Prayed for a Rest: College Presidents Ponder Postretirement Roles
A humorous anecdote recalls several college presidents imagining postretirement careers. One would be superintendent of an orphan asylum to avoid letters from parents, another would run a penitentiary ward. Alumni visits are noted as unlikely.
Tailor Announces Limits on Suit Repair with Pants
A customer asks if a suit can be repaired using two pairs of pants. The tailor responds he can only mend with a needle and thread as usual.
Not for Sale A Girl Strives for Blissful Earning
A girl equips herself to earn happiness while contemplating selling a flash of herself. The piece explores tension between independence and societal expectations, portraying a young woman's resolve against commodification.
Some Chicken and Catcher Mike Murphy Tale
A fragment describes Mike Murphy sending Jimmy O'Brien a crate of chickens from a farm. Jimmy reports some chickens got loose at the station and in the neighborhood, with only six recovered after hours of searching.
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Distinguishing Mark for Married Men in 19th Century Satire
A brief humorous note argues that married men should wear a mark to distinguish them from single men. The exchange adds a worried look as part of the satirical dialogue, reflecting social attitudes toward marriage and public perception.
Penalty of Distinction
A dialogue contrasts a mechanic asserting dignity of labor with a wealthy employer who imposes long hours and guarded speech. The worker champions pride in toil while the man of wealth defends control and relentless routines. The exchange highlights class tension and the value of labor versus privilege.
What is the Function of a Rooster Comb
A playful ponderous line asks why a rooster bears a comb when it has no hair. The riddle-like question hints at natural features serving perhaps display or temperature regulation rather than hair.
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Strange exchanges reflect a curious social moment
A fragment shows two women discussing a man attempting to kiss them, noting one woman was kissed once and another twice. The dialogue hints at social improv and a possibly evolving personal boundary in a casual, informal setting.
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Poor Opinion of Harry Surprises Uncle and Widow
Fragmented dialogue shows an uncle reacting to news that Harry has left the speaker and a widow. The exchange implies disappointment and resignation about Harry’s departure and the resulting family strain.
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Honey Theft Question Sparks Trial Exchange
A courtroom exchange centers on whether the defendant would be guilty of stealing honey. The judge questions the witness about credibility while the witness prompts the price of the alleged honey, highlighting the tension in the case.
Post in the Bank and Manager's Knowledge Become Factors
Conversation hints at a bank post involving a manager and an employee. The discussion suggests the manager’s awareness or lack of knowledge about a person influences the situation. No specific names, dates, or places are provided.
Ways to Save Young Live Stock Leaflet No 1 L
The USDA leaflet emphasizes preventing stunted growth and losses to raise profits. It outlines cleaning farrowing facilities to remove roundworm eggs, cleaning sows, moving sows and pigs to forage fields for four months, and ensuring water and shade. It notes pasture rotation for sheep, dry hillsides for lambs, and worm treatment for mothers. It also warns calves face parasitic and bacterial diseases and urges disease eradication and parasite control for vitality.
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United States
United States Department of Agriculture
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Be an Honest, Disinterested Clerk in Salesmanship
In 1937 Western Newspaper Union advice column urges clerks to welcome customers warmly and avoid insulting questions. It argues good service builds public trust, while a single rude exchange harms store reputation and future sales.
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Best Marketing Weight of Baby Beef Animal
The best baby beef comes from calves marketed at fourteen to eighteen months old, weighing 900 to 1,100 pounds. A good grain ration uses shelled corn or ground corn with oats or barley, plus 10 percent protein supplement like linseed meal. Alfalfa or clover hay is preferred, with some silage and early pasture turnout when suitable.
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Capy Reef
Marketing Cattle: Sell Moderately Fat Cattle to Avoid Rising Grain Cost
Farmers should market cattle when moderately fat rather than aiming for extra finish. Grain costs rise later in the feeding period, boosting expenses. If market prices are solid for good condition cattle, shipping now is safer than holding for another month of grain costs.
Live Stock Notes and Feeding Advice
The article emphasizes weight gain as a sign of good meat, advocates alfalfa hay for all farm stock, and stresses vaccination. It notes pigs cannot rely on pasture alone, suggests tankage or milk protein supplements, and recommends daily grooming for horses. It also mentions wool profits, summer grazing, and spring forage strategies for hogs and sheep.
Children of Lepers Separated from Parents in Philippines Colony
In the Galion leper colony in the Philippines 285 children under fifteen were removed in 1925. They were placed in nurseries or with friends, receive periodic health exams, and schooling, and they correspond with their parents.
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Philippines
Guied Guided Guide Story Absurd Text
A playful paraphrase centers on a guide who guides a hired assistant in a looping chain of who guides whom. The dialogue uses repeated form and names a fictional scene with no clear event or outcome.
Earliest English Glee Club Formed in London 1787
A London glee club formed in 1787 flourished until 1857 and is regarded as the first of its size and influence in England as the unique national style of music began to be written in the mid eighteenth century.
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London
England
Great Lyric Poets Compared to Homer and Sophocles
The text notes that Homer and Sophocles were the Greeks epic and tragic poets while Pindar was their lyric poet. It suggests fragments cover nearly all forms of lyric poetry.
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Homer
Sophocles
Pindar
Quote about transients and permanent guests in society
A clipped, ironic remark on treating transients and guests, followed by a wry aphorism about aging and pride in youthful escapades. It touches on social norms and the shift from shame to bragging as one grows older.
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