Nonsense and News: Quips on Fashion, Finance, and Fads
A collage of quips on fashion shifts and social trends. Jabs at women’s dress, bridal mindsets, and hats versus voting power mix with notes on germ theory, aviation costs, oil money laundering, and sports quirks. The piece playfully surveys cultural foibles and public preoccupations through humorous aphorisms.
Absent Relative Sends Simple Postcard Message
Odds are 9 to 5 that a postcard from a missing family member contains a terse note reading We are sleeping under lankets. The message suggests displacement or hardship while the sender remains unlocated. The odd spelling and phrasing hint at uncertain conditions or limited communication.
Wall Street Seeks Homes With $38,000 NYSE Seats
The text notes seats on the New York Stock Exchange offered for sale at $38,000. It suggests the price could allow a poorer individual to settle in Wall Street, indicating a shift in access to trading floors and financial participation.
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New York Stock Exchange
Wall Street
Chicago Man Sentenced to Drink Buttermilk in Court
A Chicago man facing drunkenness charges was arraigned and given a light sentence ordering him to drink buttermilk. The unusual punishment drew attention to the court’s lenient handling of the case.
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Chicago
Tan on the cheap no sunburn benefits at all
A shopper notes that drugstore vacation tan options are cheaper than real sun tanning and avoid the painful sunburn associated with the real thing. The remark contrasts convenience and cost with the risks of sun exposure.
Lightning Pipe and Boat in Windward Gasoline Launch
A figurative line recalls a man who rocks the boat and the companion who lights his pipe to windward in a gasoline launch, evoking nautical images of crew and ignition amid sea air.
Astrol Nautical Rough Rider Becomes Picture Perfect
A vivid line extols the sailor of storms, casting the astro nautical rough rider as a more picturesque figure than the cowboy, celebrating ruggedness and maritime grit in poetic prose.
Agriculture Dept Announces Arrival of New Pink Boll Weevil
The Department of Agriculture reports a new pink boll weevil has arrived. Officials note efforts to control the pest are underway, while noting color variation as a possible field symptom.
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Department of Agriculture
Studious Passenger Reads Microscopic 60 Day Ticket
A scholar with heavy glasses studied the fine print on his sixty day stop over excursion ticket, examining every line and detail.
Umpire's Batteries Comment Sparks China League Gaffe
An umpire's remark about a battery announcer triggers a perception of a China based league claim. The instance drew attention to language and origin assumptions in sports commentary.
Police Censoring of Feminine Attire Hinted in City
The traffic squad of the Indianapolis police are named censors of feminine attire. It is hoped the reform will not extend to making policewomen final judges of masculine dress.
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Indianapolis
Pockets on Skirts and Women’s Freedom Debate
The text argues that pockets on women’s skirts signal true freedom, claiming only unconstrained women can enjoy pockets and resist fashion elites. It compares hobble skirts and women’s dependence, suggesting pocketed attire enables defiance of dressmaking authorities.
Wilson's Mexican Policy Approved Amid Mexico Dispatches
Washington informally learned that foreign governments largely back President Wilson's Mexican policy and will not impede it. Ambassador Henry Lane Wilson's resignation to take effect October 14 sparked a push to assess British recognition claims and possible dismissal. John Lind, Wilson's envoy, liaised with Mexican Foreign Minister Gamboa as the administration weighed its stance on Huerta and peace efforts with European powers watching closely.
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Washington
United States
Wilson
Mexico
Henry Lane Wilson
Foreign Office
Huerta
Bryan
John Lind
Frederico Gamboa
Europol&an
Japan
Great Britain
Felix Diaz
Wwilson
British Foreign Office
France
Germany
Diggs Dupe Testimony Reveals Reno Trip Motive
In San Francisco a crowded courtroom heard Marsha Warrington testify that Maury I Diggs former California state architect arranged railroad tickets and a Reno visit to conceal a scandal involving Diggs Caminetti and Miss Norris. Warrington described fear of arrest and threats of exposure and said Diggs sought divorce to marry her.
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Cal
Marsha Warrington
Maury I. Diggs
California
Reno
Nev
Sacramento
Diggs
Miss Warrington
Drew Caminetti
Miss Norris
Caminetti
Lol
Tienes
Siges, Sr
Owas Eglving
Harris
Unmentionable Thing Sparks Pennsylvania Divorce
Mrs Susanna L Jewell of Clifton Pennsylvania sued William H Jewell for cruelty, calling her husband an unmentionable thing and him a white livered long faced Presbyterian while her mother was called an Egyptian heifer. She won a divorce decree.
