Quips and Quirks From a Bygone Times
An assortment of wry observations and trivia spans topics from transportation to fashion. Notes on umbrellas hats and horse power contrast with jokes about celebrity wealth and quick writing machines. The tone mimics a light weekly column of social curiosities.
London man types via wireless on lonely job
A London man demonstrates typewriter operation by wireless, highlighting the solitary nature of such work and the unusual union of communication tech with handwriting tasks.
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London
Ohio gum magnate sued for divorce face trial
A chewing gum magnate in Ohio has been sued for divorce. The suit portrays a marriage strain and targets the tycoon’s conduct, seeking dissolution of the union and division of assets as the case proceeds.
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Ohio
Venezuela may consider Castro for life presidency
The commentary suggests Venezuelans might elect Fidel Castro as president for life, implying a strategy to outpace him in longevity of rule and secure stability through extended leadership.
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Venezuela
Castro
Mauretania Pondered: Longer Ocean Liners for Stability
A witty remark compares the Mauretania to a cork on water and argues ocean liners must be extended by several thousand feet to ensure absolute stability. The comment reflects concerns about ship design and sea endurance.
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Mauretania
Kaiser’s Peace Message to Interparliamentary Union
The Kaiser sends a strong peace appeal to the Interparliamentary Union. He notes war’s bad rep now widespread, comparing it to the Russian army's demoralization after Mukden.
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Mukden
Cranberry Shortage Likely to Boost Thanksgiving Turkey Prices
A reported cranberry shortage is expected to serve as a justification for higher turkey prices around Thanksgiving, as observed by the Toledo Blade.
New Jersey Schools Allow Prayer Omission on Parental Objection
A New Jersey policy allows children in public schools to skip prayer if their parents object. The remark suggests the state might not require more prayers, implying concern over devotional practices in education.
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New Jersey
Misprint Humor Grows Larger In Own Paper
The Ohio State Journal notes misprints seem funnier in other papers, yet appear ten times bigger when printed in the editor’s own publication, highlighting the effect of context on humor and perception.
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Ohio State Journal
Duke of Aosta Entains American Officers in Italy
The Duke of Aosta has hosted American officers in Italy. As brother to the prince set to wed an American girl, he likely feels his loyalty extends to a relative in-law to the United States.
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Great Britain
United States
Duke of
Aosta
Doctor Advises Giraffe Eating Style For Men
Berlin physician notes that men could benefit from studying how a giraffe chews each mouthful117 times before swallowing, citing the animal’s long neck as a model for careful mastication.
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Berlin
Burglars at Mark Twain House Targeted Silver Sideboard
The article notes burglars carried the sideboard with its rich load of solid silver from Mark Twain's house. It adds a quip that the burglars would have found the joke Mark Twain pinned on his door heavier than the furniture if they had attempted that stunt.
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Mark Twain
Mark
Mrs Hetty Green Criticizes Public Spending
Mrs Hetty Green, labeled the richest woman in the world, blames hard times on Americans as spendthrifts and on women for drifting into extravagant social life. Her brief foray into fashionable circles appears to have left her uneasy about society’s excesses.
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Hetty Green
Unpremeditated Pole Quest Nearing Peak, Cook Reports
Letters from New York and friends of Dr. Frederick E. Cook suggest he has nearly reached the North Pole, aided by Eskimos and a large dog team. No word since March 17 places him north of Cape Thomas Tubbard, about 560 miles from the pole. His wife, at 670 Bushwick Avenue, Brooklyn, remains confident, awaiting summer contact.
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New York
N. Y
Anthony Fials
Frederick E. Cook
North Pole
Cook
Cape Thomas Tubbard
Pole
Dr. Cook
Bushwick Avenue
Brooklyn
Arctics
John R. Bradley
Polar
Bradley
Miners Fight at Carlinville Depot Ends in Death
One man killed and another dying with more than a dozen injured after a clash between four miners and Sheriff Jones with four officials at the Interurban depot in Carlinville Illinois. The confrontation erupted as miners returning from Mount Olive after Virden mine riot celebrations fought aboard two train sections. Joseph Kane, 30, was fatally wounded in the neck while trying to avoid trouble.
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Carlinville
St. Louis
Jones
Macoupin County
Mount Olive
Virden
Gillespie
Sherif Jones
Joseph Kane
Bodies Identified in Jamaica Bay Case
In New York City two bodies found lashed together in Jamaica Bay were identified as Michael Bayes a 42 year old baker from Middleton New York and his wife Bertha 34 of 436 Prospect Avenue Brooklyn. They died by their own actions together after health and family troubles including illness and the loss of a child.
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New York
N. Y
Jamaica Bay
Michael Bayes
Bertha
Prospect Avenue
Brooklyn
Bayes
Middleton
Baues
Eight Hour Law Validated by New York Court of Appeals
The New York Court of Appeals unanimously ruled the eight hour clause of the labor law valid for public works. Contractors may not employ workers longer than eight hours daily, and violations void contracts. The case, Williams Engineering and Contracting Co. vs Herman A. Metz, involved about $14,000 on Bronx sewer work, with nearly $70,000 total on the project.
