Humor and Philosophy by Duncan M Smith
A short satirical piece on speakers who dominate meetings and the audience that must listen. It contrasts public discourse with street talk and explores dissent, mock courtroom exchanges, and a wry quip about transforming social reform and heiresses into a costly, arranged system.
Running a Risk in a Close Call
A dialogue notes a man living from hand to mouth with a dangerous closeness that leads him to nearly bite his own hand. The exchange frames a precarious life and a risky habit.
Supplied With His Kind Stage Remark
A dialogue notes one man’s eagerness to perform on stage but explains he is blocked by locals who fear scene shifters. The exchange implies opposition from a community or audience rather than from performers.
Adversity Yields Prosperity Through Perseverance
A compact meditation on adversity praising hard work and steady effort as the path to prosperity. It notes people’ s tendency to claim one’s worth and the risk of overreaching in seeking quick relief while urging steadfast resolve. It ends with a wry question about changing associations.
If at first you don t succeed try again motto
A millionaire refuses a persistent suitor for his daughter yet the motto over the bank desk proclaims the creed. The young man cites it as his motive and the banker finally concedes his stubborn resolve.
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Strand Magazine
What the Cat Had
A Sunday school teacher uses a cat paw as temptation lesson noting the paw is velvet but harms. A boy answers the cat scratches while the dog bites. The class identifies whiskers as what the cat has that the dog does not.
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Yessum
Bible Blunders From Misprints Create Humorous Bible Editions
The piece lists several historic misprints that gave Bible editions memorable nicknames such as the Unrighteous Bible with the phrase the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom and the Treacle Bible with Is there no treacle balm in Gilead. It also mentions the Placemakers Printers Vin egar Bug Breeches Idle and Wooden Leg Testament as satirical or accidental labels.
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Gilead
Satan
Just a Fish Story From the Fens
A skater on clear ice near Peterborough spotted a large pike swimming ahead. The frightened fish exhausted itself and was hauled out by the skater who broke the ice. The twelve pound pike is noted by Heathcote as a remarkable local tale from the fens.
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Heathcote
Fens
Richardson
Peterborough
London
Not Disturbed by Music Says Nassau Senior
Nassau William Senior, guest of Lord Lansdowne at Lansdowne House, was writing absorbedly as Tom Moore sang. A fellow guest asked if he was fond of music. He answered no but added that the music did not disturb him in the least and urged the performance to continue.
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Nassau
William Senior
Lord Lansdowne
Lansdowne House
Tom Moore
Physician Question on Unnecessary Anxiety Mention
A physician attends a patient as her husband visits and asks if there is any need for unnecessary anxiety about his wife. The exchange, cited by Argonaut, reflects a moment of clinical reassurance amid worry.
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Mr. Irving
Argonaut
Guessed It Guest Calls Out Used Bed Claim
A terse exchange reveals a guest accusing the landlord of a slept-on bed. The landlord defends the setup, claiming the bed is intended for such use. The brief interaction hints at a dispute over room condition.
Renovated Puffer Meerk Chaum Pipe Discoloration Fix
Puffer notices his meer chaum pipe turning brown and discolored so he applies a coat of white enamel to restore its appearance. Mra explains the alteration, noting the renovation update.
Pie Shapes Question Sparks Market Quip
In a light exchange a visitor asks why pies are round while some are square. The wife replies that her husband’s diet is bland, and the jesters joke that they must settle for the broth.
Bammer Excursion Rates Announced for Rocky Mountain Trips
From Salt Lake Ogden and R G W main line to Kansas City St Joseph Omaha and Missouri river points prices range 40 49 55 and 52 with dates of sale June 1 6 8 12 13 15 final return Oct 31 stopovers and route choices. Also Denver Pueblo Colorado Springs $23.50 and national conventions Denver Chicago for July and Sept dates. Idaho Montana rates add two cents per mile from Pocatello to Missouri river 42.50 Chicago 57.50 St Paul 52.50 St Louis 49.50. Colorado Midland Railway offers scenic Rocky Mountain trip with daylight through the Rockies and Pullman observation cars. L H Harding general agent.
