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Newspaper

Troy Weekly Call

Location

Troy, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jan 01, 1910

Page

3

A Stuttering Actor and a Moral Parable Poem

A shabby performance scene shows a stammering theatrical manager and a ticket taker. A refined visitor asks about an umbrella and is told to check the office. The poem then shifts to a teacher and a well behaved boy who grows up earning twenty thousand plunks a year, a satire on appearances and success.

The Landing Gliding Descent Report

In dialogue from The Landing, an aviator confirms no trouble in descending from a airship. He recalls it being one of the finest gliding descents he ever made and notes personal relief after the ground impact as he freed his Adam's apple and waist band from his necktie.

Grace's Hat and Her Friend

Grace shows off a new hat to her kind friend who praises the creation. The friend deflects a playful jab and jokes about others reading the scene, noting Grace’s sweetness as she walks away down the street.

Grace

Mrs Bugg Willies North Pole Alarm Sparks Chore Row

A domestic moment escalates as Mrs Bugg Willies is urged to come down from an imagined north pole to avoid illness. The exchange highlights household tension and concern over cold exposure.

Mrs. Bugg Willie North Pole

Polyglot Parrot Learns Three Languages

A pet parrot named Polly showcases astonishing linguistic abilities by speaking three languages. The owner notes the bird’s chatter includes phrases from multiple tongues, illustrating its remarkable polyglot talent.

Polly

In the Wrong Place Grocer’s Irrigated Oranges Joke

A playful dialogue features a grocer denying a mix up with a kicker who jokes about irrigated oranges from California. The store’s claim to “selects” and “the best” contrasts with the kicker’s quip about irrigated chickens, highlighting a humorous exchange over produce origin.

Kicker California

Bridegroom complains paper gave wedding short shrift

In a witty reflection the bridegroom tells the reporter that the wedding received scant coverage. The reporter cites crowded news as the culprit and promises a full divorce column to compensate later.

Chicago Post

Rich Uncle Buys Aeroplane Prompting Cautious Mood

In a brief exchange, one character reveals a rich uncle has bought an aeroplane. Curtis counters that an aeroplane is as safe as a car. The other responds with wary humor, saying their happiness fades as a result. The dialogue hints at optimism tempered by concern over aviation safety.

Curtis

Fame and The Cause In A Puzzling Exchange

A public figure is described as well known and repeatedly first to claim an invention after patenting. The dialogue questions belief in auto hypnotism and the tendency of people to walk into danger, suggesting a mysterious linkage between fame, invention, and perception.

A New Weapon Frying Pan Sparks Divorce Talk

A New Jersey woman argues the frying pan causes many divorces, questioning if it has replaced the poker as a marriage stress trigger. The playful claim hints at domestic frictions and evolving gender norms in a lighthearted news item.

New Jersey

Wary Words Stir Little Real Change

A short verse notes that many speeches fail to alter outcomes, as careless talk sparks trouble yet words do not shift events or policy. The reflective line emphasizes the gap between rhetoric and real effect in public discourse.

Four-Per-Week Humorist Doubts Washington Tale

A humorist boasts of weekly pay from the Beanville Bazoo editor. The editor asks if the Washington cherry tree story is factual. The humorist denies it, calling the tale a hack writer’s invention.

George Washington

The Limit of Everything Excerpted Humor

A compilation of quick wit from The Outlook and Just So features sharp quips about editors students and law. Jokes reference plagiarism uncredited essays college career prospects and a bulldog tenacity on legal study with brisk punchlines.

Boothe Has Leading Part in New Show

On the Rialto Boothe says he has a leading role in a new show. In a playful exchange he jokes in the second act May I play to a heart. Yale Record notes the lighthearted remark and Boothe’s status in the production.

Rialto Boothe Yale Record

Witty remark about carpenters delaying midnight return

A husband in a suspicious mood asks his wife Maria to skip repairs on the front stoop. He fears learning new steps would hamper his ability to waltz into the house at midnight.