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Albany
N. Y
Court of Appeals
Williams Engineering and Contracting Co
Herman A. Metz
New York
Bronx
Mob executes Black man Henry White near Younker
In Empire Georgia, a Black man named Henry White was shot while being moved by a mob. After allegedly trying to shoot the family of Thomas Allen, White was captured, held in the lockup, then taken by unknown men who bound him to a tree and riddled him with bullets near Younker, six miles away, Sunday night.
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Empire
Henry White
Younker
White
Thomas Allen
Allen
President Will Vote in Oyster Bay Trip
White House preparations for President Roosevelt and party to travel by late night train to Oyster Bay to vote with Secretary Loeb and aides. The president will return after voting. Theodore Roosevelt Jr. recently turned 21 and is registered at Oyster Bay to join his father at the polls.
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Washington, D. C
White House
Loeb
Oyster Bay
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr
Connecticut
Suffragettes Clash With Police in London Riots
A mob of suffragettes disrupted a court session as 37 women faced trial for Tuesday’s demonstration. Mounted officers scattered the crowd after a renewed push to free prisoners. Eleven to fourteen prisoners were jailed for one to two months, others postponed. Leaders vow further protests despite police clubbing. Authorities fear further unrest and cabinet pressure.
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London
Eng
Union Suit Garb Scrutinized in Mazdaznan Case
Middlesex district attorney opens a strict inquiry into the Mazdaznan sun worship cult after sensational testimony during a conservatorship hearing for Mrs. Allen M. Shaw of Lowell. Witnesses including W. H. Drew of Boston and Mrs. S Ruth Hilton, the cult’s high priestess, testify about visits and attire.
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Cambridge
Mass
Middlesex County
Mazdaznan Society of
Sun Worshipers
Allen M. Shaw
Lowell
John J. Higgins
W. H. Drew
Boston
Thaw in Stiff Insane Custody Remand Follows Sanity Question
White Plains N Y Harry K Thaw was remanded to Matteawan Monday morning by Justice Isaac N Mills After Mills decision argument began on producing Thaw before the federal court in Pittsburg as ordered by Judge Arnold The issue was whether Thaw had recovered his sanity and was fit for release The court ruled he remained insane
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White Plains
N. Y
Harry K. Thaw
Matteawan
Isaac N. Milla
Mills
Thaw
Pittsburg
Arnold
Tried for Old Crime in New York Forgery Case
In New York City Frank C. Marrin went on trial for forgery alleged to be a mortgage fraud from fifteen years ago. District Attorney Clark said he would prove nine forgeries totaling thousands of dollars from Caroline Barry, an elderly recluse who died in Brooklyn. Marrin, known as Judge Stone, had long relationships with Mrs Barry and her late husband’s affairs.
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New York
N. Y
Caroline Barry
Brooklyn
Frank C. Marrin
Clark
Marrin
Barry
Martin
Stone
Philadelphia
Storey Cotton
Girl Killed By Auto in New Britain Conn
Mias Hazell Julia Bratt twenty of East Hartford died instantly after an automobile struck a telegraph pole while attempting to pass other cars in New Britain Tuesday night. The crash ends a tragic incident reported by local authorities.
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Auto New Britian
Conn
Mias Hazell
Julia Bratt
East Hartford
Nightgown Parade Ban Warns Lincoln Students
Lincoln Neb. In a signed state me iggned Tuesday Chancellor Andrews of the state university for bids. aneak days kidnaping and night gown parades Chancellor Andrews declaring that any student participating in these exercises will be expelled from the university.
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Lincoln
Negro desperado Hector killed after siege in New Iberia
Several hundred men and boys stormed a barricaded house in New Iberia to arrest Nicholas Hector on an assault charge. Hector, armed with a revolver, resisted for about an hour. he was shot dead as the door was opened and none of the attackers were wounded.
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New Iberia
Nicholas Hector
Hector
Riot Injures Thirteen at Fairmount Mine Clash
A Sunday riot at Enterprise, nine miles from Fairmount, West Virginia, involving miners and outside men left three men dead on arrival at Fairmount Hospital and ten others with minor injuries. The violence stemmed from factional grievances.
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Fairmount
W. Va
Enterprise
Fairmount Hospital
Oldest local farmer fatally harms himself at home
Adam Schultz, 80, a prominent farmer from near New Athens, killed himself Monday by taking carbolic acid at his residence five miles west of town. He left a widow and four children. No reason for the act is known.
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New Athens, I l
Explanation Demanded Over Explosion of American Citizen
Lisbon reports that on the representations of Charles Page Bryan the American minister to Portugal the minister of war telegraphed the governor of Angola Portuguese West Africa demanding an explanation for the recent explosion of an American citizen.
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Lisbon
Charles Page Bryan
Portugal
Angola
Portuguese West Africa
Mine Disaster in Silesia Kills 100 Men
Vienna reports over one hundred miners killed in an explosion and fire at the Koenig coal mines in Silesia. Rescue work halted by the blaze, six charred bodies recovered showing death by burning rather than the initial blast. About 200 men entombed, feared burned.
