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Newspaper

Townsend Messenger

Location

Townsend, Montana, United States of America

Date

May 31, 1900

Page

3

The Hennesseys and Whimpetts End Feud With Rosemarie

A long standing quarrel between the Hennesseys and Whimpetts cools when Jack Whimpett oozes charm and falls for Rosemarie Hennessey. After a staged romance and parental scolding, Mick Hennessey softens and the two families unite, planning a picnic and ending the feud.

Honesty in Alaska and a Cape Nome Code of Ethics

A young Nome attorney recalls a different ethics code in Alaska where trust is based on appearance and deeds. A drunken miner drops a bag of gold dust in his office, then a destitute man returns seeking the same dust, and the attorney secretly returns the fortune to him, testing character rather than records.

Jack Hennesseys Cape Nome Nome Wal California

Weight of Precedent: Dow's Portland leaves imprint on a ride

A tale told by Col. Fred N. Dow of Portland Maine shows how precedent broadens from one case to another. On a trip to Montmorency Falls in Quebec a driver stops the carriage for passeng ers to drink. Dow and his party refrain and the driver recalls a prior Portland crank Neal Dow who refused to drink or pay for others to drink. The anecdote ends with the son facing the same question of principle.

Fred N. Dow Portland Maine Colonel Dow Quebec Falls of Montmorency Neal Dow

Our Budget of Fun A Riot of Quips and Ironies

A collection of witty quips and ironic lines from daily life and playful exchanges. The Washington Star quote features Mr Meekton and Henrietta in a humorous debate over whist. A farmer and thief exchange a comic balloon mishap setup.

Mr. Meekton Henrietta Washington Star

The Effects of Mind on Body and Faith Cures

In the American Journal of Psychology Mr Goddard analyzes Christian science divine healing relic cures and hypnotic therapeutics among others. He concludes all mental healing operates via suggestion and that health rises with stronger health ideas and falls with opposition.

American Journal of Psychology

Attainment Through Language Barbs and Brakeman Gaffe

A witty exchange from the Washington Star notes a traveler who learns a country’s language on each visit. He claims progress by distinguishing a railway brakeman’s calls for station names from a cold catchphrase.

Washington Star

Benevolent Suburbanite Hears Out Fresh Air Fund Request

A visitor appeals to a city’s charity drive for poor children. The suburbanite agrees to donation and jokes about how to carry the funds, reflecting local philanthropy and social humor of the era.

Srenerous Philadelphia Press

Ancestry Mixup Sparks Gallery Joke in Court

In a humorous exchange the judge notes decorators mixed ancestors during gallery work, leaving Mrs Walldorf and Mrs Justin debating which relics belong to whom. The couple explains they gave the entire collection to both families, calling them all ancestors.

Hamorons Proceeding Burglary Quip Cited

Mrs Blink fears burglars target the house while old Blink sleepily says if they enter the house the joke will be on them. Philadelphia North American notes the exchange in a brief humorous aside on crime talk.

Hamorons Mrs. Blink Old Blink Philadelphia

To Scave the Wolf

An artist sighs that painting keeps the wolf from the door while a critic jokes about hanging the picture outside as a solution. The exchange notes creative pressure and humor in a brief dialogue.

Happy Thought Hostess Play Your Favorite Miss De Thump

A New York Weekly item highlights a favorite piece, with announcer phrases urging continued hostess play and noting personal favorites among known works.

Miss de Thump New York Weekly

Love and amusement echo in a quiet exchange

A brief, intimate exchange from the Philadelphia North American features a man asking if love would surprise, answered with lighthearted amusement. The fragment hints at romantic tension and conversational wit between the two speakers.

Hopeful remark on baby likeness in family exchange

A light domestic exchange quotes Mrs Benham stating hope and Mrs Benham replying the baby may resemble him. The snippet captures a family moment with affectionate commentary.

Benham

Water and Sta Uies Distillery Fire Gas Fumes

Col Stilwell of Kentucky denies a rumor he fears water remarks. Fire engines recently checked fumes at a distillery with thousands of barrels of liquor at risk, as reported by the Washington Star.

Col. Stilwell Kentucky Washington Star

Ananias in a Bookstore Exchange

An old man asks a bookstore proprietor about Ananias. The proprietor recalls Ananias as a world champion liar. The man admits being called Ananias and fears future mockery if another calls him so.

Ananias Washington Post

Court hears grisly evidence from Kentucky incident

The court questions a dead man’s identity as officers describe findings including a few dollars an empty flask a six shooter and a dirk. The remarks hint the event traces back to Kentucky with Philadelphia North American noted.

Kentucky Philadelphia

Wordplay on happiness and the poet’s grim pleasure

A woman asks a renowned poet what gives him the greatest joy in life. He answers through tears that his joy is making others see how miserable they are, reflecting a sharp, ironic mood from the Chicago Times Herald.

Chicago Times- Herald

Joys of Matrimony in a Witty Exchange

A brief Chicago News quip depicts a Count and Countess bantering after marriage. The Count laments discovering his wife’s sharp tongue late, while the Countess notes his prior appetite for her father’s wealth as their main “sugar” before vows.

Chicago News

Man at a Disadvantage in Office Time Clash

A humorous line from the Indianapolis Journal shows a woman recounting a demand from her employer to arrive at the office on time. The exchange with Kitty and Nancy highlights mock embarrassment over punctuality.

Kitty Nancy Indianapolis Journal

We Have All Met Him

A social quip depicts Bobbers as a foolish man who would say sweets to the sweet while passing pickles to a lady of uncertain age, reflecting a satirical jab from the Indianapolis Press.

Indianapolis Press

Conversation Reveals Love Versus Wealth Dilemma

Maude questions marrying a man she does not love and Clara argues love could follow if the suitor is wealthy. Maude contends love must come first, while Clara concedes affection might develop for money.

Headwear in a Higher Education Debate

A brief dialogue notes a young woman eager for higher education while Miss Cayenne praises a mortar board as flattering to her appearance. The exchange hints at fashion and ambition in an educational context.

Miss Cayenne Washington Star

His Name in Harpers Bazar Quotation

A brief excerpt from Harpers Bazar discusses whether a man bears a good name with the question Is he Smith. The dialogue asks the reader to judge the name based on familiar expectations.

Smith Harper’s Bazar

Boarding House Hash Dialog Sparks Lenten Lightness

A brief comic exchange between a first boarder asking why Lent is enjoyed and a second boarder replying it is a welcome shift from hash to fishballs. The quip captures simple humor about meals during the season.

Still in Doubt. The baby unnamed at home

A Chicago Times-Herald note quotes Jessie unsure about the newborn in the house. Parents ask whether it is a boy or girl. the child replies they have not named it yet and merely call it it.

Hennesseys Whimpetts Mick Hennessey Bill Whimpett Nora Hennessey Little Pat Mary Whimpett Mick Halsted Street Jack Whimpett Cuba Loggins San Juan Mrs. Hennessey Kate Cragin Boston Rosemarie Hennessey Chicago Tribune Jessie Chicago Times-Herald

Willie Holds Baby’s Mouth to Stop Crying

A mother asks Willie if he is making the baby cry. He replies no and explains he is holding his hand over the baby's mouth to quiet her.

Willie

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Mrs. Dennis Rosemarie Miss Henness Mr. Hennessey Miss Hennessey Hennessey Alaska Chroumstan Maude Clara
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