Witty Observations on Society and Quirky Sayings
A string of humorous adages on divorce, fashion, sports, and daily life. It comments on changes in social norms, such as abolishing divorces, maintenance of couples, and perceptions of aging. It muses on topics from fashion to sports and pets with light, ironic tone.
Chicago Aims to Silence City Noise Initiatives
Chicago plans to reduce urban noise and create a quieter city while preserving its characteristic activity and pace. City officials pursue measures addressing traffic, construction, and community soundscapes to balance livability with vibrancy.
Neighbor's dog scratches geraniums not dandelions
A neighbor's dog shows a preference for digging and scratching among geraniums while avoiding dandelions, puzzling gardeners. The behavior appears focused on the geranium bed, with no other plants affected.
Morning Birdsong Noted by Cabaret-Educated Readers
The remark suggests that anyone educated to a cabaret standard will hear poor singing from orioles and thrushes in the mornings. It frames a light, humorous take on avian song as if judged by a refined audience.
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Orioles
Catcher suspended for mud throwing at umpire
A catcher was suspended after throwing dirt at an umpire during a game. The incident sparked calls for stricter conduct rules and drew attention to on-field discipline across leagues.
Chicago Woman Holds Up Thief Yet Receives Little Reward
A Chicago woman confronts a highwayman who stole her purse but ends with scant compensation. The report notes frequent deception by men and hints at continued harassment by robbers in the area.
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Chicago
New York Boat Launch Backed by Fifty Red Haired Girls
A new vessel in New York drew public attention as fifty red haired schoolgirls served as sponsors. The craft reportedly slid into the water with notable vim, promising vigor that could outlast two ordinary lifetimes for ships.
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New York
Man shuns public display in parade sash and banner
A man who refuses to take part in a parade with a sash or banner when given the chance is seen as not sharing the modern idea of publicity.
Russian dancer jailed in New York returns to Europe
A Russian woman arrested in New York for an improper dance has left for Europe criticizing American artistic standards and manners.
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New York
Europe
Hunter captures crocodile with buck inside in Africa
A big game hunter in Africa captured a crocodile that had just swallowed a deer. The tale adds to the dramatic jungle reports, contrasting with tamer local fish stories.
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Africa
Government surgeon states dirty money not dangerous
An official declares that dirty money is not a danger due to germs, providing relief after readers admit they planned to risk it. The notion reflected public reassurance and readiness to proceed despite concerns about contamination.
Philadelphia minister rebuked for onion selling side business
A Philadelphia clergyman was rebuked for adding a side occupation of growing and selling onions to his clerical duties. He was warned that the onion venture did not fit the ministry and was out of good odor.
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Philadelphia
Chicago man uses costly beefsteak in domestic dispute
A Chicago man allegedly struck his wife with a beefsteak rather than a traditional instrument of discipline, a claim that seems unlikely given the steak's impracticality as a weapon and the broader questions it raises about the incident.
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Chicago
Aviator Dies in Suspected Natural Death
A press dispatch notes the famous aviator died of natural causes, prompting questions about what constitutes natural death for a flyer. The report highlights the mystery surrounding the veteran pilot's passing and the lack of foul play indications.
Sensible shoes and chiropodiate era remark
A compact wry remark on footwear and its social effect. It suggests that sensible shoes, tied to chiropody, would disrupt employment for some, while foolish footwear serves a hidden function. The tone is sardonic and observational about fashion and labor.
Chicagoan loses 1200 in a dubious scheme
A Chicago resident was defrauded of 1200 dollars in a case noted by two Englishmen promoting a supposed “sure thing.” The incident, described as a record-breaking happening, appeared on the first page and is reported with cautious detail.
Enemies Start Suit Says Sulzer Over Breach Proposal
Miss Mignon Hopkins, a cloak model, sues William Sulzer of New York for breach of promise of marriage. The affidavit alleges engagement on September 16, 1903, secrecy then cohabitation, and that Sulzer married another woman on January 8, 1909 in Atlantic City. Hopkins claims distress from the broken contract and identifies Sulzer as the governor of New York.
