Absurd Eye Rolling Report lampoons shopping laws and trends
A satirical piece from The Eye Rolling Report parodies a New York suit over a diaper changing table at Lord & Taylor. It riffs on gender bias claims and features mock commentaries about diapers, lone rangers, compulsive shopping cures, and a Des Moines trunk incident with overblown humor.
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TERR
New York
Lord & Taylor Department
Manhattan
Andrew Dwyer
Lord & Taylor
Dwyer
Andy
Washington
Lone Ranger
Tonto
Miami Beach
Fla
Des Moines
Iowa
Rhonda Cook
Gene Gabus
Cook
Ms. Cook
Budget Rent a Car Drops Unlimited Free Mileage Policy
Budget Rent a Car announced a policy limiting free miles to 100 per day on cars rented at 27 eastern and central U S airports, charging 20 to 25 cents per mile after the limit. Florida and Hawaii will keep unlimited miles while the western coverage is undecided.
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Hertz Inc
Avis
Terry Gordon
Budget
Chicago
Lisle
United States
Florida
Hawaii
Alamo Rent A Car Inc
Jack Ryan
Herbert Telson
Travel Smart
Alamo
Industry summit to tour Parkdale Mills Fiber Center
The National Cotton Council and Cotton Foundation will meet in Charlotte this week and tour Parkdale Mills Fiber Research Center in Belmont. Attendees will view the 262,000 square foot facility where cotton is received tested and reretested as it moves from processing to plants. Parkdale president Andy Warlick calls the system the most advanced in cotton.
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Belmont
Charlotte
Parkdale Mills
National Cotton Council
The
Cotton Foundation
Marriott City Center
Parkdale
Andy Warlick
Gene Frye
New NYSE chief Grasso outlines plan to expand abroad
Richard A. Grasso becomes chairman after 27 years on staff and plans to broaden the Big Board’s reach. He aims to lift foreign company listings to 500 in three years, add staff, and rework management while pushing growth outside Wall Street to counter Nasdaq’s rising share.
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NEW York
Richard A. Grasso
New York Stock Exchange
Grasso
Wall Street
NYSE
U.S
Exchange
Washington
William H. Donaldson
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Budget Rent A Car Corp
Avis Inc
Janice Cain
Tom Hawkes
Bobby Hope
Kermit Hall
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New Stock Exchange
Associated Press
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