Wry musings on scandals and society from era's chatter
A relaxed column of satirical snippets referencing royal scandals in Delhi and Westminster, Rockefeller health, Astor circles, football skits, Alfred Austin plays, Kipling, and global politics. It blends humor with current figures like Cantro, Smoot, Speck von Sternberg, and the Sultan of Jolo, noting social quirks and curiosities across nations.
RoyalMatchmaking Dilemmas in Europe Scarce Heirs
A vintage piece discusses European royalty struggling to wed suitable brides amid intermarriage, religion limits, and politics. It notes a limited pool of eligible princesses, mentions Xenia of Montenegro and Marie Henriette of Austria, and blends wedding whimsy with cautions about faith and succession.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ghia Collin
Sennty
Xenia
Montenegro
Italy
Prince
Europe
Hanover
Michael
Frederic William
Kaiser
Hapsburgs
Bour
Royal House
Denmark
England
Russia
Greece
Ernest of
Hesse
Victoria Melita
Victoria
Germany
Maria Archduchesa Marie Henriette
Austria
Francis Joseph
Archduke Frederic
Hope Durga
Spain
Portuguese Doctor Kills Man Over Watercress Cure
A famed Lisbon physician shot and dissected a cured patient who sought proof of watercress treatment for tuberculosis. The doctor, claiming scientific motive, killed the man and is jailed awaiting trial amid national shock in Portugal.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Stranga
J.tnben
Jiminez Y Carates
Portugal
Spain
France
Hels
Vienna
Medical University of Paris
Senor Delvio
Ald
Lisbon
Traits of the Maoris Four Members of Parliament
New Zealand now has four Maori MPs including Hone Heke a figure tied to 19th century resistance to British colonization. The piece contrasts present educated Maori lawmakers with earlier MPs who were unconventional, citing a past member carrying a shark in his pocket and needing interpreters for speeches.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Richard III
Johnnie
Grandma's
Alexander
Dre Howe
George Washington Atherton
Georgia
New Zealand
Hone Heke
Johnny Hickey
Prohibition Evasion Leads to Juniperade Sip Joke
In Beloit Kansas officials chase evasions with “places” for illegal drink. An Irish patron asks for ghee, is told no, then offered malt, and finally a joke reply about juniperade. The exchange ends with Pat declaring the sip as "Jinbejuzes" amid the light Midlands banter.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Algernon Edward Knotington
Constance Clementine Atherton
Stara
Mike
Constance
Beloit
Kan
Pat
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Silver Messenger
Sweet
Rabbisher
Challis
Idaho
Delhi
Mr. Rockefeller
Bob” Burdette
Humoriste
Mrs. Astor
New York
Alfred Austin
Cantro
Waltsing
New Jersey
Kansas
Lani
Massachusetts
Navy
Crescons
Mays
George Ketcham
Paris
Apostle Smoot
Jolo
Bacolodia
Uncle Sam
Rudyard Kipling
South Africa
Jeffrien
Prof
Jack Munroe
Chicago
Franne
Henri Vournier
Manila
Boston
Speck von Sternberg
Washington
United States
Indiana
Boston Wiil
Army
Worcester
Masa
Morocco
Theinols State Journal
Lila
Lombrono
Max Nordau
Forbes Winslow
Mier
Fhrst
Marie
Alfonso XIII
Continent
Marie Josephine of Bourbon
Ferdinand of
Biclly
Cannes
Marie Josephine
Duchem
Wilfrud Marie Auix
Bavaria
Avery
Lord Clare
Duke of Northumberland
Bir Waller Scott
Scott
Sir Isaac Newton
Newton
Ike
Harry
Ralph Featherweight Farthingestone
Wall Street Bulls
West
Mr. Farthingstone
Yorick
Adam
Auris
Bourbon
Byron Vella
Wiltryd
Deaupy
Czarina