Tombstone Epitaph Mottoes and Jokes From Sunday Pages
Acollection of wry aphorisms and quips printed in a Tombstone newspaper section edited by WM. HATTICH. The verses poke at relatives, money, and fame with lines such as there’s a lot of distant kin, and the more money a man has the less he knows how to spend it.
Distance and wealth shape politics and leisure
The passage contrasts how distance can enchant sight but walking breaks the spell. It notes children's vacations, a house in flux, and wealth pursuing a second wind. It laments how high finance people have turned politics into a respectable business for gain.
Hearship is do w generally hero that to participate
The fragment suggests a generic reflection on a hero's participation in an act or duty. It lacks clear names, places, or events to anchor a factual summary.
Japan May Lack American Heiress Share Under Treaty
A Yokohama paper suggests Japan may not receive its share of American heiresses under treaty rights, noting that the Japs are even acquiring the art of humor.
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Yokohama
Japan
Meat debate as Germany shifts away from meat in meals
Meat is becoming prominent in Germany as many drop it from menus. The issue affects the upcoming election for officials who have attacked American meats, which are praised as among the best exports.
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Germany
True Saying on Dr Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
An advertisement proclaims Dr Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery strengthens the stomach and purifies blood to aid the liver and kidneys. It claims to cure blood humors and debility, touts protective endorsements, and promotes free literature and samples, urging readers to obtain the medicine and related works.
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Pierce
Piapiecer
Boole
Natal
Ata Weveral Sc
Iseanes
Booniais
Pieces
Lafond Poadres
Peary hints at uncharted land north of Greenland
Lieutenant Peary suggests real estate prospects north of Greenland may exist beyond known shores. He cautions that exploration should precede any ice trust lease that could shut out rivals and control potential territory.
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Peary
Greenland
Ice Trust
Japan to keep army at seven hundred fifty thousand
The article notes Japan may maintain an army around 750,000 personnel, a large force in a country where straw overcoats are common, highlighting tension between defense scale and economic practicality.
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Japan
Adulteration Question in Horseradish Turnips Debate
After January 1 the issue arises whether adding turnips to horseradish is adulteration or humanity. The piece hints at reform spelling and notes Mr. Carnegie could advise on handling the twenty-fifth infantry mixup.
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Carnegie
Twenty-Fifth Infantry
Congress Reading Clerks Propose Throat Lozenges Club Order
After sizing up the field for Presidential message activity the reading clerks in Congress decide not only to take the rest cure during the recess but to send in a club order for throat lozenges.
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Congress
Congressmen Find Teal Money for Railroad Fares in Washington
A fragment notes Congressmen discovering Washington and deciding their railroad fares would be paid in Teal money, a resort-like observation about travel allowances during a session.
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Washington
Congress crusade rails against free fees noted
A fragment claims Congress members resist free fees while accusing the average Congressman of seeking gain whenever possible, framing the issue as a moral critique of public service perks.
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Congress
Duchess of Marlborough in London Seeks True Happiness
Those envious of wealth should note the Duchess of Marlborough, living apart from her husband and children in a London palace, enjoying every luxury wealth can provide yet lacking happiness. The quote declares that love and contentment are riches enough.
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Duchess of Marlborough
London
Forecast of tariff revision dominates presidential duties
The text predicts a near future where the President has little to write about beyond tariff changes, signaling a shift in focus to economic policy and trade disputes as the era’s chief concern.
Congo ambitions questioned by Leopold and Kaiser rivals
The note suggests King Leopold and the Kaiser may compete over East Africa, weighing who could better control new territory in the Congo Free State and the surrounding region.
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Leopold
Congo Free State
Home Rule for Arizona Leader Seeks State Officials Votes
W D Bell member elect from Maricopa county aims to push Home Rule for Arizona in the next legislature. He wants voters to elect public officials and enjoy statehood privileges except for two U S senators. Bell wrote a bill to present the issue and hopes to introduce it in the lower house.
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Arizona
W. D. Bell
Maricopa County
Bell
Ite
Statehood
People J of
Williams from Bisbee to face district court charges
K Williams traveled from Bisbee and will spend a few days there before tomorrow morning’s trial. The district court charges against him are set for trial, with details obscured in the OCR.
