Townsend Montana Funny Observations
A collection of quips and witticisms on reform boldness honesty and fashion trends. The notes reference Aguinaldo Russia Britain and China with light jest about dolls hair wigs and industry practices.
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Newspaper
Townsend Messenger
Location
Townsend, Montana, United States of America
Date
Jul 13, 1899
Page
2
A collection of quips and witticisms on reform boldness honesty and fashion trends. The notes reference Aguinaldo Russia Britain and China with light jest about dolls hair wigs and industry practices.
Testimony before Senator Mason describes how teas spices coffees jellies syrups olive oil vinegar and honey are often adulterated or substituted. The witnesses claim many products are fraudulently passed to consumers as genuine.
Brigadier General Charles P. Eagan may keep his general pay while suspended from service but is barred from wearing the Loyal Legion button. The Loyal Legion, begun in April 1865 by Civil War officers and ex-officers, is an organization with about 10,000 members, descending to the eldest direct male-line descendant.
Axel Orling of London showed a private demonstration of a torpedo control system using light waves to transmit motor force. A model torpedo in one room was steered by a rudder tail from an adjacent chamber, with spectators watching the rudder turn left or right on command.
The Berlin Geographical Society and the Berlin Charlottenburg branch of the German Colonial Society plan a joint Antarctic navigation expedition. They compare their scheme with a projected Royal Geographical Society plan and discuss cooperation. Sir Clements Markham donated 125000 dollars to the British Society to join the Berlin congress, bringing funds to 200000 with a further 50000 sought before starting.
A representative of the Amish reports acquiring several farms and plans to settle twenty-five families within six months, sparking speculation that a larger colony will follow. The Amish are described as honest, industrious, and nonlitigious, governed by brotherly love within their church.
A letter describes Gen. Gomez as a vigorous 62 year old insurgent leader with a calm, dignified presence and no pomp. It highlights his courtesy to visitors, especially women and children, and notes his staff's respectful deference. Clemencia and Urbano Gomez, aged 18 and 16, speak English and wish to take their father home to Santo Domingo.
Madison letter profiles John M. True a Sauk County representative. He sponsors an anti Gretna Green bill soon to become law and criticizes Wisconsin’s reputation for easy marriages. A former State Agricultural Society secretary he opposed horsemen control and helped transfer the state fair to the State Board of Agriculture. He was a top candidate for speaker but withdrew and is 61, a New Hampshire native with a strong record against vice.
Shipbuilders in the United Kingdom last year established a record for total output excluding warships, signaling a peak in civilian shipbuilding activity and economic momentum across British yards.
News reports detail the death of Andreas Sygros of Athens on February 14 and his $6,000,000 bequest for Greek public works. The will funds schools and courts, hospitals and asylums, prisons reform, and supports Athens and Constantinople institutions, with sizable gifts to servants and royal families.
Kaiser Wilhelm backs a colossal Wagner statue to stand by the Berlin Thiergarten pond with Mozart and other figures to follow. Seven artists have been invited to submit models for the Wegner monument and a top prize will be awarded after all entries are shown. Funding for the project is fully subscribed.
A published remedy recommends propping the infant in a sitting position with pillows when it wakes. Smear its fingers with thick molasses or syrup and place six feathers in its hands. The baby allegedly sits and transfers the feathers between hands until it falls asleep.
A row between the Reichstag and German artists over the new parliament building escalates as the decoration budget and rejected artworks spark sharp criticism. Architect Paul Wallot has faced pressure, with his salary under discussion, while a letter from Munich painters condemns parliamentary remarks and defends Wallot's work despite the emperor’s criticism. Wallot has now resigned.
James Weston recalls a sunfish defending its nest at Fish Lake. The sunfish attacked a much larger carp with dorsal fin jabs, driving the intruder away and leaving the carp's abdomen injured. The tale ends with a note on moles and poor physicians.
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