Daily miscellany of jokes and quips from Clayton paper
A column of wry observations and mock quotes on politics, czars, liquor, marriages, sports, and newspapers. It riffs on Count Witte, backfields, hats for women, liberty in Russian, a $15000 purse for a boxing match, and a Moscow parade claim.
New Mexico News Highlights From 1900s Era Chronicle
Agricultural College seeks post office and notes growing enrollment at New Mexico College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts. Albuquerque Presbyterians plan new church with a $5,000 pipe organ. Shooting at Leopold camp leaves Angel Rodriguez dead. Camilo Avila faces $1,000 bond for complicity. Cactus feeding experiments and a $90,000 Silver City water works venture described. Indian game law defiance across multiple pueblos prompts territorial and federal responses. Hagerman favored for New Mexico governor with ties to Secretary Hitchcock and Roswell ban on legalized gambling noted.
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Albuquerque
Raynolds
First National Bank
Haw
New Mexico College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts
Leopold
Furro Mountains
Angel Rodriguez
Rodriguez
Camilo Avila
Belen
A. C. Cox
Initia Thon
Suiloon
Santa Fe Ent Jolf Contractors
Cox
Lantry Sharpe
Santa Fe Disputch
Costilla Valley
United States
Freehold Land and Irrigation Company of
Denver
John R. McFie
Fist Judicial District
Sangre de Cristo
Taos County
Colorado
Costilla Creek
Secretary of the Interior
Roswell
New Mexico
Fred Parkhurst
Santa Rosa
Guadalupe County
Silver City
Aire
Grant County
A. J. Chapman
Fort Gibson
Indian Territory
J. B. May
National Cemetery
Santa Fe
May
Herbert 3. Hagerman
Colorado Springs
Orero
Afr. Hagerman
Hitchcock
Ambassay
St. Petersburg
Russi
Hagerman
Otero
x-Deleg
Rodey
Rough Riders
Clark M. Carr
Guam
Ballard
United States Marshalship For
C. M. Foraker
Foraker
Cart
Repub. Mean
Mr. Hagerman
J. J. Hagerman
Fragmented parade of quips and anecdotes from ominous pages
A chaotic compilation of remarks about a Cleveland football team with four losses and no injuries, a theater company assets of thirty eight cents, jokes on Mark Twain and universal peace after death, earthquake notes in Baltimore, a New York robber, and Panama canal charity items. The piece also references the Atchison Globe, Shonts buying Bibles and cards, and Carnegie hero fund medals with phrases about unlikely heroism.
Josh Billings In His Sayings Dedication Note
Josh Billings dedicates the book to Deaken Uriah Billings and his own nephew Jowhua Billings. He warns readers to tread lightly as the work was produced to sell and may not prove a sale, reflecting 1860s humor and self reference.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Josh Billings
Deaken
Uriah Billings
Jowhua Billings
J. Bile
Progress in Farmington region and New Mexico growth
The Farmington area in San Juan County adjacent to Colorado shows rapid development driven by the Rio Grande railway link and irrigation projects. The piece highlights immigrants settling in eastern New Mexico, vast storage reservoirs, canals, and fertile valleys, including the Farmington region, predicted to host thriving communities and economic expansion.
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Farmington
San Juan
Durango
Rio Grande
Chieftain
Mijor
New Mexico
Colorado
Rio Grande Valley
Mines of New Mexico and its historic metals
The article reviews New Mexico mining history from Coronado’s 1641 expedition to modern times. It highlights turquoise, copper from Santa Rita, gold around Ortiz peaks, silver from Lake Valley Bridal Chamber, lead and zinc near Silver City, and rising iron and gypsum prospects across regions such as Socorro, Lingola, and Alamogordo. It notes coal potential and a future tied to regional smelting hubs.
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New Mexico
Francisco Nae de Coronado
Coronado
City of Mexico
Santa Fe
United States
Cerrillos
Burro Mountains
Jarilla Mountains
Old Hachita
Santa Rita
America
Arizona
Mexico
Ortiz Mountains
Santa Fe County
Tuerto
Elizabethtown
Colfax County
Lake Valley de Qoall
Rio Grande
Organ Mountain
Silver City
Magdanela
Socorro County
Lingola County
Gila
Sitwad
EL Paso & Southwestern
Atcho
Lincoln County
Alamogordo
Otero
New Mexican
Republic of Mexico
Living Mummies of Tibet Hidden in Stone Cells
In Tibet small rock caves house living mummies sealed behind padlocked doors with stonefronts and tar mortar. Each cell has tiny drains and handholes. Burials are lifelong with the aim of merit, and the interred are rarely seen again until they reach for food after days of isolation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tibet
Dr Kilmer Swamp Root Kidney Remedy Ad
An advertisement extols Dr Kilmer Swamp Root as a universal kidney remedy for a range of ailments tied to kidney, liver, and bladder health. It cites testimonials, hospital use, and a free sample offer with a book of testimonials, encouraging readers to mail their addresses to Binghamton New York.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kilmer
Linden St
Atlanta
Swamp-Root
Swamp Root
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Eer St
Defiance Starch Promotes Superior Quality and Pack Size
A witty editorial note touts Defiance Starch as superior to competitors, boasting 16 ounce packs at the same price as 12 ounce rivals. It injects a joking aside about losses and gambling as a reward, highlighting brand pride and promotional phrasing.
Meaning of sur use age in unmarriaged advice era
The fragment discusses older slang about age and marriage, implying that in an unmarried man the phrase carries full meaning about age and propriety. It reflects dated social guidance without clear event or person names.
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Clayton Enterprise
Clayton
Merico
Emperor of
Austria
Count de Witte
Count Witte
Marvin Hart
al, Kauffman
Hall Caine
Paris
Alfred Harmsworth
London
Sir Alfred
Moscow
Circus Prems
Rhode Island
The
Agricultural College
Washington
Arteala Public
Socotra
McKinley
Valencia
Sandoval
Puebla
Page Be Otero
Department of the Interior
Taos
Tileta
Tho Lat Legislative Assembly
Indian Bureau
Defiance
Cleveland
Detroit
New York Mail
Exar
Baltimore
Johns Hopkins
New York
Mark Twain
Mark
Atchison Globe
Shonts
Panama Canal
Carnegie Hero Fund
Angind
Jett
Progress of New Mexico
Sugannah Barford
Mines OF
Dr. Kilmer
Ous
Model Factory
Peoria, Ill
Lute Co
Frank P. Lewis
Tk Te Beteer
Amoka Herstad
Price
Diemer
M.D
Maputooturer
Spek
Het Og
Crook