Topeka State Journal Clipping Prank Draft
A garbled clipping from the Topeka State Journal shows misread lines about city subscriptions and delivery, with mentions of Richardson and a Chicago office. The fragment hints at subscription terms and carrier arrangements but remains unclear and incomplete.
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Wary talk and mix of foreign policy and commerce
The item spans diverse topics from rubber substitutes and Philippine troubles to President Wheeler and Congress, plus car travel, press wars, and trusts. It notes shifts in media, rail and mule advertising, and hints at domestic finance and gold standard debates without a single clear narrative.
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Ladsemith
Great Pulse of Prosperity and Rail Freight Costs
The article argues that rail funds drive trade value and prosperity, with freight transport shaping trust and the economy. It notes rail capacity and activity as indicators of overall health, citing price increases and shifts in rail pricing over the past decade and mentions a retiring New York Central company.
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Stock issue to fund new locomotives and cars
Fifteen million dollars of new stock authorized to support sale of locomotives and cars to handle rising traffic. Eastbound shipments from Chicago today exceed twice last year and nearly double 1682 levels, signaling revived prosperity after past panics.
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Chicago
Danny
Topeka Honors Returning Patriots From Luxeon
The people of Topeka give a grand reception to returning patriots from Luxeon. The ceremony, a proud display of patriotism and civic unity, united citizens, officials, and volunteers in a festive homage to noble service and statewide gratitude.
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Topeka
Kantan
Luxeon
Thair
Sven
Odd aphorisms on love work and aging in folk prose
A fragmentary collection of musings on gender behavior aging and social fate. The piece muses on how women attract attention and men earn esteem through success and notoriety while posing questions about youth aging and hair.
Pointed Paragraphs on Love and Society Echo Wise, Wry Mirth
The text weaves clipped maxims and anecdotes on gender, fortune, and human foibles. It offers wry observations on romance, respectability, and social behavior, hinting at an era’s ordinary musings about men, women, and luck.
Reflections of a Bachelor in a Victorian Era Sketch
A fragmentary excerpt from a New York Press piece mocks male vanity and marriage mindset. It jokes that the great men are self congratulating and that women endure trials seeking love. The piece hints at domestic life, marriage, and childbirth with playful sarcasm.
The Kind They Keep Secret Exchange
Ilda and Jack share a guarded vow as a secret bond forms between them in a terse whispered scene. Names and terms hint at a hidden romance or pact carried across a fragile moment.
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Jack
Ilda
Aleee
Salina notes on Kansas politics and local events
Salina reports a mix of local items from Kansas including a poultry association with five dollar members, new tribes formed in the past year, a county release affecting funds, a forgotten registration for a Lyom county Populist, and civic notes on prayer meetings, votes, and a variety of anecdotes. It covers Emprising wealth, school tales, war memories, and a Wichita murder scene.
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Kansas
Lane County
Lobdell
Bryan
Harris
Emporia
Princeton
Abilene Democrat
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San Francisco
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Cecil Rhodes
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Wichita
Quantrell
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John Sper
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Speer
Lierence
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John Speer, Jr
Mars Murdock
John Speer Jr
Massachusetts Street
Every Well Man Hath His Ill Day and Sarsaparilla Claim
An old medical testimonial claims a doctor cannot judge blood by symptoms alone while asserting Sarsaparilla cures numerous ailments. It presents patient claims from various towns and names Hartford, Portage, Wilmington, and Georgia as examples of relief and renewed appetite.
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Bond
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Hood
Max
Guxtx
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Book notes on Dewey biography and other works sale
The note lists reviews and prices for books including Life of Admiral Dewes by Will Clemens at 1.00 from Street and Smith New York. Also advertised are Janice Meredith by Paul Leicester Price, The Sail of Mania claim for Dewey, Select Notes by Peloulog, A Looker On in London by Mary Y Krout, Stories of the Railroad by John Alexander HL, Fisherman’s Luck and Other Uncertain Things by Edward Arlington Robinson, and multiple titles from Scribner’s and Doubleday McChurn Company with prices and inspection offers.
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Will Clemens
Street and Smith
New York
George Dewey
Dewey
Clemmne
Janice Meredith
Paul Leicester
Rice
Tubby & Co
Mr. Ford
New Jersey
Suuries
Geo. Washington
Manhattan Island
Delaware
Morristown
London
Mary YL Krout
Hiawati
Dodd, Mead & Co
New York City
Miss Krout
Mort Cnustal
Olefly
John Alexander HL Price
McClure
Hip Grande
Hill
Doubleday & McChurn Co
Cherries Scribner's
Es van Dyke
Byonaree W. Cabin
A v. Quilise-Coueh
Oliverton
Hubert Flint
Frederic May Holland
Richard Arnold Greene
Chas. W. Baker
Fates
Traders' Livestock Exchange barred from boycott action
Judge Holt in Kansas City Kansas issued a perpetual injunction against the Traders' Livestock Exchange from prosecuting a boycott of Farners Traders' Livestock association. The feud involved about 150 exchange members and 99 Farmers-Traders members, with alleged intimidation and coercion cited as factors in the dispute.
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Traders’ Livestock Exchange
Holt
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Traders' Exchange
Farmers-Traders' Association
Purniert-Teaders Association
Burglar Pleads Guilty in District Court
Christensen pleaded guilty to burglary in district court and was sentenced to one year in the penitentiary. Details of the case and defendants are partially garbled in the text.
