wore white trousers to shield the printer’s form and the ink seat became a costly safeguard. The piece also notes peculiar Japanese beliefs about nails and omens tied to journal work.
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Yale
Hartford Courant
Ife
American traveler recalls coal fires across Europe
An American returning from abroad describes contrasting heating costs and stove temps in London Germany and Italy. He praises American grate fires while noting high coal prices and the sting of the coal trust. He recalls reading The Reveries of a Bachelor by a warm fire in midwinter.
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Detroit Free Press
London
Germany
Geremany
Italy
Patent application for Brunette Keven and Blackbird consolidated placer claim
Notice that L A Culiner has applied for a U S patent for the Brunette Keven and Blackbird consolidated placer mining claim in Castle Peaks mining district Watlatc h County Utah. The filing includes 60 acres and detailed survey bearings and distances, with publication sought in the Vernal Express for sixty days.
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United Statrs Land Office
Balt Lake City
Utah
L.A Culiner
EaMce
Dearribet
Vald Ganselidateds
Aaid
Thance
Min
Téofnald
Anid
Recorder of Sald Mining District
Castle Peak
Watlatch County
Veena
Llabed Nivarest
Binon Coo
Toglater Bird & Lowe
Clafiants Aboryeye Fo
Spa
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