Topeka State Journal Prank Mac Lity Columns
Wire report from the Associated Press describes a Topeka State Journal edition with scattered text about phone numbers and New York office details. The fragmentary copy mentions Paul Block and management, with references to newsroom activity and a late afternoon post.
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Topeka State Journal
Home News While Away and Readership Notes
Subscribers of the State Journal abroad can receive issues daily at 30 cents a month, with mail changes honored. The piece mentions various figures, political names, and events, including references to a football carnival in November and military topics. The scattered text also covers investigations, notices about the President, and trade export statistics, with numerous names embedded in a garbled panorama.
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Daly Felter
Atlantic coastal trade sees demand shifts in multiple ports
Suvennab reports rising expectations for Shout and millions with Wilmington North Carolina over 2 millions, Galveston up 3 millions, Mobile increasing by a million, and New Orleans down 3 millions as market activity adjusts.
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Shout & Millions
Wilmington
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Galveston
Moblie
New Orienna
Coal Investigation Probes Topeka Coal Barons in Trade Rift
The coal operators face state and county pressure as investigators led by Attorney General Coleman and County Attorney Hungate scrutinize price increases and alleged violations. Topeka retailers claim control by a powerful organization over sales and prices, while critics demand equal justice and anti trust enforcement to protect the people from inflated costs. The dispute highlights potential breaches of law and calls for strong action against profiteering.
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Rivery
Topekate
Coleman
Hungate
Hing
Kanfan
Barsas
Topeka
Stamp Out Typhoid In Topeka Water Aid
An editorial urges Topeka residents to boil drinking water to combat typhoid. Physicians warn impure water as a main disease source, noting cases and calling for vigilance. A chemist questions water purity then urges boiling as the safest plan to stamp out the disease.
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Topeka
Ipekn Mingier
Mundin Case Highlights Temperance Message From Court
The Mundin case shows a guilty plea in a district court after a man shot through a door and killed a young woman while intoxicated. The judge urges temperance, noting the shooter’s lack of intent and the broader harm of excess drinking on others and himself.
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Mundin
Wehter
Mauriday
Manéla
Pays to Be Polite Admonishes Prominent Men in Hallmark Speech
The author extols steadiness of leading figures through industry, fairness, and patience. He recalls yesterday’s visit by Haul Morton, Santa Fe’s notable figure, praising his gentlemanly conduct and reserve, while stressing personal regret over missteps and a belief in benevolent behavior.
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Santa Fe
Veal Morton
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San Prancheco
Banta Fe Corporation
Banks, railways, and town talk mix in midwestern notes
A jumble of local observations notes a railway link from Chicago to San Francisco, praise for steady work and honesty, a new banking restaurant planned in Rush Center, and varied vignettes from Downs to Anthony. Reports mention church renovations, a jealous husband in Blue Mound, an elderly inventor, and a cyclone-related peanuts scare.
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White City
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Reflections of a Bachelor from the New York Press
A satirical old maid’s cautionary tone critiques marriage and male behavior. The piece jokes about husbands economizing, controlling wives’ allowances, and flirtations, with quips on love and infidelity long past. It presents gendered social expectations in a dated tone.
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New York
Globe Lights and Local Tales in Lancaster Circle
A jumble of social notes from Lancaster and nearby towns covers fashion, marriage, and curiosity. Hints of a Lancaster Literary association debate, resident Ver nette from Leavenworth, and observations on married happiness, hats, and a French bonnet weave through musings on society and gossip.
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Bindberry Patch
Lancaster Literary Association
Leavenworth
Vernette
Aoe
Atchison
Tile
Rhetorical Fragments on Life and Wealth
A fragmented, satirical mash of aphorisms about the life of a sploster type and the social dynamics around wealth, society, and personal ethics. The text interjects quips on genius, honesty, and vanity with odd spellings and clipped phrases.
Parasol and Perspectives in a City Tale
A fragmented Chicago column jokes on Sunshine, courage, and neighborly woes. It weaves moral quips with playful aphorisms about fear, revenge, and perception in urban life, hinting at social satire through brief, pointed lines.
Fragmentary ad text hints at a bargain notice
The readable fragment discusses a hurried purchase, a bargain and a warning about short sightedness. It mentions glasses and the idea of waiting for better knowledge. Names, dates, places or clear facts are not present.
Papers Lost In Kisner Case Prompt Dismissal
Another batch of court papers from the district clerk’s office has vanished delaying the Kisner case. The missing documents threaten dismissal as Kisner remains one of the more prominent figures in the city.
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District Court
George Kisner
Asisi
Snd Kiauer
Pliny Soper Responds to Indian Territory Case
Washington dispatch reports Pliny Soper United States attorney for the northern district of Indian Territory replies to allegations of involvement with leasing and releasing Indian Jonas. He admits the Tribal Development company operates in Tisehomingo but says it is outside his district. He denies any unlawful conduct. The department orders another special agent into the territory to investigate his statements and examine other federal officers in the four districts.