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K. Williams
Bisbee
Sod
Poison Factory and Cyanide Fumes Secrets Revealed
A Cinston Enquirer report describes a hazardous cyanide plant where workers handle deadly cyanide of potassium. A foreman guides a visitor through a room of fumes and glass masks as 12 cauldrons boil. several workers question the taste temptation of the substance, with four suicides linked to tasting the drug.
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Dave
Virgins' garlands and memorial customs across regions
The article describes seven virgins’ garlands in Minsterialy church Galop with dates 1554 and 1751, ribbons, paper ball shapes, and white gloves as symbols of betrothed girls who died before marriage. It notes garlands hung in village churches and once made of towers, later replaced. It also mentions Argentina’s constitution modeled on the U.S. and comparative salaries for Mexican and U.S. presidents and cabinets.
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Am Mugnsh Charch
Minsteriey
Galop
Argentina
United States
Mexico
Jewelry Jottings Show Fashionable Belt Designs
Jewelry Jottings describes belt pina styles and new earring designs featuring square studs with emeralds diamonds and gold wire bracelets. It notes gold link bracelets with fancy patterns padlock and key, and rings with a central gemstone surrounded by rows of diamonds rubies or emeralds and pearls.
Law points and moral obligations in contract cases
The piece cites Freeman versus Dodge and Gwynn versus Citizens' Telephone, noting that consideration can support reimbursements for a mother’s support and an access agreement with a telephone company, while touching on age-related themes about mothers and grandmothers no longer in sight.
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Freeman
Dodge
Gwynn
Citizens’ Telephone Company
B.C
Yesteryear
Mother
Marie
Romance of Invention on Railways and Ships Unfolds in History
An old tale traces how Robert Livingston Stevens sailed from New York to Liverpool eighty years ago and while whittling a wood piece solved the problem of rail stability by shaping the T rail with a broad base for direct solid wood siting. It also notes the elder Canarg’s ship model experiments that led to uprighting ships and the Cunard standard.
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Dew
Jackxatie
Mesut
Robert Livingston
New York
Liverpool
Malyar Hone
JackEatie
England
Canarg
Cunard
Ater
General Jackson's Vine and Notes on Etymology
A fragment describing General Jackson's vine near Daphne Alabama with a six foot base circumference and over a century old. Also includes notes on the Bonnet headwear term and etymology of Turkey from Ottoman origins and the Sublime Porte in Constantinople.
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General Jackson
Moblie Bay
Daphne
Ala
Andrew Jackson
Turkey
Ottoman Empire
Othman
Sublime Porte
Imperial Palace
Constantinople
Land of tin linked to Phoenician Britain trade
The Lana of Tin known to Phoenicians as Barat-Anak meaning the land of tin. It is believed Phoenician traders reached Britain on expeditions as early as 1087 B.C.
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Lana
Briwia
Barat-Anak
Tin
Britain
Attila Described in Vivid Ugliness in Brief Portrait
The description portrays Attila with almond eyes, a small upturned nose, high cheekbones, and a wide mouth, arriving as a distinctly unattractive figure in the brief passage.
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Attila
Photographic Studio Haunts and a Shocking Apparition
A young woman visits a photographer with her mother to view portraits from three outings. Each plate shows the girl with a lurking man holding a dagger behind her. The image is identified as an officer in the Indian army, Miss B writes home from India to break the engagement after the unsettling experience.
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Miss B
India
Local News Briefs From Monday’s Daily
Philo Wilcox returns from Tycson where he waited for friends. Win Rolf of Santa Crux county visits. Frank Bauer of Bisbee to ride as deputy for Sheriff White and will replace Wall, Bennett, and Frank Trask in Benson. Missed: constable-elect Trask to serve as deputy. Ladies Guild meets at Mrs J H Macia on Wednesday January 2, 1907 at 2 20 pm. Andy Garrett and Edward return from Granite New Mexico after copper property assessments. Probate Judge Goodbody visits Bisbee yesterday.
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Philo Wilcox
Tycson
Win Rolf
Santa Crux County
Frank Bauer
Bisbee
Sheriff White
Wall, Bennett
Frank Trask
Benson
St. Pag! Guild
J. H. Macia
Janary
Andy Garrett
Edward
Granite
New Mexico
New Officers to Take Charge
Tomorrow new officials will be inducted. Jack White will succeed Sheriff Hunt, C A McDon sid will succeed Recorder Hare, G H Shelley will succeed District Attorney Thomas Flannigan, and G J McCabe will succeed Supervisor C A Taylor. The outgoing officers are praised for their service and the public is wished success.
