The Wise Guy and the Theatre Gossip
A string of quirky banter mixes flirtation with pretension as a visiting agent previews a touring show. A boastful bookkeeper, a petty suitor, and a reporter-turned-actor recall past missteps while a townsman recounts a bungled speech. A vandal yanks a porch flag, sparking federal penalties and a warning to return it.
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California Syrup of Figs Promotes Gentle Constipation Relief
A vintage ad copy touts California Syrup of Figs as the gentle remedy for infant and child digestive upset. It claims to cleanse the stomach and bowels, cures constipation, and promotes restful sleep, urging mothers to buy the genuine product from the California Fig Syrup Company and beware of counterfeits.
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California
Mg Yrmh Company
Discovery Promises Quick Relief For Corn Pain
An unnamed article describes a new remedy said to ease painful corns instantly when a few drops are applied. The tonic is claimed to relax tensed skin and shrink the corn as the liquid dries. It touts relief from itching and a reduction in infections from corns, promising fewer personal crises related to corn pain.
Fragmented Evening Disjointed Reflections on Society
A garbled provincial piece reflects on travel safety, personal missteps, and social pretensions. It muses on generosity and distance, notes the cost of living, and jokes about public image and vanity amid a stream of fragmented aphorisms.
Split of Draft in Maryland Men in Congress Poll
Washington April 12 The Maury land delegation in Congress shows division and confusion over President Wilsons selective draft proposal as a means to raise money for the army in the war with Germany. Representatives Comdy Zillmen Isra Linthicum Patboy Munch and Senator John Waller Smith weigh positions with views varied and uncertain.
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Washington
Congress
le Dividagi
Sume Vyial
Patboy
Munch
John Waller Smith
Erator Wranee
Eeverdd
Cherries and odd details from a garbled report
A fragmented account from an older issue hints at cherry harvest notes and other scattered items. Names, places, and events are obscured, leaving a cryptic snapshot of a local scene with uncertain attribution and sequence.
Tax Plans Target Newspapers And Public Works In War Funding
Washington outlines tax proposals to fund war debt including raising revenue from newspapers, periodicals, ads, postal rates, and various goods. Leaders debate taxing newspapers by advertising, dropping stamp rates, and extending levies to amusement venues, liquor, tobacco, and transport services.
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Washington
Kitenin
Congress
House
Jast Congress
Ma Adodl
Raventia
Baltimore School Board Sets Pledge and Patriot League
The Baltimore Commissioners require all public school teachers and pupils to take a public pledge of allegiance. A Patriot ic League will be formed with daily flag salutes weekly patriotic exercises and uniforms. Dismissal awaits noncompliance. Heirs of Max Simon Nave seek court approval to sell the Franklin Street property once known as the Cramer building.
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Baltimore
United States
Max Simon Nave
Franklin St
Cramer
Apple crops spared by cold but peaches damaged in Shenandoah
Apple trees remain leafing with little damage from recent frosts in Shenandoah County. Peaches suffered injuries and growers warn crops will be greatly curtailed. Blooming expected around April 26, earlier than the normal May 4 to May 4 window.
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Shensadgah
Valery
Tredekirk County
Affinity's Ashes Divorce Sows Court Action
In Pittsburg on April 13 Mrs Matilda B Heinepin sues Otto K Heineman for divorce citing his action in burying cremated remains of another woman on the Bellevue lawn. She testified he did not learn of the ashes until a gardener showed where they were interred. The case proceeds in court.
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Pittsburg
Matilda B. Ilelnepian
Bey
Otto K. Heineman
Bellevue
Gardier
Pape's Diapepsin Promises Quick Indigestion Relief
An old promotional ad claims Pape's Diapepsin neutralizes stomach acidity fast, ending misery from indigestion. It promises relief in five to ten minutes and offers a fifty cent case from any drug store, touting safe, sure results regardless of stomach upset type.
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Aleaséa
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