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New York
Sulzer
Gettysburg
Mignon Hopkins
Philadelphia
William Sulzer
Patterson
Miss Hopkins
Boston
Atlantic City
Wiliam Sulzer
Mr. Sulzer
Brooklyn
Washington Law Drastic Liquor Ban in DC Extends Overnight
The Jones Works excise law, described as the most drastic liquor law for the District of Columbia, now enforces a ban on all intoxicating liquor sales from 10 p.m. to 7 a.m. and prohibits Sunday purchases. This enactment restricts all outlets in the national capital during these hours.
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Washington
Jones-Works
District of Columbia
National Capital
Railroads Give Up Fight
Chicago report states the American Railroad Employes' and Investors' association has closed its offices and ended its existence after forming to oppose hostile legislation and improve railroad employee relations.
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Chicago
American Railroad
Interest on government deposits hits $100000 in a month
National banks will pay about $100,000 into the United States treasury as interest on deposits of the federal government. This marks the first step in Secretary McAdoo’s order to charge interest on government deposits at 2 percent per year.
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U. S
Washington, D. C
United States Treasury
McAdoo
Forty Women End Their Lives in Durango Siege
Mexico City reports forty women residents, mostly of the better class, have ended their lives in Durango since rebels occupied the city last week after a prolonged siege. The women allegedly took their own lives due to their treatment by the victorious rebels.
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Mexico City
Durango
Four Indiana Sisters Drowned Near Elkhart
Four Schwyn sisters aged 16 14 13 and 8 daughters of Mr and Mrs John Schwyn living five miles east of Elkhart drowned while bathing in the St Joseph river three miles east of Elkhart Indiana Authorities reported no immediate cause and the tragedy shocked local residents as neighbors helped in the rescue attempt.
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Indiana
Elkhart
Ind
Alice
Clara
Ida
Grace
John Schwyn
St. Joseph River
Morgan Takes Oath as Leavenworth Warden
In Leavenworth Kansas Thomas J W Morgan editor of Ottawa Kansas has taken the oath of office as warden of the federal penitentiary succeeding Maj Robert W McClaughry who resigned.
12 Boys Drowned As Pier Collapses At Merrimac Bathhouse
A wooden walk over 45 feet of water at the Merrimac river bathhouse collapsed as a crowd of 9 to 15 year old boys stamped and shouted for entry. The extension sank like a trap door, throwing about 40 boys into the river. Boats and grappling irons were used. twelve bodies have been recovered with more feared. Parents watched as two of their sons disappeared into the water.
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Blythe
Four Schwyn Sisters Drown Near Elkhart River Incident
Four Schwyn sisters ages 16, 14, 18, and 8 daughters of Mr and Mrs John Schwyn were drowned while bathing in the St Joseph River three miles east of Elkhart Indiana. Their bodies were found by Clarence and Hugh Eaterday, sons of George Eaterday, on whose farm the girls had come to pick cherries.
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Elkhart, Ind
Alice
Clara
Ida
Grace
John Schwyn
Elkhart
St. Joseph River
Clarence
Hugh Baterday
George Eaterday
Brothers drown in Wabash River tragedy at Terre Haute
In Terre Haute Indiana Harry and Clyde Bowers aged 11 and 9 drowned in the Wabash River after their parents both jumped in to aid them. The mother nearly drowned and is feared dead from shock while the father also fought to reach them.
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Terre Haute
Ind
Harry
Clyde Bowers
Malaria Cases Rise Among Troops in Philippines
Washington report shows malaria among troops in the Philippines more than doubling despite advanced medical precautions. Currently 171 men per 1000 are afflicted, with the majority among regular Army soldiers.
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Philippines
Washington
Blinders for Men or Veils for Women Debate
Boston church pastor Rev. Fred B. Heath of Warren Baptist weighs in on fashion disputes over new women’s dresses. He argues the latest styles cause disgust to the right-minded and frames the issue as a battle between blinders for men and veils for women.
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Boston
Fred B. Heath
Warren Baptist Church
Womfen
Bryan Names Department Aid
Secretary of State Bryan appoints Calvin M. Hitch of Alabama Georgia as assistant chief of the division of Latin American affairs, succeeding Fred M. Dearing who will become secretary of the legation at Brussels Belgium.
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Bryan Names Department Aid
Washington
Calvin M. Hitch
Alabama
State Department
Bryan
Fred M. Dearing
Legation
Brussels
Belgium
Centenarian Return Flight Doctor Claims 149 Years
Dr. Chao Chey arrived from Cuba en route to China and insisted he is 149 years old. He stands six feet tall and is bald, arguing with customs officers who doubted his stated age.