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Salt Lake
Ogden
Kansas City
St. Joseph
Omaha
Missouri River
St. Louis
Chicago
St. Paul
Minneapolis
Denver
Pueblo
Colorado Springs
National Democratic Convention
National Republican Convention
Inc
Idaho
Montana
Pocatello
Missouri River Point
Colorado Midland Railway
Rocky Mountains
Rockies
Colorado
L. H. Harding
Ballard's Snow Liniment Promoted as Rheumatism Cure
An advertisement asserts Ballard's Snow Liniment cures rheumatism by easing pain reducing swelling and loosening joints. It claims benefits including restored activity and reports price points of 25c 60c and 1.00 with Mrs A L Cook as a contact.
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Ballard
A. L. Cook
Foley's Honey and Tar Cough Remedy Ad
No Humbug. Foley's Honey and Tar is the proven remedy for coughs and lung troubles. More bottles are used than any other cough remedy, a strong testimonial to its merit. Temple Pharmacy offers it as safe and affordable.
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Foley
Temple Pharmacy
The Best There Is Typewriter Papers and Ribbons
A Tribune office ad promotes typewriter papers, ribbons, and related accessories as top quality supplies for writers and offices. It highlights durability and service to readers seeking reliable equipment.
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Tribune
Notice of Stock Assessment and Sale in Oxford Idaho
Notice is given that on June 5 1908 directors levied one dollar per slave on the corporation capital stock. Payment due July 10 1908 to W F Fisher in Oxford Idaho. Delinquent stock as of July 22 1908 will be advertised for sale July 25 1908 if unpaid. sale to cover delinquent assessment and costs. Secretary W F Fisher. d6-9-1tw-4w Oxford Idaho.
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W. F. Fisher
Oxford
Idaho
Ballard's Snow Liniment Claims Rheumatism Cure
An advertisement touts Ballard's Snow Liniment as a cure for rheumatism and all pain. It urges readers to start treatment at the first twinge and lists prices 25c 50c and 1.00 with Mrs. A. L. Cook as the local druggist selling it.
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Ballard
A. L. Cook
Famous Rock Springs Coal Ad From Weeder Lumber Co
Telephone 2652 promotes Mexican pecan sundaes and coal supply by Weeter Lumber Co. The Nilsson mentioned in ad copy.
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Rock Springs
Baesse
Weeter Lumber C0., Ltd
Telephone
the Nilsson
Electric Bitters Praised As Grand Family Medicine
Mr. Frank Conlan of New York endorses Electric Bitters as a grand family medicine for dyspepsia and liver issues. The tonic allegedly regulates digestion, purifies blood, and boosts vigor, with Ferguson Jenkins' drug stores in Pocatello and McCammon selling it for 60e under guarantee.
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Frank Conlan
Houston Street
New York
Ferguson Jenkins’ Drug Stores
Pocatello and McCammon
City of Pocatello Call for Warrants
Notice states Current Expense Fund Warrants Nos. 518 to 639 dated May 9 1908 will be paid with interest to date of call upon presentation at Bannock National Bank Goldie McCallister City Treasurer dated May 26 1908
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Epen
Bannock National Bank
Goldie McCallister
Butte Floral Agency Advertises High Grade Flowers
Butte floral shop promotes high grade flowers and lists phone contact 104 for orders and inquiries.
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Butte Floral Agency
Doan's Kidney Pills Praised by Pocatello Resident
Mrs Otto Weisse of 639 West Sherman Street Pocatello Idaho endorses Doan's Kidney Pills. She cites relief from months of back pains after using the product and recommends it as the best remedy for backache or kidney complaints. Sold by all dealers at 60 cents Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's.
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Pocatello
Otto Weisse
West Sherman Street
Idaho
Dean
Weisse
A. L. Cook
Doan
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
New York
United States
Warning Against Mercury Ointments and Hall's Catarrh Cure
A warning against mercury containing catarrh ointments and endorsing Hall's Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney & Co of Toledo Ohio. The remedy is presented as mercury free and taken internally to affect blood and mucous membranes. Also advertises Hall's Family Pills for constipation and testimonials available.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
Kidney Remedy Ad from Temple Pharmacy
An advertisement for Foley's Kidney Remedy claims it cures kidney and bladder troubles within medical reach. Temple Pharmacy endorses the remedy as offering the most comprehensive treatment available.
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