Quips From The News Eagled Terrific Talk Of War And Wits
A string of urban witticisms and editorial asides from the News-Eagle column mock war danger, fuel values, politics, women’s suffrage, and curiosities. Notable jests include a New York woman losing 4140 in her stocking, a Kaiser motion picture note, and a right sided heart gag reflecting satirical tone.
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New York
Brooklyn Bride Ads Says She Won't Cover Husband Debts
A Brooklyn bride declares she will not be responsible for her husband's debts. The note hints at possible actress connections and public interest in marital finances. The other remarks mention nitrogen production in Norway and a warning about hidden dangers during peacetime.
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Brooklyn
Odd Egg Grades Spark Market Talk and Onion Claim
The piece notes nine or ten egg grades in the market led by one cold storage grade and others rarely seen. It comments on how humans may be unfair to microbes by overloading with onions.
Missouri Woman Seeks Divorce Over Husband Borrowed Money
A St. Louis woman files for divorce claiming her husband borrowed money from her relatives and kept the funds. In a twist, she notes that relationships often shift to the husband after marriage.
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St. Louis
Los Angeles Judge Grants Divorce Over Spanking Incident
A Los Angeles judge grants a wife a divorce after she cites assault for being spanked by her husband. The remark contrasts with harsher penalties under assault and battery rules.
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Los Angeles
Snakes Escape in Paris Rail Station Stirs Curious Fuss
Snakes escaped in a Paris rail station caused a commotion as travelers fled and staff contained the startling incident. No injuries reported and authorities worked to secure the area and remove the reptiles.
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Parisian
Paris
Newspaper hoax claim linked to $200 find
A New York woman reportedly found $200 in a newspaper but authorities suspect the tale was initiated by the paper to boost circulation. The report centers on whether the story was planted to drive sales and readership.
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New York
Eastern man dies by own action after loss of appetite
A juried verdict suggests the death resulted from the deceased's own careless act following a loss of appetite. No external cause appears likely, aligning with a self-inflicted scenario.
Laughing Gas Discovery May Be Self-Administered
The finding notes that laughing gas could be self administered leading to concerns about many people who might profit from the discovery and its potential misuse.
Self illuminating car paint alerts distant observers
A new self-illuminating car paint allows an automobile to be seen from a mile away. The claim implies high visibility under night and low light, enabling observers to say there she goes when the car passes.
Restoring a Dirty Greenback at Penny Costs
An old report notes a process to wash and iron a soiled greenback, restoring it to pristine condition at the cost of one to ten cents. It adds that the average man pays little heed to whether his money is dirty or clean.
Umpire Seeks Divorce Over Alleges Abusive Comments
A professional baseball umpire files for divorce claiming his wife insulted him. Her defense may assert she was training him for the upcoming season.
Germantown Junior Passes Iliad Examination Surprises Instructors
A Germantown university junior passed an examination on the twenty four books of the Iliad, to the great surprise of his instructors. About a year after graduation he will be decided competent to balance a set of books.
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Germantown University
Storage man earns credit for putting the old in cold
A brief remark notes the storage man’s skill and effort in preserving items by keeping temperatures low. It highlights the value of his role in maintaining storage integrity and preventing spoilage.
Chicago Woman Advocates Kiss ing as Fine Art
A Chicago woman argues kissing should be taught as a fine art. She contends the practice among the younger generation would improve if formally taught, asserting the issue isn’t a lack of practice but a need for structured instruction.
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Chicago
Oregon Supreme Court on Long Sentences
The Oregon Supreme Court comments that a 700 year sentence is excessive for any crime, though such severity might have seemed appropriate in ancient times. The remark frames a debate over maximal penalties and justice across eras.
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The
Supreme Court of Oregon
Rockefeller Jr outlines origin and aims of the Bureau of Social Hygiene
New York January 27. John D Rockefeller Jr explains the Bureau of Social Hygiene born from a 1911 grand jury on white slave traffic. The plan includes a Bedford Hills laboratory, expert studies, and custodial options, aiming for humane reform and broader crime prevention insights.