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Jack White
Sheriff Hunt
C. A McDonsid
Recorder Hare
G. H Shelley
Thomas Flannigan
G. J. McCabe
C. A. Taylor
Pxos- Pacton
Arizona Educators Resign From Key Posts
The governor's office received resignations from Thomas G. Coatter of Fingetai on the Normal School board and Walter Talbot, chancellor of the territorial university. Both resignations take effect upon the qualification of their successors, with appointments unlikely until the legislative session nears.
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Thomas G. Coatter
Fingetai
Northern Arizona Normal School Board
Walter Talbot
Territorial University
Dwelling Houses Becoming Scarce
The piece notes a growing shortage of rental houses as new cottages remain occupied and demand rises. Real estate agents report they cannot supply enough dwellings to meet the increasing need for housing.
Tombstoneites Are Joined in Marriage
Tombstoneites are joined in marriage on Saturday evening at the residence of Mrs Segriston Fremont street Harry Eckerman and Miss Madalyn Trott were united in holy matrimony Rev Black of Benson officiating The groom is a contractor with Eckerman Featherman and the bride is noted for pleasant manners The Prospectox extends congratulations and wishes for guidance in life
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Mra
Deadly Serpent Bites Common in India and Here
The article notes that deadly serpent bites are as common in India as stomach and liver disorders in the local region, highlighting the frequent health threat.
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India
Town News Briefs from Tombstone and Vicinity
Wednesday’s Daily reports ET Ijams returning from Safford where heavy rain in the valley and snow in the mountains swelled the Gila river. Eugene Ives arrived to attend district court and defend K Williams on perjury charges as trial nears. The Rescue Hose Co New Year dance at Gace Hall featured the Douglas Orchestra. Jacklin and Watt checked mining interests in the Swise hems. County Recorder C A McDonald rents the Bennett home and will move family from Bisbee to Fairbank. Three hospital deaths in three days include Joe Williams from a wagon fall at West Wells, Alex Anderson from consumption, and L R McNeily from tuberculosis with Austin, Texas descendants notified for interment.
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E.T. Ijams
Tombstone Telephone Company
Safford
Gila
Eugene 8. Ives
Tucson
District Court
Allen R. English
K. Williams
Rescue Hose Co
Gace Hall
Douglas Orchestra
Kreuder's
C. A. McDonald
Bennett
Seventh Street
Bisbee
Fairbank
Joe
Williams
West Wells
Alex. Anderson
L. R. McNeily
McNeily
Austin
Texas
Strange Phenomena Visits Tombstone
A snow bound Tombstone witnessed a rare storm at midnight with snow lightning and thunder occurring together. Residents debated superstition while revelers welcomed the new year with bells and whistles as town events continued. Superintendent Jerry Millay seeks a jute mill for Yuma Territorial Prison and council debates land deeds and future improvements funded by approaching legislature.
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Tombstone
Eioek
Ustom
Jerry Millay
Yuma
Millay
Yume
Yams
Milley
Predictions and promises as 1907 arrives in Tombstone
A garbled page previews New Year thoughts and prophecies for 1907 in Tombstone. It cites weddings, wagers, and local plans while mentioning the Huacha Water company, theater season hopes, and county officials changing offices.
Farewell to 1906 Welcome to 1907 Prospectus
The piece bids farewell to 1906 and welcomes 1907, praising Arizona and Cochise County for prosperity and progress. It hopes wealth from mines will grow and diligence will bring success, expressing optimism that readers will participate in material gains during the new year.
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Arizona
Cochise County
Uyem
Sheriff White Announces Recent Appointments in Tombstone
Sheriff White will establish his home in Tombstone and detail shows A A Hopkins as undersheriff Frank Bauer toombstone deputy W J White Bisbee deputy Frank Clark Douglas deputy Frank Trask Beosom deputy El Elle Neco deputy John Butler sailor Pending further action, the acting officials may remain without deputies.
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Sheriff White
Tombstone
Msde
A. A. Hopkins
Frank Bauer
W. J. White
Bisbee
Frank Clark
Douglas
Frank Trask
Beosom
el Elle
Neco
John Butler
Sherif White
Health for 10 Cents Propaganda Patent Remedy
An ad touts a patent remedy promising lively liver pure blood bright eyes and perfect health. It urges quick purchase and implies safe effective results with a persuasive sales pitch. The fragment suggests a sensational claim typical of early circulating health cures.
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