If some cooks land in heaven they will be awfully annoyed
A humorous note asserts cooks in heaven would be trapped if they could not leave. It credits Gartell Tea as contributing to sustaining health for work and daily energy.
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Newspaper
Van Buren News Eagle
Location
Van Buren, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Mar 28, 1913
Page
6
A humorous note asserts cooks in heaven would be trapped if they could not leave. It credits Gartell Tea as contributing to sustaining health for work and daily energy.
An old advertisement touts Vaxtine ageehan as unequaled for artificial teeth and bridge work, offered by The Paxton Toilet Co of Boston. It promotes antiseptic cleanliness and odor free results with boxed diig pists at 25e or postpaid on receipt of price.
A political hopeful who previously sought office must recount to friends the circumstances of his earlier campaign. He discusses turnouts, strategies, and lessons learned as part of his reflection on the experience. Observers note the candor could influence his current bid.
Tompy points to iman with a black moustache as the author of a wildly popular series. The visitor doubts a literary man could appear unglamorous, but Tompy reveals he is the cereal inventor behind the market’s best selling poppED grits.
In Dinard a summer scene stirs townsfolk as two men discuss the countess wife of a millionaire and her bathing dress. They compare it to a dinner dress worn at a jet's balk last night and quip about her décolletage.
A father and son walk to Sunday school as the boy attempts to quote a Bible line. The child misrenders the verse, saying Whatsoever a man sews always rips, prompting a humorous misquote noted in Klarper's Pazar.
A reader letter extols Grape-Nuts and Postum as a brain restorer and sleep aid after years of indigestion and vomiting. The testimonial claims improved digestion for the mother and a sound night’s sleep after supper, urging readers to look for the Road to Wellville booklet.
In Paris the postimion and Girondin straw hats set the trend for women, with hair gathered low and trimmed attire. Descriptions note muslin skirts scalloped at the edge, embroidered edges, floral motifs, and belts or ribbons. sewing details specify yardage and flouncing widths.
Fashion notes say women seek a longer neck and a perfectly shaded throat. After achieving beauty, they resist rigid high throat bands and favor corsages worn with little or no collar, sometimes with tulle for outdoor wear, signaling a trend toward more open necklines.
A method to tint white lace to a rich ivory tone using yellow ochre and rice powder. Place a pan in five cents' worth of pigment, mix with powder to reach the shade, shake the lace in, brush off lint, and the lace will keep the yellowish tint indefinitely.
The Girondin hat appears in Paris with simple trimming. A narrow velvet ribbon encircles the crown and forms a small bow at the back. The front features an ostrich plume a high checkered ornament or ribbon or flowers.
article discusses the eruption of a field mouse plague in North America driven by short tailed meadow mice. abundant alfalfa and irrigation support allow rapid spread threatening clover, alfalfa, nurseries and orchards. poisoning is suggested as the best control method on a large scale.
The guide explains fine mellow soil between bush rows to prevent small yields and poor fruit. It prescribes five feet spacing for currants raspberries blackberries gooseberries and rows five by three feet for hoe cultivation.
The guide advises opening the dense top to let light in and thinning sides by one tenth to one fourth. Avoid long stubs and avoid late pruning on old dying trees. Winter pruning aids rejuvenation, with safe removal of large limbs and gradual wood removal over two to three years to prevent unbalancing growth.
An opinion notes soil richness ruins apple production while preserving a nearby pear grove. The Writers ranch area once held mature apple trees now felled for underperformance. Nearby winter pear blocks yield about a thousand dollars per acre, contrasting with unproductive apples on rich, well watered ground.
The Scientific American describes a grafting machine by A Robertson of Canada aimed at nurseries. It cuts grafts diagonally with a swearing cut to prevent bruising, using a rotary cutter head with beveled knives, a graft table, and guides at an angle to align with the cutting edges. The device is shown in plan view.
The notes urge spraying trees after rain washoff and again later, recommend pinching leaves on strawberries to aid setting, warn against lazy grading and re packing, advise mowing offspring after fruiting, stress off year spraying, prefer yearling trees for transplanting, and value weeds when turned under as fertilizer. They also warn to consult an expert for scale, note Ben Davis apples fetch high city prices, and advise pruning runners and careful picking to protect fruit quality.
The Dry Goods Economist says samples of high-grade waists will be ready within two weeks. The line will include dressy styles finished to wear outside the skirt and will reintroduce crushed satin girdles that proved popular last season.
The article notes that a woman’s attire may seem careless yet she may have fastened garments with mismatched hooks and eyes. It warns that using any available fastener leads to failed seams and could provoke swift divorces or public scandal.
A discussion of crop planning recommends a rotation including alfalfa, potatoes, and grain as an effective sequence. The plan aims to balance soil health and yield potential across seasons.
Two French visitors admire an American painting in a gallery. The artist explains in broken English that the work is an off spring of his brain and the joke leads to the notion that Americans act quirky when they have springs on their brains.
A fragmented dialogue describes a one course luncheon and a plan to move to Charles Bazar after Mrs Bullion finishes. It mentions a luncheon, a rite, and a shift to a CON to sole tive o'coeck tea at Hartie's Bazar.
One observer muses that there is often perceived profit in any business not chosen by someone and the idea attracts hopeful speculation. The remark underscores the lure of untapped markets and the allure of opportunity beyond the chosen field.
A reflection notes that one who studies nature’s shadows and lights wears an unseen coat of mail, defending him amid turmoil, attributed to Mrs Oliphant.
Mrs Dema Bethune of Sikeston Missouri says seven years of illness with monthly bed rest, cramps, backache and nervous weakness ended after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She reports regained health, energy for work and social life and urges others to try the remedy for conditions like displacements inflammation ulceration irregularities pain and nervous prostration.
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