Bayer Aspirin Ad and Humorous Quotations
An old Bayer aspirin promotion urges asking for Bayer on purchases and warns against counterfeits. The piece mentions packaging, dosage, and tablet counts. It also includes unrelated anecdotes about a Brooklyn counterfeit case and miscellaneous misquoted humor from newspapers, ending with a quip about euphemisms.
Nurse's record card misread by boy leads to humor
In a talk before the central philanthropic council Miss Helen Stewart of the board of health recalled a boy who cried after being examined by a nurse. He showed the teacher a card marked Poor nutrition and the teacher explained the nurse had called him Poor nut, defusing the moment with a better view of the nurse.
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Helen Tt. Stewart
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Dallas News
Von Tirpitz a Pauper in Swiss Stay
The Tribune de Geneve reports Grand Admiral von Tirpitz is stopping at Wildegg Switzerland as a guest of Lieut-Colonel Wille. He has lost his fortune with a failed 1918 war tax dodge investing in Italian securities. His son works as a clerk in Zurich and his daughter is a governess there. What a patriot.
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Tribune de Geneve
Wildegg
Switzerland
Wille
Tirpitz
Zurich
Adair to pave 25000 yards amid Iowa projects
Iowa notes show Adair plans 25000 yards of paving. Miles returns to old time, Will Scott sells 143 hogs to Clark West of Knoxville for 7200 dollars. Centerville council views 54 blocks of paving. Various local incidents include a 34-year-old man injured, a jail escape, a fatal fall, a graduation plan, and a horse of civic events across the state.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Hinton
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J.W. Hinchon
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Bedford
Cecil Burns
Glorinda
Charles Jenkins
Sioux City
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Eddie Rickenbacker
Des Moines
Paul Kupisch
Burlington
C. G. Akers
Storm Lake
Spencer
A. H. Guzeman
Washington
Amos Steckel
Bloomfield
Bloomfield Clarion
M. E. Griffin
Clay County
R.T. Colter
Muskogee
Okla
Story City
Chamber of Commerce
Belmond
State Draft Board
Robert Aurner
University of Town
Northwestern University
Chicago
Marion County
Chariton
Iowa Highway Commission
William Speth
Iowa
Tenois
Martin J. Wade
Newzil
Iowa City
Herolds
Mankato
Minn
Pipestone County
Towa
North
South Dakota
Department of Justice
St. Paul
T. @. Campbell
Emil G. Depre
Fort Dodge
Mies Nettle Stahl
Burt
Red Cross
Amearina
Western Canada wheat seed boosts Ohio farming prospects
An Ohio report praises imported Marquis spring wheat from Western Canada as a high yielding seed. Growers expect future demand, with seed importers planning western land purchases to supply oats, barley and rye. The article notes potential prosperity and rising land values as spring wheat gains adoption in multiple states. A separate anecdote from Indianapolis News highlights a seventy six year old observer criticising a theater listing as a “clean show.”
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Western
Canada
Western Canada
Ofteen
Indiananolls News
A Bloodless Duel in Paris Foreshadows Rising Costs
Aurelien Schall recalls a Paris duel attempt funded by borrowed money that ended without payment. He warns that a fashionable challenge culture could raise duel expenses as more people seek costly displays. The incident ended with no one injured and the challenger returning empty handed.
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Aurelien Schall
Enfe
Schall
Invention for Bath Tub Electric Heater
An American invention proposes an electric heater placed in a bath tub after it is fed to raise the water to any desired temperature. The design aims to simplify heating and provide controlled warmth for bathers.
One Dollar a Dozen. Johnny’s Golden Egg Inference
A brief pun serves as a humorous exchange between a child and father. The child asks about two hens producing golden eggs, and the father jokes that any hen that says so is acceptable.
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Tohnny
Phosphate Cure Promises Quick Weight Gain For Thin People
Advertises organic phosphate or bitro phosphate as best remedy for thinness and nervous weakness. Claims rapid flesh growth, improved health, brighter eyes, and restored energy, with caution for those not seeking weight gain. Includes a real estate note for Yellowstone County farming in Billings Montana.
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Masonic Temple
Billings
Mont
Most Dangerous Disease Warns Kidney Trouble With Gold Medal Haarlem Oil
An old advertisement urges immediate action for kidney health citing signs like nervousness, dizziness, and back pain. It promotes GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules as a trusted remedy, claiming swift relief or money back, and warns to demand the imported original brand in sealed packages.
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Wight
Haarlem
Volland
In a Way Tek Signs Movie Move and Van Buy
Tek reveals he has entered films and purchased a Die Furniture van for his new venture. The exchange notes his shift toward cinema and the purchase of a company vehicle supporting the project.
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Tek
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