Super Bowl VI Cartoonish Primer From Geneseo Column
Tom Weatherwax offers humorous football slang and definitions for nonfans to grasp Super Bowl VI. The piece riffs on halftime acts, player roles, and common game terms with playful, era-specific jokes and college-town flavor.
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Geneseo
All
America
Gibson City
Garber
Sue
New Year's resolutions from unnamed high school students
A wall of unprinted answers shows varied aims from students and staff. Entries include food requests, better school effort, quitting chewing tobacco, avoiding Poland, stopping drinking, finishing started jobs, improving coordination, loving Debbie, and other quirky pledges.
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Walt Stepnakowski
Mike L
Gary 5
Julie J
Mark W
Pete S
Jo Lynn
Victor R
Ray C
Poland
Clara C
Sharon S
Mike BD
Mr. Paris
Edwin W
Resolutions for 1972 and their humorous targets
A satirical list mocks 1972 resolutions by naming figures from politics, education and entertainment. It parodies aims from restoring mustaches to stopping sensational stories, with lines like Van Wyke growing a mustache and Nixon clarifying himself, finishing with Beveridge and Queen Elizabeth.
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van Wyke
Tinley
Mr. Gibble
Mr. Mumford
Little Caesar
Mr. Kirchner
Westfall
Mckenzie
Kradle
Steeley
Richard Nixon
Spiro Agnew
Martha Mitchell
Spiro
Queen Elizabeth
Lance Rentzel
Odds and Ends puzzle and miscellany by Bill Colson
A collage of trivia and skits from a 1960s column. It wallows in averages about TV watching and income, folds in a five man poker puzzle with brands and cigarette counts, a humor piece about Doug Fitzgerald and The Script, a spoof Santa list for notable figures, a police case about a Dixon boy swallowing a bag, and a science fiction cannon that could alter Earth orbit. It closes with Leap Year notes and cheeky future topics.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bill Colson
T.V
Fitzgerald
Smith
Doug
W. P. Agnew
Martha Mitchell
John Mitchell
Ralph Nader
Nader
George Bush
Dixon
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Martha
Diane
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Lisa
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Garber Boys
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Fat Albert
Rover
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Debbie
Kathy Z
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Brown
Jones
Perkins
Riley
Turner
Doug Fitzgerald
Mike Smith
Mr. Smith
Lucille Ball
Merle D. Johnson
Johnson
Lauris Grabeski
J. W. Hyhanded
William E. Peterson
Peterson
Death Valley
B.C
Julius Caesar
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