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Lees Ragevears
Gubaenners
Notine
Embrace of Time and Frail Wares in Life’s Decay
The speaker compares aging to a weary man clutching at small trifles, as time withdraws. Feeble hands hold little playthings, while a world emblem lies once more on the brow. Old age brings sorrow at Time’s call, yet cling to fragile trifles as life ebbs.
A Good Fellow In Contrast To The Clever Fellow
A good fellow differs from a clever fellow in manners and temper. The good fellow is quiet and easily led, agrees with others, and is kind to all. He is sociable, forgiving, and generous, cares for nobody yet serves everyone, and remains oblivious to his own family.
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Ike
Poor fellow and the fate of uneasy sympathy
A narrator contrasts the “good fellow” with the “poor fellow,” describing how society pitys the latter with teary smiles and stale compassion. The piece shifts to a satire of marriage norms, proposing harsh fates for wrongdoers in unions, blurring morality with social rules.
Proposed Matrimonial Enactments from 1753
The piece proposes clauses to amend the late act against clandestine marriages. It suggests that thoughtless young fools who marry without means to support themselves should be deemed petty larceny, and begins to describe the implications for a young man who marries.
Hens and Grocers Hold Meetings Over Eggs
A Boston Post snippet recounts a countryman asking grocers for egg prices. After each market meeting grocers cut their offers from 17 to 12.5 to 10 cents a dozen, while the hens also hold a meeting and refuse to lay eggs for 10 cents.
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Boston Post
Veteran Printer Keeps Pressing On at 83
The Weekly Messenger editor records a Hartford interview with Geo. Goodwin, aged eighty three, the oldest practical printer in America. He has setting type for the Connecticut Courant for over seventy years and shows no sign of retiring from his beloved trade.
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Weekly Messenger
Hartford
Geo. Goodwin
America
Hale
Connecticut Courant
Cincinnati correspondent reports landing yesterday
A correspondent of the Ohio Register in Cincinnati reports that our landing occurred yesterday and describes the event in concise terms. The note reflects a dated newspaper tone with emphasis on the arrival and immediate context.
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Ohio Register
Cincinnati
The Giant From Down the River Stuns City Crowds
A Louisville hackman named Porter ferried a seven foot six inch young man into town. The man, age 22, towers above all and seems still to grow. Bystanders, including steamboat guards, gape at the extraordinary figure as locals nickname him a developing phenomenon.
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Adam
Front Street
Louisville
Be off Girls Yankee brides promised to Mississippi men
A Jackson Mississippi letter writer urges that a thousand New England industrious Yankee girls be sent west this fall to wed Mississippi men. He claims twenty thousand New England maidens would be welcomed by Mississippians and promises husbands for hundreds. The note cites Boston Traveler as source.
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New England
Jackson
Miss
West
Boston Traveller
Breakfast in Alabama exchange with corn meal and wheat bread
A regional remark recalls a breakfast offer in Alabama where corn bread and common trimmins cost 25 cents, while wheat bread and chicken fixins run up to three bits. The speaker asks for the chicken fixins.
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Alabama
Missionaries and Spirits Bound For Sandwich Islands
A ship recently sent eight missionaries and one hundred hogsheads of ardent spirits to the Sandwich Islands to aid in converting the heathen, a voyage noted in the period’s maritime dispatches.
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Sandwich Islands
Cockney Hero and the Hotel Misadventure
An English cockney hero in a seaside village recounts a humorous scene at a hotel. The wailing maid Manny seeks aid as all beds are taken. Jack consents to share space, but North Sea trader Van Slush interrupts with a comic plea for a “commodazun” as he sleeps around, leaving Jack perplexed.
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Jack Bray
Jack
Manny
van Slush
North Sea
Dack
Comically Distorted Interview Snippet Surfaces
A garbled phonetic quote shows a speaker asking for aid with basic supplies and planning a trip, mentioning a bicycle, tobacco, whiskey, candy, and water. The fragment hints at a casual domestic conversation rather than a news event, with no clear dates or proper nouns identifiable.
Murder Ends Doctor's Intercession in Pitsylvania
A Lynchburg Virginian report describes Dr Jivel J Echols of the courthouse being fatally wounded near Berger's Store while attempting to intervene in a neighborhood disturbance involving William Bennett. Bennett was jailed to await trial after the incident.
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Pitsylvania
Eoudly
Jivel J. Echols
Court House
Berger
William Bennett
Bennett
Echols
Lynchburg
Courage on the Salem Road: Mrs Curtis Subdues Rattlesnake
Last week in the Valley near the old Boston road Mrs Curtis while gathering blackberries for Salem market faced a rattlesnake at close range. She used a small stick to pin its head and shoulders, then tied a string around its neck and carried the creature home in triumph.
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Boston Road
Curtis
Salem
Triumph
Salem Gaz
Alarming Flour Combination Threatens Market
The Buffalo Journal of the 1st claims a secret coalition of flour dealers and manufacturers is buying up the market despite high grain yields. It cites discounts totaling at least 140,000 dollars by banks for wheat purchases and alleges bank control by monopolists across several states with agents active in purchases. The piece also implicates multiple Michigan and Ohio banks and questions future bank discount reductions.
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Buffalo
N. Y
Journal of the 1St
Michigan
Sciuto
Ohio
Missioners to spur westerr banks by stringent measures
The passage records a call by official figures to deal rigorously with western banks and to spur them into action, warning they will not align with certain measures and urging oversight of their speculative practices.
Dangerous Experiment Endangers Fisherman in England
A intoxicated fisherman attempted to provoke an adder by sticking out his tongue and using a red object as bait. The snake bit him severely, causing his mouth to swell and protrude, nearly killing him.
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England
Wooden Nutmegs Outdone and Counterfeit Honey
A Yankee peddler offered prime northern strained honey as a comfort item in the county. Grocers and families bought it, but it proved to be a chalk soda molasses compound manufactured somewhere in Vermont.
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Norwalk
The Man Who Could Sleep So Little Found
A noted author cites a famed reporter with exceptional endurance for wakefulness. He supposedly never slept more than four hours in twenty four for twenty years and even completed a 100 night day stretch in 1534 without lying down. The account notes he slept only in fits while in an arm chair and asks if he is married.
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Wordsworth
Bedfordshire
Sayeth Hol
Come Friend and the Creditor Over Money
The passage presents a dialogue where a creditor demands a debtor’s money with urgency. A confrontation arises as a French gentleman is challenged about honesty, with the debtor accused of bending the truth and a quick retort about lying being denied. The exchange captures sharp wit and social tension in a compact street scene.
Father and son debate self defense in playful quip
A boy questions if it is right to strike back after being struck. The father affirms self defense as lawful. The boy then vows a playful jab at his father, framing the point with humor about a future counterstrike.
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