Adventure of the riders and rain on a verdant path
An early morning excursion by a group of young men and three women ends in blissful verses until misadventure. They travel through pastoral scenery and share a sunny day, but a sudden storm forces a hasty return. A mishap leads to a light crash as they regroup and head home.
A Prodigy in Psychology and a Caddie Joke
A nine year old prodigy jokes about higher morality and citizenship while a pair of humorous quips adds light social irony. The dialogue contrasts a child’s confident theories with an adult’s cautious interpretations in a newspaper feature style.
It Nonplussed Her And Then After All
A collection of quips and snippets from a period paper includes a gag about attending a convention hall without a ticket and a joke about cockroach control using plaster of Paris. It also notes a mysterious death by own action and a clipped dialogue about pronunciation and slang from the Indianapolis News.
Steeple Jack and a Carnival Philosopher Patter
A clipped humorous fragment mentions a steeple jack up high and a joking conversation about weeds and wealth. It references a likely landed proprietor and a cigar manufacturer, with a quip about a newspaper poet not being a real reporter. The tone imitates a late 19th century column strip.
Life Insurance Solicitor Hires on Bold Claim of Past Term
A manager hires a life insurance solicitor after questioning a recent applicant about a prior stint in jail. The applicant confirms a courtroom term for assault, saying he beat a man who refused insured work. The manager approves employment immediately.
Never Safe to Play Games of Chance Says North American
A Philadelphia North American note warns against gambling with the ball saying the man loses when the ball is tossed and the odds are against you. The moral emphasizes the risk of chance games and the danger of overconfidence.
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Philadelphia
Back-Number Scheme Echoes in Old Sayings
In a Washington Star excerpt, Mr Erastus Pinkly jokes that the idea of steamships without horses is old, while Miss Hi anil Brown counters that such talk is mere rhetoric. She adds that the notion is a back-number scheme comparing steamships to muleless canal-boats.
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Anil Brown
Washington Star
Erastus
Miams Brown
Theatrical Haunt Question In The Spotlight
In a matinee conversation, a theater critic asks about favorite haunt experiences. Mr. Barnes-Tormer replies that haunt roles are not his specialty, noting he once played the ghost in Hamlet. Detroit Free Press reports the exchange.
Miss Sentiment and Eligible Widower Question Love
In a brief Omaha Bee item, Miss Sentiment asks if an eligible widower faced disappointments in love. He replies yes, twice married and once rejected, noting two and a half life events in matter-of-fact terms.
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Miss Sentiment
Omaha Bee
Samson Haircut Tale At Schley Stir Grows
A boy who fled school asks what the teacher told today and the reply mentions Samson and a lady who cut his hair. A Washington Star wire notes locals doubt the tale, calling it another Schley story.
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Samson
Washington Star
Thunderbolt miracle at home shocks wife nearly speechless
In a clipped Pasquinade style snippet from Detrait Free Press the narrator recalls a thunderbolt striking near his wife causing temporary speechlessness while discussing party refreshments and a swim break. Bobby explains the liquid refreshments were skipped by the group.
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Todd
Hotel Attractions Mention Old Establishment Across Street
A Philadelphia Press quote notes a man started a hotel and also ran Lit, promoting the adjacent old established place as a hotel without the discomforts of home. The remark contrasts new hospitality efforts with a familiar street scene.
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Philadelphia Press
Ananias Reputation Questioned in Harper's Bazaar
Gerald questions how Ananias earned his reputation as a philandering figure. Geraldine suggests Sapphirs was told she was the only woman he had ever loved, reflecting social gossip and romantic intrigue in the dialogue.
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Sapphirs
Harper’s Bazar
Home Cooking Jokes and Dental Job Rejection
A Washington Star quip recalls Mr. Meekton apologizing for Henrietta’s club fare. The Chicago Tribune vignette shows a job applicant deemed unsuitable due to dental work, contrasting expectations and costs. The piece ends with a wry note on practical hiring.
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Wen Sne
Mr. Meekton
Henrietta
Washington Star
Cadet Cascar ets Blues and a Canal Boat Line
The piece promotes Cascarets Candy Cathartic as a 10 cent health aid claiming bowel relief and natural movements. A humorous exchange features Miss Mam Brown dismissing claims as old talk, comparing a ship to a mulee canal boat and noting a back-number economy.
Patents Insued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors
Northwestern inventors reported several patents insued last week listing George E. Corey Madison Minnesota Leon D How ard Marston 8 D sulky attachment for harrows William Li Hull Alpha Minnesota peat extractor Joseph D Lew in St Pan Minnesota garment supporters Irving B Quist Atwater Mian adjustable eccentric argent Daniel Swenson Twin Valley Mian has catcher and precide notes. Uncertainty over proposals and family banter appear in quoted dialogue from the Chicago Tribune.
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George E. Corey
Madison
Minn
Leon D. Howard
Marston
William Li. Hull
Alpha
Joseph D. Lewin
St. Pan
Irving B. Quist
Atwater
Argent
Daniel Swenson
Twin Valley
Medics Can Wear Shoes After Allen's Foot Bane Trial
A humorous note recounts medical men testing Allen's Foot Bane powder to shrink shoe size with a playful miscue. A stout hotel guest bets he can distinguish spirits by taste, fails, and declares the drink genuine brandy then whisky before realizing water was used.