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New York
Chao Chey
Cuba
China
Chey
Kaiser Approves Appointment of U S Ambassador
Berlin reports Emperor Wilhelm approves Justice James W. Gerard of the New York supreme court for appointment as United States ambassador to the German court. The decision signals a formal diplomatic exchange as relations with Berlin proceed.
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Kaiser
Berlin
Emperor Wilam
James W. Gerard
New York Supreme Court
United States
Greek Fleet Sails for Saloniki Port
The Greek fleet is ordered to sail forthwith to Tragesi near the gulf of Saloniki. King Constantine of Greece has begun his journey to Saloniki.
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Saloniki
Athens
Greece
Tragesi
Gulf of Saloniki
Constantine
Tragic Crash Kills Three Near Fort Worth
In Fort Worth Texas a fatal crash occurred when an automobile overturned after striking a home fire scene. Ethel Abshear aged 5 and her sister Evelyn aged 8 died, along with their aunt Mrs J J Brookshire.
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Fort Worth
Tex
Ethel Abshear
Evelyn
J. J
Brookshire
Three Die as Sewer Cave-In Traps Workers in Cleveland
Seven men were carried into a sewer by a collapse on West Seventh street in Cleveland. Three died, four were rescued alive. Emergency crews responded and searched the drainage system for other potential victims.
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Cleveland
West Seventh Street
Rebels Seize Guaymas Amid Multi-Day Battle
A brief message from Guaymas, Mexico reports that rebel forces captured the city as federal and rebel units clashed for several days. The report comes from Douglas, Arizona, noting ongoing fighting and disputed control of the port town.
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Guaymas
Mexico
Douglas
Ariz
Federal
Orff and Atkin Acquitted in Fraud Case
Frank Orff and John F. B Atkin both of the Columbian Sterling Publishing Co were acquitted on the charge of using the mails to defraud investors in the company. The New York case concluded with their exoneration, ending the contentious legal battle.
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Frank “Orff
New York
Frank Orff
John F. B Atkin
Columbian-Sterling Publishing Co
S. Stodk
Polar ship ready for years trip to Arctic
Vilhjalmur Stefansson leads a Canadian scientific expedition from Seattle to Nome aboard the Victoria. He, biologist M Anderson and oceanographer James Murray will join 12 scientists aboard the Karluk for a three year Arctic stay to explore land north of the Mackenzie River and map unknown regions.
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Seattle
Wash
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
Arctic
Victoria
B. C
Stefansson
M. Anderson
James Murray
Nome
Alaska
Karluk
J. F. Hicks
Egquimalt Navy Yard
Mr. Hicks
Dr. Anderson
Victoria Island
Mackenzie River
Mormon gathering marks Joseph Smith death anniversary
Elders and members of the Mormon church gathered at Smith's Grave in Sharon Vermont to observe the anniversary of Joseph Smith's death. Smith was killed by a mob at Carthage, Massachusetts in 1844, and his body was brought to this area and buried near his birthplace.
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Smith
Sharon
Joseph Smith
Prophet Smith
Carthage
France's President Poincare Returns Home by Dover
After a three day state visit to England President Poincare sailed from Dover aboard the Pas de Calais. Three British naval air planes joined the warships that escorted him across the channel.
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Poincare
London
Presiden Poincare
France
England
Dover
Pas de Calais
Channel
First Washington conviction under lazy husband law
Seattle, Wash. George Riggs an automobile machinist was convicted of failing to support his wife and child under the new lazy husband law. He received a six month jail sentence marking the state’s first use of the statute.
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Seattle
Wash
Washington
George Riggs
Duke of Sutherland Dead in London
Cromartie Sutherland-Leveson-Gower the fourth Duke of Sutherland has died in London. Born July 20, 1851, he was, besides the Russian emperor, the largest landowner in Europe.
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Duke of Sutherland
London
Cromartie Sutherland-Leveson-Gower
Russia
Europe
Bank Robber Caught With $3290 in Gold Beach Cache
Ray Diamond, the Glendale bank robber, was arrested in Gold Beach with the entire stolen amount of $3,290. The Marshfield Oregon incident details place him as the suspected thief.
