Various Modern Headlines Mixed in Satirical Column
A jumble of clipped notes cites diverse topics from Peary's polar efforts and Canadian bounds to graft warnings and fashion derisions. It mocks public figures, tech legends, and politics with sarcastic, fragmentary remarks.
Apoclogenarian Dies in New York After Wary Fury
An apoclogenarian who recently died in New York was described as drinking heavily for years except a nine month period when he feared a Spanish fleet would bomb the city. He appeared reasonable in his demands for excitement.
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New York
Rail lines absorbed into Great Western system in Iowa
The Chicago Great Western railroad reportedly gained control of the Waterloo Cedar Falls Northern line and the Iowa City Magon City Clear Lake Interurban, making them part of the Great Western system. A series of local incidents follow including deaths from a quarry collapse in Missouri and various criminal and accident reports across Iowa.
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Chicago Great Western Railway
Waterloo
Cedar Falls
Pelter Lauderdale
Kelley
Pipers
iKelfey
Third
United Tales Engineer Corps
Cuba
J. R. Baker
Odeboit
Ida Grove
J. H. Hadee
Countie Bluffs
Postoilec
JA. Tracy
Woodbury County
Kingdom of Heaven
Indian Territory
J. Hagle
Grant
Cedar Rapids
Carl Ricamont
Waa
Henry LeMond
Lovilla
Richmond
Atbia
Myer
Leo Cooper
Herman Cooper
Cooper Wm
Lon Cooper
Joe Imley
Wint
Riddlesbarger & Co
Nevada
Tia
Mley
Northwestern
Emley
Henry Steinhoff
Kula
Des Moines
Steinhoff
Hagenbeck
Ft. Godge
J. W. Wells
Ossian
State Hospital
Wells of
Willam Wood
Irwin
Charles Bacher
Due
Lovie
Oskeloosa
Diamond Match Company
Big Lake land dispute pits city against state over railroad right of way
The city sues the secretary of state to stop sale of an eight acre water surface on Big Lake north of Cornell Blvd to the Chicago Central railroad. The lake area once fed the Missouri river and was granted to the city for park use in 1880. The railroad seeks a perpetual easement and the state may convey part of the lake tract at appraised value 26 dollars per acre. A hill seeks injunction to halt any conveyance while the park claim is argued.
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Big Lake
Cornell Bluse
Martin
Maojs Central Railroad
J. C. Welling
Chicago
General Assembly
Birk
Secretary of State
Congress
Kinois Central
Smpoon
Iowa
Cai c
Census Department of the State
O. B. Courtright
Blackhawk Conty
Supreme Court
Courtright
Woodbine Telephone Company
Logan Exchange
Farmers’ Mutual Telephone Company
Court House
Logan
Grand Lodge of the Rathbone Sisters of Tawa
Davenport
Land Lodge
Turner Ball
Winterloo
W. C G. Smith
Iowa Telephone Company
John Wolverton
Mediapolla
Mlasing
H E
Mediapolia
Wapello Lugt
Edwin Anderson
Bronx City Police Fords
J. 11
Bigelow
Nis
Hig Jaisentenas
Andersen
Alnoe Hia
Whitney’ Tes
Huiter
Fort Madison
Mills
Fremont
Pottnivattamle
Tabor Public Park
Walter J. Smith
Connell Bluity
Lena Moreland
Dyersville
H. A.sumpmann
Wile
Hamburg
John Samuels
Riverton
Ife
John van Torn
Gormar
Amiatnie
Nora
William Andrews
Montrose
Ms Garden
Andrews
Nellie Carns
Louis Voss
Harry Wysong
Bedford
Young Wysong
Charles Wysong
Taylor County
Louis Bourett
Sioux City
O. Hilda Bourett
Pottawahamle-Harrison
Ditch Advocates
C. N. Jepson
Sioux Gly
Elizabeth Sheldon
Ottumwn
Cass Sheldon
Roberta
Ottumwa
Sheldon
H. Pickler
Davila County
C. G. Wolf, Capbier
State Exchange Bank of
Parkersbureg
United States
Chiago
American Trust and Savings Bank
B. J. Prince
Board of Trade
Wolf
Prince
Amdgraim
Clipped Tale of a Firing and Flight at Three A.M.
A man fired by a harsh farmer at dawn retreats with a bag in hand. He refuses work, saying he will find a place to stay for the night, after the farmer questions his sudden departure. The scene unfolds with a comic sense as the man plans to hunt for shelter rather than return to work.
Polk plans Boone interurban line and state transit shifts
Notes from the capital report Polk of Kalernrhan company asserting plans to run cars into Boone within a year, while denying interference with Milwaukee Road service and noting steps toward a Woodward vote. Attorney General guidance on census returns and state supervision of banks and loan companies is included, along with the formation of the Iowa Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis led by physicians and laymen seeking education, legislation, and a state sanitarium.
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Des Moines
HH. Polk
Kalernrhan Company
Fiat
Woodward and
Perry
Big Company
Woodward
Boone
Milwaukee Road
Polk
Milwaukee
Jony
Auditor of State
Mullan
Carroll
Ines
Audilay Carroll
Tawa
Curious Visitor Tests Household Credulity on Sherman Farm
A wounded fragment recalls a soldier or traveler stopping at a country home and using basic furnishings for daily needs. A young boy watches in silence for two mornings and finally asks a bold question after the guest completes routine tasks.
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Genere
Court Contempt Fines Highlight 19th Century Narratives
Fragmentary OCR text portrays a court scene with contempt charges and fines. A lawyer is said to be removed for contempt while others face penalties, clerks react, and monetary sums appear amid garbled dialogue reflecting a tense courtroom moment.
Cure claims from Dodd’s Kidney Pills flood Arica Arkansas
Voice from Arica Cleveland Arkansas July 3 touts Dodd’s Kidney Pills as a miracle cure for kidney disease and Bright’s Disease. A resident named Carlile endorses the product, asserting 24 years of kidney trouble ended and urges public belief in the remedy amid unrelated local anecdotes and jokes.
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Arica
Cleveland
Ark
Vinil
Dodd
Arkansas
Luilil
My. A. R. Cable
My. Ganile
Dodi
Bond
Bright
Fragmented Dialogue Prompting Caution in Hurry
A fragment from the Philadelphia Ledger presents hurried speech about someone named Ella and a suspect on a road. The jumbled text hints at momentum and a missing routine kit, suggesting a small scene or note rather than a full event.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Joke about a Spirishmsen in automatlia delight
Comedic exchange from a Philadelphia Press item features a playful back and forth about a humorous mispronunciation and a planned joke. The fragment hints at social humor of the era and newsroom voice without clear narrative.
Clergyman narrates relief from coffee induced illness
A clergyman recounts his family’s coffee related sickness starting spring 1896 with violent vomiting. He details his wife’s two attacks and his own symptoms, noting that after using Poxtim Postin Food the vomiting ceased. He claims the product cured the condition and cites the company Battle Creek Michigan.
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Callus
Coffe
Howere
Fran Fin
Solwn Hays
Elven Uy Company
Creek
Mich
Wollville
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