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Allen
Aphorisms of W. J. Stillman Quote
A fragment from Atlantic Monthly lauds sailing ships over steamers and praises companionship at sea. It muses that government quality stems from the governed, and reflects on repentance, ignorance, and the writer’s waning life.
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W. J. Stillman
Atlantic Monthly
St Marys Academy Ad Prospects and Praise
The Pine Arts Journal highlights St Marys Academy Notre Dame Indiana in a feature praising its 40th year opening September 4 1900. It notes the rigorous curriculum on par with Vassar and Bryn Mawr, devoted teachers, and excellent classroom facilities meals clothing and climate as marks of educational Christian dedication.
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Pine Arts Journal
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A. Morrisey
C. B.C
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Sinters of the Holy Crow
Conservatory of Music
School of Art
Boston Normal School of Gymnastics
Chiiren's Games Going Out and Forfeits Fading
The reader laments the decline of traditional children’s ceremonies and asks folklorists whether the old practice of forfeits in games remains. He recalls penalties levied during play as a ritual, noting its beauty and significance as a poetic exercise per the Boston Transcript.
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Chiiren
Zere
Boston Transcript
Unclear dialogue about a boy and morals
A fragment from the Cleveland Plain Dealer quotes a nine year old named Jimmie. He claims higher moral influence is not tied to being a good citizen and that the speaker is afraid of the police. The passage conveys a child’s introspective remark in a casual exchange.
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Plain Dealer
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Magna Mud and Lithia Water Cure at Indiana Mineral Springs
The Magna Mud and Lithia Water Cure at Indiana Mineral Springs Indiana offers rest recreation and health for overworked professionals and rheumatism sufferers. The grounds feature scenic drives good gravel roads and ample accommodations under Major H L Kramer with a Mudlavia Magazine upon inquiry.
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Mudlavia
Fruit Diet Gains Gentle Backing From London Doctors
A London Globe report notes a shift as medical opinion softens toward fruit beverages for gout. Fruitarians gain followers among adherents while caution remains about overreliance. Doctors warn that uncooked fruit can ease some gout yet trigger headaches or attacks in long-standing cases.
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London
Uils
London Globe
Excavate Excursion Tickets On Sale Via Chicago & Eastern ILL
The Chicago & Eastern Illinois Railroad announces Home Seeker’s excursion tickets to Alabama Arkansas Florida Georgia Kentucky Louisiana Mississippi Missouri North Carolina South Carolina Tennessee Texas. One fare plus two dollars for round trip with fifteen day outbound limit and twenty one day return limit. New wide vestibibed train runs Chicago to Waco and Fort Worth daily at 1 0 p m with reclining chair cars. For details contact an agent of the railroad.
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Chicago & Eastern Illinois
Chicago & Eastern Ilinois Railroad
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Timely Suggestion From Precocious Omaha Child
A North Omaha two year old, keen to imitate adults, pronounces a request for a growler when asked about the hot room. Her parents’ beer and liquor routine, noted by a visiting prohibitionist pair, shows how quickly children absorb adult speech and habits.
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Apeuni
Omaha World-Herald
Allen's Foot-Ease powder for swollen burning feet
An advertisement touts Allen's Foot-Ease as the cure for swollen smarting burning sweating feet corns and bunions. It urges shaking the powder into shoes and says samples are free while listing 25 cents at druggists and shoe stores and mail order to Allen 8 Oluisted LeRoy NY.
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Allen
LeRoy
Thirsty Patron Questions Soda Water Charge
A Chicago Record item notes a consumer balking at paying for soda water before drinking. The attendant explains the charge, while the patron fears the drink may be more poisoned than usual.
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Chicago
Fragmented Advert Split Amid Random Phrases
A jumble of quotations and stray phrases appears from various sources including politics, fashion dyes, and classic ad copy. It mentions Putnam face less dyes and a wish list like a tent a gun and a cigar store in the back yard. It includes quotes attributed to George Washington and H. W. Beecher.
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Preddy
Indianapolis Journal
Stop Your Hair from Falling and Dandruff Cure
A sale note touts Coke Dandruff Cura promising to cure dandruff and prevent hair loss for $1.00. The ad also makes strained references to marriage as a remedy and to soothing crying infants with a carriage and a baw rolling phrase.
Ais Honor Fishes Discharged for Perjury in Court
In a disorderly conduct hearing the prisoner claimed fishing as the defense while before Judge The accused, initially charged with drunkenness, was discharged on the drunkenness charge and held for perjury after a prolonged courtroom exchange. The incident centers on the judge probing the truth of the claim and the ensuing decision.
Painful Periods Overcome by Lydia E Pinkham’s Compound
Fifty thousand women testify in grateful letters to Mrs. Pinkham about relief from painful periods. Menstruation strains a woman's vitality. if pain, irregularity, or excessive flow occur, write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn Mass, for advice.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
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