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Pittsburg
Susanna L. Jewell
Clifton, Pa
Wiliam H. Jewell
Impeachment Move Shocks Albany Sulzer Probe
Albany report by the Frawley committee accuses Gov. Sulzer of falsifying campaign records, diverting funds, and stock speculation while pressing anti exchange legislation. Legislature votes to consider impeachment for willful and corrupt conduct. Names Sarecky and Colwell linked to the governor's stock dealings.
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Albany
N. Y
Frawley
Sulzer
Levy
Frawley Committees
New York Stock Exchange
James J. Frawley
Eugene Lamb Richards
Matthew T. Horgan
Senate
Assembly
Louis A. Sarecky
Frederick L. Colwell
Colwell
William Sulzer
Wall Street
Pankhurst Leads Suf Fragettes in London Assault
Sylvia Pankhurst commanded a third attempt by suffragettes to storm Premier Asquith's Downing Street residence. Police cordon held, she was captured and thrown to the ground after a stiff clash in which officers used clubs.
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London
Sylvia Pankhurst
Asquith
Downing Street
Whithall
Lind and family travel as gunboats shell city in Mexico
John Lind, President Wilson's rep, Mrs. Lind, and Dr. William Baird Hale arrive from Vera Cruz aboard a passenger train. Lind declines to discuss possible actions in Mexico City or the proposal he is to present to President Huerta as Mexican federals shell the city for an hour and a half with heavy damage and an aviator within range of ship guns.
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City of
Mexico
John Lind
Wilson
Mr. Lind
Mexico City
Huerta
Mexican Gunboat Fires On Aviator For Rebels
Nogales Arizona A bombardment of Empalme followed an accident to Didier Masson's aeroplane as it stalled over Guaymas Harbor. Masson landed near the American railroad settlement and was caught within range of federal cannon for the first time since he began bombing the Guerrero and Tampico. Shrapnel bombardment lasted about ninety minutes with gunboats and federal batteries joining in.
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Arizona
Empalme
Didier Masson
Guaymas Harbor
Masson
Guerrero
Tampico
Government Stands Firm Against U S Mediation
President Wilson has no definite plan for settling the Mexican situation. In a White House conference with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee he outlined that John Lind, the envoy to Mexico, bears no solution but will continue efforts to press Provisional President Huerta to fulfill promises for free and constitutional government.
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Wilson
White House
Foreign Relations Committee
Senate
Bryan
John Lind
Mexico
Huerta
Not to Recognize Huerta as Washington eyes on the ground
The administration states it will not recognize the Huerta government. Mr Lind travels to Mexico City to act as the United States’ on the ground observer and explain the administration’s stance. Ambassador Wilson is withdrawn while Lind is placed to be sympathetic to Washington’s position.
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Lind
Mexico
Washington Administration
Wilson
Illinois fire toll tops one million in month
Illinois reported a combined loss of 1,033,780 in buildings and contents from 735 fires last month. Chicago accounted for 248 fires in the state fire marshal figures.
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Ilinois
Springfield
Illinois
Chicago
Zebra Horse Ideal for Work Declared by Agriculture
Washington reports a zebra horse produced by the department of agriculture as an ideal work animal. It is described as the first cross of its kind known and highlights unique breeding progress.
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Washington
Department of Agriculture
Aviator Falls With Brother Near Sidney
Eddie Korn aviator and his brother Milton fell 200 feet eleven miles northeast of Sidney. Both were gravely hurt but doctors expect recovery.
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Aviator
Sidney
Eddie Korn
Milton
Here
Americans Flee Mexico Stewards Steamer Exodus
Americans are fleeing Mexico on every steamer as advices to state and navy departments prove it. The government is rapidly gaining a decidedly strategic advantage from the exodus and mass movement of people leaving the country.
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Mexico
Washington
Seven Drown in St Louis Bay Duluth Minn
Seven of twenty three people aboard a launch named Duplaise were thrown into St Louis Bay on the Duluth Duluth Superior waterway when a flimsy sail top collapsed. Six of the drowned victims were from Superior.
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St. Louis Bay
Duluth
Minn
Superior
Lind Is Making Progress In Mexico City Peace Efforts
Washington reports definite progress in Mexico City toward the administration plan for peace in Mexico. The State Department confirms progress though specifics remain known only to Envoy Lind, President Wilson, and Secretary Bryan.
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Lind
Washington
Mexico City
Mexico
State Department
Wilson
Bryan
Knights Templar Parade Dazzles Denver Crowd
In Denver the thirty second triennial conclave opened with a grand parade featuring upward of 20,000 sir knights marching through the streets in what was described as one of the greatest demonstrations in the order’s history.
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Denver
Knights Templar
Order
Thirteen Circus Workers Injured in Nebraska Train Collision
Thirteen Barnum and Bailey circus employees were hospitalized after a Rock Island passenger train struck their train near Richfield Nebraska. All victims sustained fatal or serious injuries and were taken to Clarkson Hospital for treatment.
