The Candy Child Christmas Tale Told in Dialect
Aunt Matilda narrates a Christmas tale about a boy with a prodigious appetite who ignores his parents warnings. The Wizzle Wuzzle Man appears via smoke to turn the boy into candy and cake, then reverses the spell after lessons learned. The story ends with the boy promising to restrain his eating and heed his parents.
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Matilda
Ren
Chile
Wizzle
Las
Washington Star
Dago Island Christmas Tree Pastize Custom
In the Scandinavian island of Dago villagers place five candles on each branch of the Christmas tree as a local tradition.
What State Humor and Hotel Wit Clash in Alton
A quirky verse joke on state names opens the item, followed by a traveling man at a hotel in Alton who tries humor with a dining-room girl, prompting a witty cream-pitcher reply. Also includes an ad for Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets and Klein's shoe line.
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Alton
The Household Scene of Order and Loss
A speaker reflects on how a tidy home, with things put away and chairs in place, masks deeper disorder and longing. The poem contrasts a perfectly arranged room with a wish to see the life that once filled it, suggesting loss behind neatness.
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B . Strauss. Bros
Chicago
Strauss. Bros
Otvie
Man and the two legged animal we submit a sample
A satirical verse mocks men as two legged, tobacco chewing figures who disappoint, growl and toss chores to wives. It humorously contrasts a lionlike morning departure with a wife’s work at home and a ripped garden of mishaps, ending with a trek to the post office and a borrowed horse.
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Cain
List of Ills in a Grim Patient’s Lament
A fragmented verse catalogs a patient’s ailments and burdens. The speaker lists wheeze sneeze bone ache brainshake red eyes sore head feeding and reading difficulties, inability to smoke or sing, ringing ears, paralysis to speech and walk, apathy, profanity, and rising doctor bills.
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Extent of the Law
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