Young philosophy and witticisms from a humor column
A collage of short jokes and quips about life in the city and country plus moral sayings. Johnny asks why a haystack has doors and windows, a farmer explains it is hay. Other items feature quick wits about appearances luck and everyday mishaps with a newspaper humor tone.
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Johnny
Smith
Mr. Smith
Curious Bronze Turkeys Prompt Domestic Gossip
A domestic scene hints at changes in family dynamics and wealth in a cautious tone. A farmer named Jones plans to send a single bronze turkey, described as one of his finest, sparking quiet speculation among the couple.
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Farmer Jones
Feeling Blue All the Time Cardus Endorsed by Dalton Woman
Mrs V A Burnett of Route 6 Dalton Georgia says a tonic named Cardus relieved long lasting blue feelings backache dizziness and nervousness after half a bottle and she recommends Cardus to others. The ad touts Cardus as a 40 year old vegetable tonic used by thousands of women. It ends with a quip on high living costs blaming profiteers.
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Dalton
V. A. Burnett
Route 6
Cardus
Freezone promises easy corn removal with cheap bottle
Advertisement claims Freezone instantly stops corn pain and lets you lift the corn away with fingers after applying a few cents bottle. Promo notes druggist sells a tiny bottle for a few cents to rid feet of hard and soft corns and calluses without soreness or irritation.
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Cincinnati
Bayer Aspirin Ad Signals Trusted Pain Relief
An advertisement touts Bayer Tablets of Aspirin as genuine safe for millions of users and prescribed for over twenty years. It urges acceptance of an unbroken Bayer package with directions for headache toothache earache neuralgia rheumatism colds and pain. It notes 1% tablet tins and larger Bayer packages sold by druggists.
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Bayer
Grandfather Kills Granddaughter at Muskegon Schoolyard
In Muskegon Heights Michigan on a school day a 78 year old Civil War veteran and wealthy recluse Stuart C Moon killed his ten year old granddaughter Irma Moon with an ax. He told first responder Rev W A Lyons I killed her because I love her. Edwin B Moon Irma's father and Moon's son is a prominent real estate man. The crime shocked a hundred or more children who watched from windows as the fatal attack occurred.
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Muskegon
Mich
Muskegon Heights
Stuart C. Moon
Irma Moon
Rev. W. A. Lyons
Irma
Afibuldante
Edwin B. Moon
Mr. Moon
Electrical Jag Demonstrates Alcohol Illusion Device
Dr. Albert Abrams of San Francisco showcased a device claiming to induce symptoms of intoxication using electrical currents. Subjects place feet on zinc, a head electrode applies current, producing effects described as talkative or sleepy as the sensation mounts. Abrams attributes results to electron energy and material manifestations.
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San Francisco
Cal
Albert Abrams
John Barleycorn
Abrams
Freed "With Honor" After Assault in Police Court
Paul Kennedy was discharged with honor after admitting he struck a German man, August Something, in Denver. He said his brother was killed in France and the taunt prompted the assault. Kennedy described the events to the court, explaining why he fought back.
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Denver
Paul Kennedy
France
Kennard
August
War era car maids form union in Louisville yards
In Louisville Kentucky a group of about 100 women who worked as Pullman car maids during the war have organized a union through the Brotherhood of Railway Carmen of America. They argue cars were kept tidier by women and seek proper consideration in postwar jobs.
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Louisville
Pullman
The
Brotherhood of Railway Carmen of America
Calomel Warns Against Harsh laxatives
An anonymous warning extols Dodson's Liver Tone as a safe, plant based substitute for calomel. It claims calomel causes salivation, cramps, and nausea while Liver Tone offers quick liver relief with no side effects. The ad targets adults and promises quick, pleasant results.
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Pia Mit
The Place Knew Her No More
A London Tit-Bits notice suggests a wife and husband dispute over a new maid. The wife claims she left this morning while the husband notes the maid seems unusually quiet and unobtrusive around the house. The ad touts Roman Eye Balsam as a remedy for blood shot watery or sticky eyes.
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London
Willing to strike bargain at Christmas bazaar beetle sale
A shopper buys a grotesque beetle from a Christmas bazaar display for half a dollar as a joke for a dinner party. The man plans to place it on the table with drinks and depart when two beetles meet the eyes of guests. The item is presented amid humorous captioning about fashion and marital costs.
No Buried Trouble Moonshine Raid Pun in Cemetery
A local quip recalls a man using a cemetery to hide moonshine, leading to a raid. The joke notes he made a grave mistake, reflecting tongue in cheek humor from community chatter.
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