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Omaha
Barnum & Bailey Circus
Richfield
Neb
Rock Island
Clarkson Hospital
Clayton Named Senator for Alabama in O'Neal Move
Montgomery Ala Henry D Clayton member of congress for Alabama's Third district was named by Gov O Neal to fill the vacancy caused by the death of Senator Johnston.
Farm Grave Bares Murder Case Near Champaign Illinois
The body of Harold A Shaw, 20, son of William T Shaw of Urbana, once among the town's wealthiest residents, was found on a Philo farm after a disappearance. The case is treated as a murder investigation as authorities probe the circumstances.
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Champaign
Ill
Harold A. Shaw
Willam T. Shaw
Urban
Philo
Felix Diaz Departs for Vancouver and Japan
Beattie Washington general Felix Diaz and his party leave for Vancouver where Diaz will board a ship to Japan. He declines to discuss any conversation about Mexico City with John Lind.
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Felix Diaz
Vancouver
Beattie
Wash
Diaz
Japan
Mexico City
John Lind
I W W member riot in Minot leads to mass jailings
Nearly 50 members of the Industrial Workers of the World are jailed in Minot North Dakota after street rioting that saw citizens hurl eggs at an I W W speaker. Local authorities state they have lost control of the situation as arrests mount.
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W. W
Minot
N. D
Industrial Workers of the World
Train Kills Sleeping Boy Near Murphysboro
A 16 year old son of a farmer sleeping on railroad tracks was killed when a St Louis Iron Mountain and a Southern train passed three miles west of Murphysboro. The incident involved the boy lying on the rails and sleeping as the train struck. Authorities investigated the wreck and identified the victim.
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Murphysboro
Joseph Brown
St. Louis
Iron Mountain
Denver man sentenced for stealing gold teeth in Springfield
J R Edelstine of Denver Colorado received four years in the penitentiary for stealing gold teeth from dental offices in Springfield Missouri.
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Springfield
J. R. Edelstine
Denver
Colo
September Morn Arrest Shocks New Orleans Art Scene
Police in New Orleans have arrested an art dealer for exhibiting September Morn, a move that drew attention as authorities acted after a slow initial response. The case centers on the controversial display and potential enforcement of local decency standards.
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New Orleans
Fake drowning staged by man in Redondo Beach incident
In Redondo Beach California R H Johns allegedly faked a drowning to be ducked by lifeguards. Johns’ friends then retaliated against the guards prompting special police attention.
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Redondo Beach
Cal
R. H. Johns
Johns
Unions In Italy Call General Strike
A general strike has been proclaimed across Italy in a manifesto issued by the Syndicat iat and Socialist workmen's organizations in Milan. The document urges immediate action and mobilization nationwide.
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Italy
Milan
Syndicatiat
Socialist
Thompson bill would electric and rail lines near capital
Capital Smokeless Town Washington. No locomotive will come within 20 miles of the capital if Representative Charles M Thompson a Progressive Republican of Illinois has introduced a bill in the house to compel railroads entering Washington to electrify their lines within a radius of a score miles of the border of the District of Columbia.
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Washington
Charles M. Thompson
Illinois
District of Columbia
Sacramento Referendum Attacks Key Legislation Passed
Referendum petitions filed in Sacramento challenge the red-light abatement act the workmen's compensation measure the employers liability act and the blue sky law as part of the recent legislative session efforts.
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Sacramento
Gideons open convention in Old Orchard with Bible pile
Old Orchard Maine hosts the Gideons convention as 15 thousand Bibles or 15 tons of Scripture are stacked on the platform. The association aims to place 600000 Bibles in 3000 hotels nationwide.
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Old Orchard
The
Gideons
Commercial Travelers’ Organization
Italian inventor claims powder exploded by rays near Paris
Ulivi, an Italian inventor, impresses the French government with a claim that he can explode gunpowder from 15 miles away using ultra violet or infrared rays.
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Paris
Ulivi
Estate of Captain Walsh Shows Modest Value
New York police captain Thomas W. Walsh who died last June after confessing to graft left an estate of only 10.32 dollars as shown in his will. The report notes the minimal bequest and the unexpected restraint of his estate despite a life in police work.
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New York
Thomas W. Walsh
Police Department
Lesson From Exodus Deliverance on the Red Sea
An August 17 lesson outlines Israel's escape from Egypt led by Moses as the Egyptian pursuit collapses. It highlights faith over fear, God’s deliverance, and the symbolic use of the crossing to demonstrate Jehovah’s power, with Israel’s blessing and future judgment noted.
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Christ
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Moses
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