Maria

Child to Father Joke About a Mummy

A boy asks his father if he has seen a mummy. The father jokes it looks like a dried apple on a large scale, amusing the child with a playful mispronunciation.

Wille Willie

A Queer Mistake In Indiana Wheelbarrow Case

An Indiana man attempted to borrow a wheelbarrow from a woman and was arrested for allegedly attempting to kiss her. The unusual incident sparked discussion about consent and misunderstandings in small town life.

Indiana Kiss

Scribner Novel Atmosphere Described as Stifling

A fragment hints at Scribner's new novel having a suffocating atmosphere. The line "Stifling" paired with an "automobile romance" suggests a dramatic, claustrophobic tone within the work. Further context from the article would clarify characters and plot.

Scribner’s New Novelt

Nineteen states have naval militias and other facts

New York has the largest state militia with about 14 000 men. America leads resin and turpentine production. Germany's four super-dreadnoughts have crews of 1000. A Minneapolis mill makes 17000 to 18000 barrels of flour daily. The Messina seismograph recorded a slight shock ten minutes before the quake. An efficient alarm could have saved many. 3 percent of U S cattle have tuberculosis. Asosan crater in Japan is the largest in the world, 14 miles across one way and over ten the other. Napoleon fixed emoluments of the French Academy. Brazil budgets over 60 000 to fight tuberculosis and plans a Rio de Janeiro institute for stock raising and experiments.

New York America Germany Minneapolis Messina Federal Bureau of Animal Industry United States Asosan Japan French Academy of Sciences Napoleon Bonaparte

Radical new fire escape design dazzles with sloped chutes

A North Dakota inventor reveals a radical fire escape using opposing incline planes forming a double back chute. Fire proof yielding material between bars forms a gutter to prevent falls as people slide outward from windows. Escaped occupants reach the street in seconds via successive inclined lanes.

North Dakota

Homemade ironing board from simple planks and legs

An easy guide to craft a folding ironing board using a one by six foot plank with rounded and tapered ends. Four legs of square strips attach via hinged and resting strips to prevent warping, allowing the legs to fold beside the board for compact storage.

Poetic reflection on fate and Providence in mortal life

A fragment reflecting on existence and the struggle between nature and Providence. The speaker notes that weather shifts reveal sun intermittently, suggesting human fallibility and the grand design guiding beings like you and me.

Invalids Diet and Delicate Egg Creations

A collection of simple recipes for invalid servings. One third grape juice with water fills a glass, a poached egg served on buttered toast with a browned top, eel nog style nourishing drink with beaten egg white and yolk, and a grape celery salad with a light dressing.

Gelatine Molded Dessert Instructions

Soak three fourths of a teaspoonful of gelatine in one half of a tablespoon of cold water. Add one and a half tablespoonfuls of boiling water one half cupful of cider and sugar to taste. Stir until the gelatine is well dissolved mold and chill.

Nuts as a nutritious bread supplement and salad idea

The article endorses nuts as digestible when well chewed and notes the pecan’s adaptability to diverse climates. It provides a nut loaf recipe using bread crumbs and ground nuts, and an unusual coconut apple celery onion salad with parsley and red pepper, served with French dressing.

United States

Subterranean River Sparks Century-Span Biology Project

Mons A Vire proposes using a hidden Lot River and its springs to breed aquatic life in darkness across generations. He seeks a perpetual committee to oversee long term observation, arguing that many advances arise from such extended efforts. The plan links an underground current to a revolutionary study of light deprivation effects.

Mons. A Monsieur Vire

Polarized Sunlight Reveals Fifth Magnitude Stars

M Salet of the Paris observatory demonstrates that a Nicoal prism placed before a telescope suppresses skylight polarization, allowing direct unpolarized light to pass and making fifth magnitude stars visible in full daylight.

M. Salet Paris Observatory

Electric Bakery Oven Raises Bread Output in Kerns

In Kerns Switzerland an electric bakery oven measuring eight feet by four feet will bake 100 pounds of bread at a time. The piece notes that modern large scale methods have diminished home bread making to a near lost art.