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Marshfield
Ray Diamond
Glendale
Gold Beach
Death threat stopped by plug of tobacco in breast
In Champaign Illinois a clerk named Mark Pridmore survived a knife attack when a plug of tobacco in his breast pocket redirected the blade away from his heart. The weapon belonged to George Sadler a traction employee.
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Plub. of Tobacco
Champaign
Illinois
Mark Pridmore
George Sadler
Suspected Slayer Lynched in Lambert Mississippi
A Black man named Will Robinson, charged with murdering Mrs A Rimes and her son, was lynched by a mob in Lambert. The mob overpowered the sheriff and seized his keys, ending the case outside of legal process.
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Lambert
Will Robinson
A. Rimes
Kentucky Character Executed at Eddyville Penitentiary
Eddyville Ky General was electrocuted at the state penitentiary for the murder of Sherman Meredith and his wife in Clay County. amid confessions another killer My John Nicholson confessed to murdering his wife and child by arson in Mexico, details partially readable.
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Kentucky
Eddyville
May
State Penitentiary
Sherman Meredith
Clay County
Mexico
John Nicholson
Palmer and Ledyard Link to Washington Power Plot
Palmer testifies before the senate lobby panel about a purported plan to sell a gold brick to Wall Street and stymie investigations. Edward Lauterbach and A. Mitchell Palmer of Pennsylvania name alleged correspondents, with Lewis Cass Ledyard identified as key foil. Lauterbach denies seeking capital influence, says his aim was to restore cordial relations with Morgan & Co.
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Washington
Wall Street
Senate
New York
A. Mitchell. Palmer
Pennsylvania
Edward Lauterbach
Daniel J. Riordan
Mr. Palmer
Lewis Cass Ledyard
Palmer
Ledyard
Lauterbach
Auto Racer Killed In Test Run On Speedway Track
Indianapolis Harry Martin relief driver for Charley Merz in the 1913 8,500 mile race was killed and Frank Agan mechanician was badly injured when their Stutz racing car ditched on a speedway test.
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Indianapolis
Harry Martin
Charley Merz
Frank Agan
Speedway
Rate Increase Probe on Eastern Railroads Amended Order
Washington reports the Interstate Commerce Commission issued an amended order to reopen a review of freight rate hikes by eastern railroads. The action rescinds a prior directive issued last Saturday and launches a fresh investigation into the proposed increases.
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Washington
Interstate Commerce Commission
Eastern Railroads
Rich Man Pendell Murdered in Downtown Office
Real estate dealer Charles E. Pendell was strangled with a tablecloth and beaten in his Los Angeles office located in a downtown building. The crime occurred at Pendell’s workplace and remains under investigation by local authorities.
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Los Angeles
Charles E. Pendell
Pendell
Free Sugar and Wool Tariff Privileges Approved
The Democratic Senate caucus approves tariff revisions granting free sugar in 1916 and free raw wool after a two day fight. The measure moves forward in the tariff bill amid partisan debate.
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Washington
Senate
Summer Heat Brings Eight Deaths in Philadelphia
City records show eight deaths linked to high humidity despite official thermometers not exceeding 85 degrees. Authorities warn prolonged heat strain, urging residents to stay hydrated and seek shade.
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Philadelphia
Hemet locals order Japanese apricot crew to leave town
Orderly tensions flare as residents confront a Riverside California apricot-picking party of Japanese and compel the Orients to depart immediately amid anti-Japanese sentiment in Hemet.
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Riverside
Cal
Hemet
Wreck Kills Eight Colonists in Winnipeg Express
A Winnipeg express wreck on the Canadian Pacific Railway killed eight people and injured more than twenty. Officials report cars were crowded with Scottish immigrants aboard the crowded emigrant train near Ottawa Ontario.
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Ottawa
Ontario
Canadian Pacific Railway
Illinois Pharmaceutical Association closes for 1914 meeting
The Thirty fourth annual Illinois Pharmaceutical Association convention closed with the next meeting to be decided by the executive committee in November after Rockford and Peoria fought hard to land the 1914 gathering. Officers named include President Ralph Re Dordland Springfield first vice president Ga Anthony Kewanee second vice president LP Larson Chicago third vice president W B Denton Beards town secretary W B Day Chicago treasurer Chris Garver Bloomington. Admits Attacking Girl Murphysboro two of seven men accused of assaulting a 19 year old girl are jailed in Jackson county with four others sought. Mike Williams DeSoto and Corum Beavers Cambria under arrest. Beavers admits taking the girl for a buggy ride and assault that night but says she did not resist. The girl says all seven attacked her, with others holding her. she is a maid in the home of Mr and Mrs Peter McKinney about thirteen miles from Murphysboro.