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Christensen
Atetrict Court
Sentericord
Expel the Friars to End the War Says Gen Funston
Gen Funston argues expelling the friars in the Philippines would end the rebellion, calling the orders medieval and linked to torture by friars. He cites resources, land rents, and church-state conflicts while urging a strong central US government and local governance under US control. He thanks Kansas soldiers for Santa Fe rail transport arrangements and notes future travel by the Twentieth Kansas.
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Mt Talned
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Commmon
Islands
Pliipinos
Philippine Islands
John Foreman
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Americas
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Railroad Company
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Leroufter
Struck a Gas Well Boosts Local Field Record
The Ditmers farm gas well No 5 struck gas in the same sand as neighboring wells this afternoon. The Cheney County city reports four large wells out of five drilled plus the Est company well, totaling five out of six. The Chanute Tribune notes the town’s standout gas output, claiming no other town in the state matches this performance.
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Forest Ol Company
Chanute Tebune
Latimer Divorce Sues In Omahs District Court
Edith Latimer, wife of Eu gene Latimer, a Linn county Populist and state etc, has filed for divorce in Omahs district court. He is a Kansan resident now in Pleasanton. She alleges late nights, unexplained absences, and letters to another woman named Rosa found in his pockets. She notes his wealth, real estate near Pleasanton, a printing office, and seeks alimony.
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Eugene Latimer
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Latimer
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Eugene F.mer
Kansan
Lamer
Oma
Fatal Train Wreck Near Senatoble Mississippi
A southbound limited train on the Himata Central railroad derailed at Senatoble at 12 05 this afternoon, killing fireman Jack Barnett and engineer David Downing of Memphis. Bagsmaser Natt was injured and bruised but expected to recover.
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Basutos complain as Boers allow rivals to cross river
Maseru dispatch reports from Friday that after Magistrate Lagden warned interference would trigger uprisings, Boers permit Husutis to cross into Basutoland. Natives protest loss of sayings by authorities while British reverses at Ladysmith are downplayed to Europeans as incidental. Some residents on the Colesboro side openly communicate with the occupying force across the river.
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Lagden
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White
Colesboro
Gatling Gun Shipment Stirring Kentucky Guards
A Times special from Lexington reports Major Colston prompted shipment of the Second Kentucky Gatling Gun to Louisville by the Louisville & Nashville line. Col C C Mengel of the Louisville legion says he knows nothing of the gun’s shipment or readiness for a call, only that a Gatling gun would be part of the regiment’s equipment.
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Times
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Colston
Kentucky
Louisville & Nashville
Kentucky State Guard
C. C. Mengel
Louisville Legion
Seaid
Col. Menger
Naval Battle Near Colombia as Government Forces Engage Insurgents
Kingston reports say the Colombian cruiser Hercules under Gen Rodrigues and the troopship Colombia pursued insurgent convoy steamers. The insurgent steamer Drag was rammed and four others captured after maneuvers. Surviving insurgents retreated to Kia Blanco. insurgent losses were about 250 men and one steamer destroyed.
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Real Estate Transfers Listing Multiple City Lots
Real estate transfers itemizes several property moves including Porter 3 Cook et al to Leonard for 575, 272 and 474 West Street. Brooks Bonaventure addition Andrew Nordquist to Beth Adams for 900 on Clay Street. Genter to Harvey for 2500 on Lincoln Street. various parcels conveyed to City for nominal sums. sheriff's deed recorded at 900 for lots 58-41.
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Lincolntay
Everett Holman
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Deaths and Funerals and Court Matters Summary
The funeral for Charles Southerland Igeq was held Sunday at two after a death Saturday at 326 Tyler Street. Pred Connors, charged after a fake hand pocket incident, was bound over in city court and to stand in district court.
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Election turnout expected as ballots distributed
Jackson and Mies report a rising interest in the election with ballots already distributed. If the amendment passes a constitutional test before the U S Supreme Court is anticipated. Statewide awakening noted and a heavier vote anticipated than in prior ballots.
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Mies
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Governors pledge defense as Durban rifle corps form
Pietermaritzburg reports the governor told a town council deputation that every effort would be made for city defense. A mounted corps of 25 men, residents of the district, is to be raised and equipped by the men themselves. In Natal the Orange Free State annexation proclamation has been issued. Rifle associations in Durban Pingo Krontakloof Malvern and tacoust have been called out as an regular corps forms.
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Rifle
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Tacoust
New Process Promises Tin Plate Revolution
Pittsburgh leaders announce a new process by McDowell and associates of the National Tin Plate Co to manufacture a cheaper tin plate. The method claims faster production, reducing hours to minutes and lowering costs. Negotiations over patent control are mentioned as parties consider rights and partnerships.
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Philadelphia Eersimpany
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Globe Savings Bank Failure Recall and Trial Dates
Chicago recalls the 1887 Globe Savings Bank collapse as former cashier Charles B Church faces charges of receiving funds knowing the bank was insolvent. Former president Spalding and directors Dr Allison Harlan and Avertis seek separate trials. courts grant preliminary hearings at opening of term.
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Out of the Mouths of Babes in a Country Parlor
A child-like misquote shows a child asking for better manners for a mother and father. Tarte Beenie visiting mentions a policeman absence and curiosity about grass. Johnny quips that his uncle and father would take two hours to finish a task, counting wasted time in debate.
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Vote for Sheriff J F White and Staples note on ballot
A voter note urges electing J F White as sheriff for strict enforcement of law and integrity, and states Staples as secretary. In Menasha Wisconsin, the Menasha Woodenware company shut down 1200 workers due to a wage dispute as 28 lathe operators participate in a strike, closing the plant pending settlement. An unrelated line references a medical claim about curing piles.
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J. F. White
J. A. Staples
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