Jests from a Bleak Room of Wits and Witless Lines
A collage of comic quips and quizzical snippets from a newspaper page. It strings jokes about easy divorce, aches of aging, social pretenses, and brisk one liners from editors and readers. Notable bits include a punch about a bee at business and a solitaried card cheater who died by his own hand.
Graceful and vanity in a cow and a hunter tale
A playful quip from Chicago papers contrasts a boastful graceful cow Willie Calf with a hunter mistaking her for a deer. Johnny Calf counters by noting that two heads beat one, while a biting remark about buying hate is delivered. A brief, whimsical weekly item closes with a domestic insect dialogue about rice powder.
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Willie Calf
Johnny Calf
Chicago Daily News
Are you an expert witness asks the man on trial
A man testifying says he is an expert in his profession but has yet to be tried out as a witness. The Washington Star reports the exchange as part of a courtroom scene capturing doubt and professional pride.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jedge
Hank
Chicago Tribune
Old Indies
N. Y
Washington Star
Joan
Werner
Werner von Orseln
Marthe
Boris
Jorian
Frank Anna
Openor
Kansas City Times
Not the Same Thing The editor’s writers quit in a turmoil
The Baltimore American reports a magazine editor facing upheaval as key writers resigned in a quick, chaotic shake up. The editor insists the situation isn’t madness just a surge of excitement from the sudden departures.
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Baltimore American
Joan of the Sword Hand and Courtland’s Siege
Joan, governor and duchess, faces danger as Muscovite forces threaten Courtland. Werner, loyalist, begs clemency while Joan learns of her love for Conrad. Boris and Jorian bring in Plassenburg forces and news of Hugo's march. Theresa von Lynar pledges aid as Joan resolves a future alliance and vows.
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Conrad
Margaret
Joan
Joan of the Sword Hand
Courtland
Peg
Brandenburg Gate
Plassenburg
Boris
Jorian
Song Boris
Joan of
Theresa von Lynar
Theresa
Lynarross
Rugents
Henry the Lion
Prince Conrad
Hohenstein
Maurice
Selecting Seed Corn for Better Yields in Field Trials
A regional article discusses careful seed corn selection to double yields with modest cost. It covers isolation to prevent cross pollination, selecting ears and stalks at maturity, balancing stalk height with ear vigor, and testing seed under adverse conditions. Farmers lacking seed selection can still improve by winter field selection and ensuring evenly sized grains.
The Wooing of Boris and Jorian in Courtland Fortress
Boris and Jorian quarrel over insults and love while awaiting a mission. The pair prepare for a dangerous escort in the Castle of Courtland as tensions rise with Theresa von Lynar and Muscovite intrigue. Enter sisters Anna and Martha Pappenheim, teasing the soldiers about their grooming.
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Courtland
Plassenburg
Boris
Slater
Anna
Martha Pappenheim
Roosevelt Visit Sparks Crowd at Maine State Fair
A Bangor crowd greeted President Roosevelt during a Maine state fair visit three years earlier, with a vivid scene of a conspicuously dressed woman near the crowd reacting loudly as the President approached, describing excitement and a near collision in the stands.
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Roosevelt
Bangor
The Town Gould Founded Faces Desolation in Pa
Gouldsboro in Lackawanna County once founded by Jay Gould now sits as a deserted village. A Lackawanna County School Superintendent Taylor report notes dwindling public school attendance to a mere fifteen pupils and the disappearance of tanneries sawmills and other industry.
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Jay Gould
Gouldsboro
Lackawanna County
Taylor
Support for husking corn using wooden pegs and wagon wheel
A Prairie Farmer correspondent describes a simple corn husking aid. Two seven foot two by four pieces are threaded through a wagon rear wheel to lift fodder off the ground creating table space. A man can stand upright, husk, bind, and declutter as he loads each armful into the wagon.
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Prairie Farmer
Repairing Barn Doors With Reversing Wheel Hangers
Farm Journal explains a quick fix for broken barn door wheels. Pry open the slot, remove the wheel, and turn it so the Range side faces the barn. Readjust the slot and hanger for the door to operate again.
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Farm Journal
How to Hold the Boys Reward Their Garden Efforts
Farm Journal urges small rewards for boys who grow the best corn or potatoes this year. Offer them a patch to farm and allow full swing, or give them a colt or sheep as a prize, seen as one of the best things you can do.
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Farm Journal
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Engumonia
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Baltimore
Dustin Stax
Wall Street
Mills Gotham
Mary Minkum
Chicago
Mia
Lakeside
Tonopah
Sam
Talesman
Haltimore American
Chicago Record-Herald
Joan Simovid and
Sr.crockett
BB Crockett
Kernsberg
Dian
Jet Moe
Mies
Hugo
Mesopotamia
Martha
Borist
Anna Pappesheim
Anna Pappenheim
Prince Wasp
Tale Rugen
Marcaret
Mandy
Corn Husker