Urgent Withdrawn Urge Causing Congress Run Fearful Disorder
A humorous medical sketch depicts a patient with uncontrollable urges to kiss babies and mislead others, tracing compulsions from public promises to political ambitions. The doctor diagnoses Et ego post Wal terum Jonesium et Mortuus est, a fictitious Latin illness driving a write-in style campaign craze affecting many. The piece notes a looming April 30 primary and lists contact for further information.
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