In for life humor as resident gets permanent lease
A humorous Jal note quotes a resident declaring a “permanent lease” on an apartment with tongue in cheek remarks about lifelong stay. The line suggests urban persistence or satire on housing tenure.
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Newspaper
Titonka Topic
Location
Titonka, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Dec 16, 1920
Page
8
A humorous Jal note quotes a resident declaring a “permanent lease” on an apartment with tongue in cheek remarks about lifelong stay. The line suggests urban persistence or satire on housing tenure.
An old advertisement extolls Cuticura talcum powder as a versatile antiseptic and fragrant dusting powder for face skin and baby use. It claims superiority over other perfumes and places Cuticura Soap and Ointment within the same product line.
Mayor Lunn attacks a machine candidate and questions Senate progress. He cites Swanks as special counsel for major trusts and notes wealth from a town house and country seat. The Birmingham Age-Herald quote adds a humorous aside about a school of expression and a cook demonstrating quick weight.
A quoted exchange shows a character named Binks describing the Dodgers as old-fashioned and using a gendered insult. The dialogue emphasizes outdated views and language.
The advertisement states Hall's Catarrh Medicine cures catarrh or dentinena caused by catarrh and does not claim to cure other diseases. It describes internal use and blood action on mucous surfaces to reduce inflammation and restore normal conditions. Distributed by B J Cheney Co Toledo Ohio.
At ten p.m. in a firm office the head sternly questions a young man who asks for shorter hours. The employee says he does not challenge the system but desires fewer hours per day while keeping the current schedule intact.
A sharp remark about beefsteak at breakfast sparks a humorous exchange. One speaker jokes about the absurdity, another notes the irony of affording such a breakfast, highlighting contrasts in appetite and expense.
Amid gunfire the crowd chants Viva Ruey as palace guards battle rebels. Don Juan and Webster debate risk and loyalty, vowing reform and restraint while continuing to back Ruey’s faction and plan for a foreman for the mine. The street fight continues with cavalry and gunfire scattering the besiegers.
The Falkland Islands are described as sparsely populated with about 700 000 sheep under shepherds some of whom may be poor barbers' patrons. The text notes few bricklayers two house printers and four shoemakers indicating limited trades and a small settlement.
Beetles study shows wood boring species in California bored through alloyed materials used in telephone cables. The problem remains unsolved and threatens to disrupt hundreds of telephone lines by creating holes that allow water ingress and disable connections.
Reports from Clinton to Dubuque cover new state evangelist appointment Rev E T Shanks, a Chicago streetcar death of Dr Tom Donlon, missing John Nelson near Nevada, and Ames international shows trip for Iowa youth. Also a Burlington jewelry heist, New Hampton butter award, Fort Madison corn husker champion, and large grain feats across southern Iowa.
A concise observation contrasts self discipline with self indulgence, asserting that restraint yields success when utilizing a single talent while excess diverting tenfold. The remark frames focus as the key to achieving meaningful results in skill development.
An old promotional essay touts Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root as a universal cure urging readers to send ten cents for a sample by parcel post. It quotes a druggist praising the product and claims widespread sworn testimonials validating kidney liver and bladder benefits. Local ad copy style showcases sensational claims and product ordering details.
A fragmentary cryptic note appears with garbled phrases about minor figures and a demand for aid. The legible portion hints at a personal or local dispute, but specifics and names are unreadable.
Mrs G V Hicks says Entenic tablets relieved sour stomach and recommends them to all. Eutenic promises to remove acidity and gases, aiding digestion after meals to prevent discomfort, with portable Tandy tablet form and a guarantee from druggists.
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