Apple keeps doctors away joke chokes doctor visit
A humorous exchange about apples and doctors. A child jokes that ten doctors were avoided by eating apples but fears one will need to come soon, reflecting a lighthearted domestic moment.
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Newspaper
Twillingate Sun
Location
Twillingate, Newfoundland, Canada
Date
Feb 23, 1935
Page
3
A humorous exchange about apples and doctors. A child jokes that ten doctors were avoided by eating apples but fears one will need to come soon, reflecting a lighthearted domestic moment.
Hayes asks to lend him a couple of pounds despite distrust of banks. He insists the loan is for a dinner invitation extended to him by the borrower, who accepts the situation with earnest trust.
A humorous exchange features Old Salt recounting an earthquake in New Zealand while a visitor asks if he was frightened. The old sailor quips that the earth trembled more than he did, delivering a light nautical joke about fear and nature.
The quote urges believers to seek love truth righteousness and the Word of God as armor in a spiritual battle against sin. It emphasizes full commitment and faith in Jesus Christ as the victorious captain and warns there is no discharge in this war.
A film star confronts her maid over a buy of a toilet preparation. The maid cites a highly praised advertisement as the reason for the purchase. The exchange reveals tension over consumer choices and performance claims.
A speaker notes high fuel costs and easier commutes by car. The dialogue mentions a second-hand purchase and frequent trips to town with the possibility of a tow home on many days.
A devotional meditation on praising God through fear pain sickness and approaching death. The author, H. E. Manning, argues praise remains harmonious with divine love in all life’s seasons, including solitude and loss, as the true sacrifice of faith.
Dutch Apple Cake recipe with flour salt baking powder sugar butter egg milk and apples. Instructions cover preparing dough spreading on pan arranging apples in rows seasoning with cinnamon and sugar then baking at 400 F about 25 minutes. Serving with butter sugar water vanilla and optional brown sugar.
A woman describes severe rheumatic symptoms that left her unable to use her right hand or sleep. After taking Kruschen Salts for three weeks she reports marked relief, sleeping through the night and renewed use of her arm. The ad notes Kruschen salts dissolve uric acid crystals and aid their expulsion.
The Sun promotes access to local news, urging readers to subscribe for annual service. It notes the Telegraph Bulletin connects residents with daily happenings and invites others to contribute to bring the paper to all.
The Service League resumes its appeals for aid as 1935 hopes to match 1934’s benevolence. Lady Anderson leads, urging donations to Treasurer Eric Bowring with press support aiding relief for the needy.
A Negro spiritual sung by Aline Michaelis envisions Heaven as a place of a golden crown and rest. The song depicts washing and floors absent in heaven while cherubs and angels sing hallelujah. The speaker pleads to be shown the way to Heaven and imagines eternal rest and a crowned throne.
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