Fragmented Wit From Madison Mirror Snippets and Jokes
A mixed page of humorous quips from the Madison Kansas Mirror and Sabula references, including lines about similes, politics, old friends, and social foibles. It features jokes on aging, willpower, revival meetings, contract bridge, and domestic life with several local names and casual observations.
A J Miles Horses Open Race Season
Harness promoter A J Miles of Mt Yarrall again starts two pacers Hi zel Direct and Napoleona this summer, with a possible third, Irene, a 2 07 1 2 trotter, in reserve. The campaign begins at Franklin Indiana and spans Fort Wayne Logansport Marshalltown Newton Morrison and Illinois fairs. Miles recalls McGinty a famed 60 win pacer as his best horse.
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A. J. Miles
Mt Yarrall
Mr. Miles
Lanark
Franklin
Ind
Hizel Direet
Napoleona
Old Fair
Mt. Carroll
Darrell Holman
Napoteana
Hutchison
Kans
Princeton Fair
Hazel Direct
Fort Wayne
Logansport
Indiana
Marshalltown
Newton
Iowa
Morrison
Oregon
Princeton
Illinois
Irene
Springfield
Bert Holman
Ross
Texas
Hugh
Arlington Track
Chicago
Darrell
McGinty
Old
County Fair Grounds
Mrr
Miles
Old Fair Grounds
Mt. Carrol
Comfort First On A Blistering Day
An old speaker laments the heat and seeks comfort over action, noting how people and even Fido seek shade and rest. He recalls winter cold, jokes about life and death, and echoes Sir Patrick Henry: give me comfort or give me death. The piece blends humor with a stoic rural voice about surviving a scorching day.
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Gorry
Jim
Alex
Tone
Mutch
Sir Patrick Henry
Komfert
Gee
Savanna Beats Milledgeville in Farm Bureau Tilt
Savanna Farm Bureau softball bested Milledgeville 12 hits to 9 in seven innings at Old Mill Park. Stanger allowed three walks and struck out five for Savanna, while H Livengood walked five and fanned four for Milledgeville. Five home runs were hit, four by Savanna and one by Milledgeville.
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Savanna
Farm Bureau
Milledgeville
Old Mill ‘Park
Stanger
H. Livengoody
Millies
H. Liviengood
Eubank
K. Allison
Sprechler
Bushman
Larber
Bennett
Brooke
Provant
Wolber
O. Mace
Grimm
W. Nehrkorn
G. Miller
J. Doty
G. Mace
Diehl
McIntyre
W. Haas
Chadwick Royals Defeat Thomson All Stars 11 to 5
Chadwick Royals took an 11 to 5 win over Thomson All Stars on Thomson diamond Thursday night. Brad pitched well for Thomson but run support was lacking while Chadwick’s two home runs came with no one aboard. Traum led the visitors with solid relief and a lineup including Provant Hartman Morgan Stein Lehreiner Turney Kradle Imel Eisfeller.
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Chadwick Royals
Thomson All Stars
Thomson
Brad
Traum
Provant
Hartman
Morgan
Stein
Lehreiner
Turney
Kradle
Imel
Eisfeller
Groharing
Starg
Lewis
Potter
Wilkerson
L. Tousley
K. Shanafelt
C. Tousley
Brach
L. Shanafelt
Drake
Burlington Excursion Rates to Denver and Colorado Trips
The Burlington Railroad offers hot weather relief with coach or chair car tickets from Chadwick to Denver for 30.50 daily this week and 24.50 on Saturdays and Sundays through August 9. Prospective travelers are advised to contact C. H. Jenkins, local ticket agent, to enjoy Colorado breezes on these itineraries.
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Burlington Railroad
Burlington
Chadwick
Denver
Colorado
C. H. Jenkins
Will Select Boys to Attend State Fair School
Lawrence Bruci announced that county boys may be chosen to attend the annual Boys State Fair School at Springfield August 15 to 21. One representative from rural schools and one from town schools will be selected by a committee of the county superintendent, the County Farmers Institute president, and the county board chair. Candidates face three tests: observation and reporting, listening and summarizing a talk, and writing an informative report. Morning class work, afternoons for fair visitation, camp at the grounds with daily notes, and a strict program of work and recreation are planned. Each boy pays his railroad fare and about seven dollars for board and tuition.
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Lawrence Bruci
Springfield
County Farmers’ Institute
County Board of Supervisors
Thomson Softball Struggles Hit Two Losses
Thomson dropped two softball tilts on Monday and Savanna on Friday as the Melon Tosers and Thomson diamond teams faced defeats. Albany edged Thomson 11-10 after Morrison game comeback. Fulton beat Thomson 3-2 in a tight Sunday contest.
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Thomson
Savanna
Thomson Diamond
Fulton
Melon Tosners
Schaut
Groharing
Joe Hanson
Shear
Dailey
Morrison
Albany
Brad
Thomson Lads
Bruch
Tausley
Shanafelt
Drake
L. Tausley
Lewis
L. Shutters
Potter
Wilkerson
July Birthdays list across Lanark Argo Fa and Milledgeville
A community birthday roster runs July 13 to 23 listing residents by town. Names include Jane Schroth and Dorothy Hogg of Thomson, Mrs Oscar Tallman of Lanark, Harold Kenyon of Argo Fa, and Charles Meyers of Lanark among others.
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Jane Schroth
Thomson
Dorothy Hogg
Oscar Tallman
Lanark
John B. Rahn
Clint Rowland
Forest Hawk
J. M. Yeager
Lyle Mitchel
Argo Fa
Miles Wallace
Milledgeville
Cora Lindsay
Alte
Alvin Porter
John Neary
Harold Kenyon
Argo
Harry Stoner, Jr
Nashville
Tenn
Paul Ritenour
Chadwick
Walter Edmunds
Marilyn Freeman
Charles Meyers
Wilbur Stickell
John Geisz
Fred Tautz
Carroll
G. H. Roggendorf
Verna Kauffman
Kenneth Truman
Vernon Eugene Radatz
Norma Schneider
Mt. Carroll
Will Libberton
Frank Kness
R. G. Truman
Lorraine Weatherwax
F. A. Lester
Bernard Conrad
Sheboygan
Wis
Students Report On County Fair Requirements
After returning from the school, each boy must prepare and read a fair report to his school and to the county Farmers Institute, and write a report for the newspapers in the county.
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County Farmers’ Institute
Adams County motor vehicle licenses last year total
The item records the Adams County total collected for motor vehicle licenses during the prior year, noting the final amount and any brief context about collections. The source text also includes unrelated humorous dialogue and does not provide additional figures.
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Adams County
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