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Relics of St Seraphin Enshrined at Uspensky Cathedral
Crowds of pilgrims from across the empire attend the solemn transfer of the relics to a new marble tomb in Saroff’s Uspensky Cathedral. Emperor and entourage lead processions amid lavish clergy vestments, while miracles are attributed to the spring and praying relics. Police note cures and vast attendance, with reports of elaborate scams in Marseille and umbrella swindlers in London.
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Saroff
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Russia
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Willie
Spotless Town at Crawford Stages Mixed Reception
Last night at Crawford a musical piece Spotless Town drew mixed reviews with the suffynce audience participation as a novel feature. The show entertained Monday afternoon and night, though some felt it would fare better without its advertising label. In unrelated news from New York, the regular quarterly note on Manhattan stock shows a 2 percent return.
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Battle Monument at Lake George Ceremony 1903
Thousands of excursionists from New York Vermont Massachusetts and Canada witnessed the unveiling of the bronze Battle Monument at Lake George. Sculpted by Albert Weinert it depicts Mohawk Chief Hendricks near General Johnson and honors Mohawk allies with inscriptions on the pedestals. The day included a troop review by governors and an impromptu reception by Governor Odell.
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England
Battle of
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Hendricks
Johnson
Society of the Colonial Wars
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Barnes Must Return In Boston Set To Bates Regulation
Boston authorities report Governor Bates signed a regulation related to a case where Honey A. Bates alias S Aired Tunes faces a charge of securing money under false pretenses. The document, issued today, marks a regulatory action in the ongoing matter.
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Weather Review From Government Report For Karras
The weekly climate and crop report notes warm and dry conditions with little to no rain in most areas. Corn in good condition across divisions, haying nearly finished, and abundant apples grapes and melons reported. pastures fair to good though some dryness affects late crops. plowing continues as wheat sowing starts next week in Johnson and Linn.
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Jennings
Weather Bureau
Hasthen
Barly
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Marshall
Shawnee
Norton
Declared Removal Of Deputies At Crescent Shipyards
A chaotic report notes deputies removed by order of Receiver Smith from Crescent shipyards and guards after weeks on Mexican docks. It mentions timber merchant Ben Sre from Elizabethport seeking $50,000 for lumber tied to the Faria company, and ongoing libel on the US cruiser Chattanooga and officers On the line, with military protection cited in Uringle Creek.
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Smith
Crescent Ship Yards
Ben Se
Elienbethport
Faria Company
United States
Chattanooga
Sie Quate Offrien
Nicholson
Hitchcock Denounces Public Charges Against Officials
Secretary Hitchcock condemns the Indian Affairs association for publicizing charges against government officials before verification. He cites improper methods, defends safeguards for Indian wards, and notes department reforms raising land prices and returning funds to purchasers. A telegram from U S District Attorney Speed reports three indictments against Contractor Stokes and county commissioners for fraud.
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Hna
Garrett
Wate Association
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Phose
Hhe Charser
Department
Indian Fights’ Association
Ash
Brorian
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Horace Speed
Oklaboros
Tes
Stokes
Aero County Commissiona
Why Water Is Muddy Big Well at Plant Cleaned Out
The Topeka Water Company plans to bring its 60 foot well into service this week as walls rise and cleaning begins. Muddy water results from river water intake during fires, and small drive wells cannot meet emergency demand, risking typhoid contamination.
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Topeka
Pany
Boat Capsize During Rainstorm Near Westwood Park
In a severe Monday rainstorm the boat capsized near the Vice Abe park lagoon under the bridge. Occupants, including Miss Arga Hubbard and Mrs Cooner, were thrown into the water. Lottie Ford attempted to jump out as the craft overturned, but rescuers helped all women ashore despite heavy soaking.
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Abe Park
Abbard
Arga Hubbard
Lottie
Ford
Irs
Cooner
Laborat ory Needed to Test Milk and Water
Food Inspector Farnsworth urges the city to create a laboratory for chemical tests and appoint a chemist to run it. He argues a public lab is the only way to protect against adulterated milk and impure water, noting past attempts and the reluctance to hire a city chemist. He suggests plans already discussed with city officials and plans to push for funding.
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Chémini
Steels
Ena
Draw More Jurymen From Voters In The Vine
A damaged notice lists 16 names drawn to serve as jurors at a Vine court, with scattered readable fragments mentioning W. F. Dennison of Menoken and High Warner. The text is incomplete and parts refer to furnishing hours and modern conveniences, but the core action is drawing jurors.
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W. F. Dennison
Menoken
Ion
High Warner
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