Electric Bakery Kerns Switzerland

Maine’s lakes crown water riches by area ratio

Maine ranks highest in surface water per area with one square mile of lake for every 14.3 square miles of land. This notable statistic highlights Maine’s abundant freshwater resources relative to its land size and underscores the state’s natural water wealth.

Maine States

Ship Figureheads by William Southworth Die in Bath

William Southworth, famed for carving figureheads for over 500 vessels, has died in Bath. A specialist for many years, his skill produced splendid works that showcased the artistry now diminished by commercialism’s rise, with few figureheads seen today.

William Southworth Bath Kennehbec Journal

Skin Humor Twenty Five Years Cured by Cuticura Remedies

A Boston man shares a testimonial after twenty five years of severe scalp neck and shoulder humor. He tried many doctors and hospital treatment with no relief before using Cuticura Remedies. He reports a complete cure in a short time and cites his address and date of endorsement.

Cutiura P. Keyes Congress St Boston Mass

Woman Credits Cuticura For Pimples Cure

A Philadelphia resident claims rapid recovery from facial pimples after ten days of using Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent. He had seen doctors for months without improvement and publishes his address and date May 1 1909 as part of a testimonial.

Cuticura Wm. J. Sadlier Susquehanna Ave Philadelphia

Benham-Womans work keeps Benham busy after marriage

Mrs. Benham notes that her efforts to charm men continue beyond marriage as she jokes about making men fall in love with her.

Benham

Not specified recipe step summary

The instructions describe chopping chicken giblets after cooking slowly until tender. A little onion juice is added, then four tablespoons of chicken fat and the same amount of flour are browned together. A teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce is added before serving.

Sun heats electricity claim sparks old visions

British experimenter G. H. Cove reports converting sunlight to electric energy for a workshop. A steel frame holds 16 squares each with 61 secret alloy plugs between glass and air. A thermo electric current charges a storage battery and auto cuts out when sun drops.

G. H. Cove

Nitrogen iodide described as highly explosive on touch

A note states nitrogen iodide is so sensitive that even a fly's foot touch could cause it to explode, illustrating extreme instability and danger associated with handling the compound.

Belts Seen On Neptune and Other Outer Planets

Observations from Washington’s naval observatory reveal greenish streaks on Neptune resembling belts of Jupiter. Similar cloud-like belts were noted on Uranus and Saturn, suggesting belts may be a common feature among the four outer planets.

Neptune Solar System Naval Observatory Washington Jupiter Uranus Saturn

Poet’s Statue Dream Prompted Mirror Wait

A humorous exchange notes a poet’s housemaid asking why he stands before the mirror often. The maid suggests the poet ponders how he will appear when a statue is raised in his honor, highlighting vanity and self-regard in light verse.

Poise in Body Use Taught From Early Age

The text argues children should learn correct poise in standing walking and sitting. It notes that proper poise involves weight on the balls of the feet and chest raised, warning that many children shift weight to the heels and this habit persists into adulthood as seen in people on the streets.

Dust contains billions of micro organisms in school rooms

English science teacher W H Marsh reports tests on school room dust showing micro organisms ranging from 560 million to 80 million per ounce. In some days up to 1.25 pounds of dust were swept from a 400 square foot room, which would yield 1 to 1.6 billion micro organisms based on those figures.

W. H. Marsh

Zwieback Bread Recipe From Spare Kitchen Tips

Simple bread technique describes to sponge three loaves with three beaten eggs sugar and melted butter, then combine with flour into a large loaf. Let rise twice, bake as biscuits, cool, slice into four pieces and brown. Keeps long in paper bags.

Spots Hard to Remove If Left to Sit

Reading from a historical note explains that spots become tougher to remove the longer they sit. A fresh mark can usually be wiped away immediately with a napkin for quick cleanup.

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Loo Daring Willie Bugg Science Notes Zwieback Dodds Heum Vaan Carter Pilos
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