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New York
Bureau of Social Hygiene
John D. Rockefeller, Jr
New York City
Rockefeller
Katharine Bement Davis
New York State
George J. Kneeland
Abraham Flexner
Europe
American
Bureau
Cashier Confesses to Missing 100000 at High Bridge Bank
High Bridge New Jersey reports the temporary closing of the High Bridge National Bank after cashier Abram L. Beaver confessed to taking about 100000 of bank funds. Vice president J Henry Rose said Beaver surrendered assets valued at 25000.
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High Bridge
N. J
High Bridge National Bank
Abram L. Beaver
J. Henry Rose
Beavers
Shields for United States Senator elected by Tennessee Legislature
Nashville Tenn Jan 25 The Tennessee legislature Thursday elected Chief Justice John K Shields of the state supreme court United States senator for the term beginning March 4 next.
Morgan and Aldrich Visit Naples for Egypt Trip
J. P. Morgan and former Rhode Island Senator Aldrich arrived in Naples on Thursday afternoon en route to Egypt. The pair traveled by car to view the ruins of Pompeii.
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Aldrich
Naples
J. P. Morgan
Rhode Island
Egypt
Pompell
Eight Dead as Store Collapse and Fire Strike McKinney
McKinney Texas mourns eight dead and fifteen injured after a crowded Mississippi Dry Goods Co. building collapses and fire follows. Dallas undertakers and physicians assist. injured moved to Dallas hospitals when possible. Mrs. John Kistler and daughter survive the wreck with minor injuries.
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McKinney
Tex
Mississippi Dry Goods Co
Dallas
John Kistler
Kistler
Hill testifies on trusts and railroads before money committee
James J. Hill lists directorships in New York and Chicago banks and in the Great Northern and Burlington railroads. He notes ownership changes after Northern Securities dissolved and argues against cumulative voting for minority stockholders citing secrecy risks.
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Washington
James J. Hill
House Money Trust Committee
New York
Chicago
Great Northern
Burlington
Hill
Northern Pacific
Northern Securities Company
Louis W. Hill
First National Bank of
Fifteen Hurt In I C Wreck Near Melvin Illinois
Fifteen persons were injured when the Daylight special of the Illinois Central left the track a mile and a half north of Melvin at 4 p m Friday. No fatalities reported. The train carried Speaker Shurtleff and Representative Ryan of the Thirtieth district.
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Kankakee
Ill
Ilinois Central
Melvin
Speaker Shurtleff
Ryan
Thirtieth District
Suffrage Wins in Nevada Assembly Passes Amendment
Reno Nevada January 27 the Nevada legislature assembly passed the women suffrage amendment marking a milestone for voting rights in the state and advancing the national suffrage movement.
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Nevada
Reno, Nev
Assembly of the
Bat Nelson Marries
Oscar Rattling Matthew Nelson married Miss Fay King a Denver cartoonist in Chicago on Thursday The ceremony was marked by the bride suffering a nervous breakdown.
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Chicago
Oscar Rattling Matthew Nelson
Fay King
Denver
Colo
West Point Cadets March to Inauguration
Washington January 25 The war department announced that West Point cadets will march to the inaugural ceremonies for President elect Wilson regardless of any congressional appropriation for their expenses.
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West Point
Washington
War Department
Wilson
Congress
Chaos in Turkey as War Chief Nazim Pasha shot
Turbulence grips Constantinople after Nazim Pasha is killed during demonstrations. Enver Bey and Talaat Bey rise as leaders in a bid to overthrow the government, recall peace delegates, and prepare for possible renewed hostilities with new cabinet appointments listed.
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Constantinople
Vienna
St. Petersburg
Enver Bey
Said Harem
Shefket Pasha
Namil Pasha
Prince Said Harem
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Nazim Pasha
Talaat Bey
Kiamil Pasha
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Mediterranean
Miss Helen Gould Weds Finley J Shepard at Tarrytown
The January ceremony at the bride’s country residence near Tarrytown united Miss Helen Miller Gould and Finley J. Shepard at 12 30 pm with a small gathering of relatives and intimate friends. Relatives included the bride’s brother in law and sister and the Duke and Duchess of Tallyrand of Paris with their son the Prince de Sagan. A large orchestra performed and a breakfast followed. Reverend Dr. Russell of Irvington officiated. the bride’s attendants were her nieces Helen and Dorothy.