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Quincy
Covention
Milnois
Pharmaceutical
Sociation
Rockford and
Peoria
Ehowen
Ralph
Dorland
Springfield
Qa. Anthony
Kewanée
LP. Larson
Chicago
W. B.denton
Beards
Town
W. B. Day
Chris ‘Garver
Bloomington
Murphysboro
Wdith
Gray
Jackson ‘County
Jal
Mike Williams
DeSoto
Corum
Beavers
Cambria
Peter McKinney
Mayors Aek Utilities Veto in Illinois Mayors
The Illinois Mayors Association defeated a resolution urging Governor Dunne to veto the public utilities bill over the loss of home rule. Elected officers include President W. W. Bennett of Rockford and others in Chicago Paxton Monmouth and Chicago. A twelve member committee will meet in fall to draft a constitution for reorganizing into the Illinois Municipal Association.
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Mayors’ Association
Ilinois Municipal ‘Association
Illinois agricultural excursion to University of Illinois
Farmers from Champaign and Kankakee counties visited the College of Agriculture. Prof. J. C. Coltier, soil doctor of the county, led the special train trip. Dr. C. G. Hopkins lectured on soil fertility and the university farm was shown. Women in the party inspected the domestic science department. Luncheon served by co-eds.
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Champaign
Kankakee County
College of Agriculture
University of Illinois
J. C. Coltier
C. G. Hopkins
Child Killed in Mount Vernon Railway Crossing Accident
Mrs. Charles Beal and her two children were struck crossing the Southern railway at Dix. A passenger train passed as the horse jumped the tracks, throwing them about forty feet. The two year old son died, the little girl lost an arm, and Mrs Beal with her daughter were fatally or severely injured and rushed to Mount Vernon hospital.
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Mount Vernon
Charles Beal
Southern Railway
Dix
Man Kills Employer then Dies in West Quincy
A man believed to be J. W. Benning of Gregory Missouri shot and killed Theodore Pogue a West Quincy Missouri bachelor about seventy five. Pogue owned 1 000 acres of valuable Missouri bottom land and was a Confederate Army veteran. Benning formerly worked for Pogue and allegedly threatened his employer before the deadly act.
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Self
Quincy
J. W. Benning
Gregory
Theodore Pogue
West Quincy
Pogue
Missouri
Benning
Geneva Women to Vote on Free Kindergarten in July
Aurora Geneva women will be the first in the state to exercise suffrage rights by voting on July 12 in Geneva on a school proposal for free kindergartens. School board members opposing the feature admit that the women's vote could bring out support and swing the proposition to a majority.
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Geneva
Aurora
Gimnete
Invite King to visit United States by Spanish War Veterans
Springfield reports the tenth annual encampment of the Department of Minois United Spanish War Veterans adopted a resolution urging the national encampment to invite King Alfonso of Spain to visit the United States. About five hundred veterans are present and quartered at Camp Lincoln.
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WII
Amtemeca
Springfield
Department of Minois
Alfonso
Spain
United States
Camp Lincoln
Thirty Years More for Sullens in Salem Court
In Salem a plea of guilty on a related charge brought Frank Buk lens and a separate abduction case against Holt. Judge Jett sentenced Sullens to thirty five years to run after the twenty five already served, totaling fifty five years in the penitentiary.
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Sullens
Salem
Frank
Buk Lens
Mise
Dorothy
Holt
Jett
Dragged Into Woods Case Reported In City
A fragmentary report notes a fifteen year old girl dragged into woods near the city. Police investigate residents as potential witnesses while details remain unclear due to damaged text.
Engineer Scatted By Explosion Ce Allen 7 oi
A fragmented report notes an engineer scattered by an explosion with uncertain attribution. The brief mentions an individual named Ce Allen and a numeric detail 7 oi, but the context remains unclear due to missing text.
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Ce Allen
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