Two Story Corn Crib and Granary Feature Modern Machinery
A Chicago expert extols two story corn cribs with modern elevating machinery. The design uses a concrete foundation, a central strong driveway, ventilated wings, and heavy center walls to support grain load. It notes benefits of ventilation, lighter exterior wings, and the value of permanent, high appearance farm structures.
Lydia E Pinkham Remedy Helps Eldon Woman
In Eldon Missouri a woman suffering from displacement inflammation and female weakness reports relief after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She describes severe pain nervousness poor appetite and fatigue prior to treatment and credits the remedy with restoring strength and health. The ad touts widespread use and urges other troubled women to try it.
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Eldon
Lydia E. Pinkham
T. Harvey
Missouri
Jame E. Pinkham Medicine Co
Masa
Litigant Seeks Divorce Transcript From Busy Stenographer
A man by default, whose wife had secured a divorce, visited court stenographer William M. McKay seeking his wife's testimony transcript. McKay offered the tablet. the man struggled with the shorthand, muttered about the “ivorsh an nulled,” and left, seemingly enlightened by the notes.
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William M. McKay
McKay
Ivorshan
St. Joseph News Press
CLEAR YOUR SKIN AND CARE ITEMS ADVERTISED
A vintage advertisement promotes Cuticura products for skin scalp hair and hands with promises of clearing pimples blotches redness dandruff and chapping. It offers a free 32 page Skin Book by mail and asks readers to address a postcard to Cuticura Dept V Boston. The section includes a humor comic exchange about a daughter's engagement and a mother’s witty revenge plan.
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Cuticura
Dept. V
Boston
No Chance in Speed Laws Evoking Horse and Car Debate
A fragmentary quote questions a horse's survival with automobiles while joking about speed law enforcement. A woman envies another, suggesting vanity and empty effort in social rivalry. The text preserves odd witticisms without full context.
Wheat acreage surge in Western Canada report
The Prairie provinces show an 15 to 35 percent rise in wheat area with better than average moisture and rains aiding early sowing. Reports from Denholm, North Battleford, Prince Albert and others note good growing conditions, occasional cutworms, and widespread optimism for a record crop despite higher feed prices and strong export demand.
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Denholm
Davidson
North Battleford
Prince Albert
Calgary
Department of Agriculture
Merit Time Wheat Sown to Avoid Frost Loss
The wheat has been sown at the Merit time not so early as to risk frost but early enough to insure ripening in the fall, as stated in the advertisement.
Litterateur Tales at Brooklyn Luncheon
Gouverneur Morris derides American society as exclusive while recounting a writer's failed invitation to Mrs. Van Astercordt. The anecdote notes the writer’s past work in a teapot making plant and highlights social barriers for authors.
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Gouverneur Morris
New York
Brooklyn
Had Him There and a Brush of Words
Two speakers joke about a new toothbrush and the oddity of language. They test phrases like teethbrush and shoesbrush to explore how terms form from everyday objects. The exchange plays on pronunciation and unexpected wordplay.
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Bix
Dix
Letter From Home Cites London Dining Snare For Donald
A sister writes to her brother at the front and recalls a vexing London incident. Father recalls a Garman waiter who shortchanged them after a modest dinner, a memory shared to steady the mind amid distant duties.
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Donald
Brother
Garman
London
Grove's The Old Standard General Tonic Ad
An advertisement promotes Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic as a general tonic containing quinine and iron. It claims liver action, malaria defense, blood enrichment, and overall system strengthening, priced at five cents.
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Grove
Times Change in Satiric Exchange Between Father and Daughter
In a quip from Puck dated era, a father previously gained robes furs cattle in exchange for a daughter. The modern response questions how the old man fares now with modest offerings like cheap cigars.
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Puck
Fletcher's Castoria Promoted as Safe Infant Remedy
An advertisement urges careful examination of every bottle of Sastoria for infants and children, claiming over 80 years of use and the signature CALix. A playful hotel room joke about an airy room follows the mock product note.
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Calix
Fletcher
Murine Eye Remedy Ad Promises Comfort for Weak Eyes
An old newspaper snippet touts Murine eye remedy from The Murine Eye Remedy Co. of Chicago. It claims relief for red watery eyes and granulated eyelids with no smarting, urging readers to consult the product in a period voice. A stray ad line questions marriage on fifteen dollars a week, mentioning a girl.
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William A. Radford
Ford
Prairie Avenue
Chicago
Lour
Kaso
Comfort
Murine Mye Remedy Co
Seeing is Heteving Fire Engine Wonder
An elderly man and his nephew discuss a fire engine in a rustic, humorous exchange. The old man expresses awe at the machine used for putting out fires, insisting he would not have believed it without seeing. A vulgar aside about the device’s power follows, with mention of wanting to try a strong vigor.
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Sheen
Abner
Pio Kingille
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