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New York
Helen Miller Gould
Finley J. Shepard
Tarrytown
Duke and Duchess of
Tallyrand
Paris
Prince de Sagan
Dr. Russell
Irvington
Shepard
Helen
Dorothy
Rev Townsend to Go East
Rev Dr Cyrus Townsend Brady preacher and author will retire as rector of St George's Episcopal church Kansas City to accept a call to the Church of the Ascension Mount Vernon New York.
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Townsend
Kansas City
Cyrus Townsend Brady
St. George's Episcopal Church
Church of the Ascension
Mount Vernon
N. Y
Prince of Wales Scores Winning Goal in Oxford Match
London on January 27 reports the young Prince of Wales scored the winning goal in an association football match at Oxford between Magdalen and Keble colleges. The effort secured a victory for the Prince’s side.
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London
Prince Wales
Oxford
Magda
Keble College
ADMITS STEEL POOL THEODORE ROOSEVELT TESTIFIES ON MERGER
William Ellis Corey former president of United States Steel admitted before Henry E Brown that the company for years controlled steel prices and kept a large pool in the United States and Europe He said Roosevelt would have approved the Tennessee Coal and Iron merger and denied being deceived by Frick and Gary during earlier testimony.
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New York
William Ellis Corey
United States Steel Corporation
Henry E. Brown
Department of Justice
Europe
Tennessee Coal and Iron Company
Theodore Roosevelt
Steel Trust
Jacob M. Dickinson
Government
Stanley Committee
Messrs
Frick and
Gary
Multiple World News Briefs From Jan 23 27 1925
Reports from Mexico City Edmonton Fort Saskatchewan New York Berlin Jacksonville Nashville summarize volcanic deaths a city fire a life insurance leader a military aviation accident a school head and a senator election with names and places listed in terse headlines.
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Edmonton
Alberta
Fort Saskatchewan
New York
Amii Dodd
Mutual Benefit Life Insurance Company of
Bloomfield
Dodd
Berlin
Germany
Burk
Otto Schlegel
Jacksonville
Fla
Harland Davidson
Highland Park
Avon Park
Nashville
Tenn
W. R. Webb
Bellbuckle
United States
Bank Closes After Cashier Confesses Embezzling 100000
High Bridge New Jersey January 25. The High Bridge National bank is closed after cashier Abram L Beavers confessed to taking 100000 from the bank.
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High Bridge
N. J
High Bridge National Bank
Abram L. Beavers
King Alfonso Grants Amnesty for Political Prisoners
King Alfonso celebrated his birthday in Madrid by signing a general amnesty order. The decree grants freedom to all political prisoners except those jailed for grave offenses.
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Alfonso
Madrid
Banks in Canada Endorse Rising Land Values and Farming Prospects
The 1912 bank statements highlight the stability of Canadian banks and their confidence in rising Western farm land values. Farmers report strong yields with Marquis Wheat at 76 bushels per acre, while general yields of 35 to 45 bushels for wheat and solid oats and barley help underpin profitable operations. Immigration to Canada in 1912 reaches about four hundred thousand, boosting demand for land as free homesteads offer a strong start for settlers.
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Union Bank of Canada
Canadian West
Canada
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Lashburn
Sask
Clarke
Iowa
Illinois
United States
Wealth, city growth loom in Lois Campbell debut
Claude H. Wetmore lauds St. Louis prosperity sparked by Lois Campbell's billion-dollar debut. He notes the city's stunning growth attracts national attention and questions what money can truly buy beyond wealth.
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Lois Campbell
St. Louis
Claude H. Wetmore
America
Whipped Child's Protest Sparks Domestic Conflict
A child's plea to a father reveals tension over abuse and marriage. The voice asserts refusal to endure corporal punishment and indicates seeking independence from an unhappy home.
Almost Thrown Away Fish Complains Hyperscrutiny
The London Opinion recounts a scathing remark about yesterday's fish, noting the speaker’s claim that it was unfit to eat and was given to servants. The quip highlights harsh dining standards and social snobbery of the era.
Boston Frieze of Bats at Public Library Draws Attention
An odd note from October 16 mentions Boston adding a frieze of baseball bats to the public library. The advertisement promotes Mrs. Austins Bag Pancake light cakes for breakfast available at all grocers.
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Boston
Temptation Resisted When Better Aim Is Visible
A concise aphorism notes that resisting temptation is easier when a person can clearly see a superior alternative. It emphasizes self-control driven by stronger goals.
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