Quirks of Townsends New Women and Prohibition Jokes
A memo like column from Townsend Montana ridicules aging new women and prompts calls to hang Holmes. It notes a near billion dollar corn crop and comments on political reform, boxing, Cuba, and female barbers rights with satirical tone and sharp dismissals of prejudice.
Needing a name for the horseless carriage
The passage discusses coinages for the new self propelled vehicle. It notes motocycle could apply to a locomotive and argues for a term capturing a vehicle once drawn by animals now self driven, proposing auto tycle or selfwheeler as possibilities.
The Bicycle’s Effect on the Book Trade News
The article argues bicycles injure book sales by keeping readers away. It notes summer sales lag behind winter as sea shore loungers seek paper novels, yet this year trade shows unusually low mood. The wheelman is blamed since cycling prevents reading and tires readers after a ride. The growing cycling craze may impact literature further.
Dr Williams Pink Pills Story from Newark Drugstore
Henry Maier recounts a patient who recovered from severe headaches and nervousness after taking Dr Williams Pink Pills prescribed by Dr Burkhardt at 271 Orange Street Newark. The testimonial asserts rapid relief and improved steadiness, noting the pills’ blood and nerve benefits and availability from Schenectady company for 50 cents a box or six for 2.50.
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Evening News
Newark
N. J
Henry Maier
Andrew F. Burkhardt
Orange Street
Dr. Williams
Dr. Burkhardt
Mr. Maier
A Woman's Occupation as Wedding Superintendent
The article describes a new occupation for women in their late twenties as wedding superintendents. They settle near the bride before the ceremony, select the trousseau, advise on underwear, purchase materials, oversee gown construction, manage millinery and wraps, dress the mother and sisters, direct bridesmaids, and ensure the couple can relax.
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Trousseau
No-To-Bac advertised as cure for nicotine nerves
An ad declares nicotine poisons irritate the nervous system harming manhood and nerve power. It promotes No-To-Bac as a guaranteed cure, sold by Druggists everywhere with a free look. Address Sterling Kennedy Co. New York City or Chicago.
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Sterling Kennedy Co
New York City
Chicago
Dispensary Doctor Schedules Dosing Joke
A humorous exchange shows a physician prescribing a medicine three times daily after meals and the patient lamenting meals are rare. The doctor then suggests taking it before meals, highlighting timing in a comical contrast.
Miss Emote Girl Keeps Pup for Leading Part Joke
A Detroit Tribune quip notes Miss Emote uses a ragged pup to secure a leading part with a sour grin from the soubrette. The piece playfully highlights stage tactics in a theatrical exchange.
Various Ads and Slogans in a 1890s Page
An assemblage of medical claims and consumer notices. Includes Dr Kline’s restorative cures and a Free Trial bottle offer, Winslow’s soothing syrup for teething, Piso’s Cure for consumption, and Cephas Cough Balsam. Mentions a 18,000 pound copper nugget from the Quincy mine and the Ribbon Fall in Yosemite at 8,300 feet.
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Kline
Br. Kline
Archet
Phila
Quincy
Upper Peninsula
Michigan
Marshall
Yosemite
Noted Players Drop From Major Leagues Within a Year
The article lists stars fading from the National League and American Association, including Ward Brouthers Brown Richardson Comiskey Clarkson Mullane Chamberlin Denny Virtue Allen Weaver and Campau, with many already retired or planning exit. It notes others like Anson Connor Ewing McPhee Glasscock Burns and Connor nearing retirement.
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National League
American Association
John M. Ward
Dan Hrouthers
Bill Brown
Danny Richardson
Charley Comiskey
John Clarkson
Tony Mullane
Elton Chamberlin
Jerry Denny
Jake Virtue
Bob Allen
Buck Weaver
C. Campau
Ward
Bill’ Brown
New Yorks
Louisvilles
Louisville
Elmira
Danny
S J. Louis Browns
Cincinnatis
St. Paul
Commy
St. Louis
von der Ahe
Chris
Comiskey
John G. Clarkson
Chicagos
Bostons
Mike Kelly
Connecticut
Philadelphia
Pittsburgs
Capt. Anson
Roger Connor
Buck Ewing
Bid Mc
Carrie E Perkins Burlesque Star of Engaging Costumes and Talent
Carrie F Perkins, born October 14 1860 in Woburn Massachusetts, began at Boston Museum in 1876 and toured with E E Rice and Colville's Folly before designing costumes and performing in Adonis and Dixey productions. She created the role of Trulby at Richard Mansfield’s Garrick theater and earned high praise for her burlesque artistry and costume work.
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Carrie F. Perkins
Woburn
Mags
Boston Museum
E. E. Rice
Colville’s
Folly Company
Rice
Duchess
Amelia Summerville
Don Alonzo Sells After Newmarket Run and Racing Notices
Don Alonzo passed from M F Dwyer after second in a selling plate at Newmarket England. Belgravia driven by Capt Machell finished third and was claimed for 500 dollars. The New York Albany license allows Saratoga to hold a meet July 20 to Sept 7. Primrose Knight won at Newmarket, bought by Dwyer for £2625. Stonewell, sold from Dwyer, reportedly broken down and not returned. Milwaukee track bars Ed Langdon for welching on July 5.
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Don Alonzo
M. F. Dwyer
Newmarket
England
Capt. Machell
Belgravia
State Racing Commission
Secretary of State
Albany
N. Y
Saratoga Association For
Ed Langdon
Brooklyn, N. Y
Welching
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