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Vienna
Koenig
Silesia
Death of Dr Daniel Colt Gilman Former Johns Hopkins President
Dr Daniel Colt Gilman of Norwich Connecticut died suddenly Tuesday afternoon while visiting his sisters. Born July 6 1831 in Norwich he had arrived Monday for a family visit and was found helpless on the floor by his wife after returning to his room to prepare for a drive. Burial will be in Norwich.
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Norwich
Conn
Daniel Colt, Gilman
Altimore
Johns Hopkins University
Gilman
Iowa seeks injunction to shutter twenty Burlington saloons
Assistant Attorney General Cossons of Iowa moves to obtain a permanent injunction against twenty Burlington saloonkeepers for violating the mulct law. If granted, the buildings will be closed and rented for one year.
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Burlington
Iowa
Cossons
Cubs Win Championship at Chicago Stadium
The Chicago club of the National League defeated the Detroit American League Club 2 to 0 on Wednesday, claiming their fourth win in the series at home in Chicago.
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Cubs
Chicago
Illinois W. C. T. U. Elects Officers at Mount Carmel
The Illinois W. C. T. U. state convention elected officers with Mrs. Mary E. Kuhl of Chicago as president and Mrs. Almena P. McDonald of Chicago as vice president. Helen L. Hood of Chicago became correspond ing secretary and Etta Root Edwards of Pinckneyville was recording secretary while L. Belle Goodman of Champaign served as treasurer. The year saw a gain of 670 members. Burton Fuller of McLean county won the diamond medal in the oratorical contest.
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Mount Carmel
Illinois
Chicago
Almena P. McDonald
Helen L. Hood
Etta Root Edwards
Pinckneyville
L. Belle Goodman
Champaign
Burton Fuller
McLean County
Tragic dream forewarns Danville man’s workday fate
Mrs Richard Sneddon of 60 Porter Street awoke from a dream of her son Fred Sneddon dead at his lathe in the Oaklawn shops. The machinist, engaged to marry Buena Osborn, was believed fatally injured while tolling at his machine, prompting a scare about a Saturday shift.
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Danville
Richard Sneddon
Porter Street
Fred Sneddon
Oaklawn
Sneddon
Mies Buena Osborn
Robert Osborn
Sullivan-Preston T Hicks Running For County Surveyor
Sullivan-Preston T Hicks, a Republican candidate for county surveyor in Macon County, appealed to influence and a county fair woman promised marriage if nominated, aiding his campaign. He won the nomination in a strongly Republican county, and recently purchased residence in the county capital, with a wedding expected soon.
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Sullivan
Preston” T. Hicks
Macon County
Cupid
Mrs Ellen Kever Dead in Duquoin
Mrs Ellen Kever died at her daughter’s home in Duquoin aged 69. Born in County Cork Ireland in 1839 she came to the United States at 15. She married at 16 and had five children James Kever Frank John Harry Neill and Mrs William Cunliffe.
Illinois Line Authorized to Incorporate Railway Co
Springfield license issued to Edward L. Thomas John T. Taylor David O. Thomas C A Heinzelman and Gustave A Becker of Belleville to incorporate the St. Louis and St Libory Railway company. Proposed line from east bank of the Mississippi opposite St Louis toward St Libory in St Clair County with capital stock of $100000.
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Springfield
Edward Ll. Thomas
John T. Taylor
David O. Thomas
C. A. Heinzelman
Gustave A. Becker
Belleville
St. Louis
Cave In Crushes Four at Peoria gravel bank
A city gravel bank collapse at Lacon Illinois buried four men. David Burns age 3 died from a broken neck. Tienhart is dying from internal injuries. Sam Schaeffer and Charles Foster are seriously injured.
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Peoria
Lacon
Ill
David Burns
Tienhart
Sam Schaeffer
Charles Foster
Woman sacrifices life to save children on rail line
Mrs. Caroline Barnhart of Cambridge saved her two small children from a Rock Island passenger train near Kewanee, pushing them aside as the train bore down. She could not escape in time and was fatally mangled. The children, returning from a visit with their father, were spared.
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Kewanee
Caroline Barnhart
Cambridge
Rock Island
Two Miners Killed in Harrisburg Coal Mine Blast Near Eldorado
Three miners at the Harrisburg and Southern Illinois Coal Company mine two miles south of Eldorado triggered a powder explosion. Two died within hours. the third was not expected to survive.
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Eldorado
Harrisburg and Southern Illinois Coal Company
Dig Up Old Skeleton on Coffey Farm
A skeleton was unearthed on Benjamin Coffey's farm north of the city. It is believed to be a Spanish soldier's remains, with local tradition saying Spaniards camped on the spot years ago.
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Sterling, JL
Benjamin Coffey
Towboat Sinks Near Cairo After Log Collision
The towboat Egan, sailing from Cairo to Grand Tower with a large tow of empties, struck a log at Birds Point and sank. The vessel rests about two feet under water with her guards still exposed, and rescuers hope the Venus can be saved.
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Cairo
Egan
Grand Tower
Birdspoint
Eten
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