Strange Medley of Prose and Plots from a Curious Era
A string of satirical and nonsensical snippets covers topics from Esperanto and asbestos safety to aviation, fashion shifts, and cultural observations. Wry quips poke at civilization, language, and modern life, mixing puns, misheard phrases, and cultural clichés across locations like Paris, Washington, and New York, with references to politics, crime, and consumer life.
A Piles for the Conservation of Common Sense
Col George Harvey writes in the North American Review urging calm analysis of America’s unrest and urging government balance between business and people. He praises patriotism taught to youth, vows against corruption, and says conservation of natural resources hinges on applying common sense nationwide.
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George Harvey
The
North American Review
America
Harvey
Inod
Republic
Fire Chief's Notice on Leave Requests in Jersey City
Metropolitan Magazine reports Jer sey City Fire Chief John Conway posted a printed notice at fire headquarters listing leave reasons such as grandmothers funerals lame back house cleaning moving sore throat and other indispositions. Requests must be handed in by ten o clock the morning of the time.
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John Conway
Jersey City
Samarkand’s Glories Faded from World Power to Decay
An old essay reflects on Samarkand in Russian Turkestan as once a beacon of architecture, scholarship, and empire under Tamerlane. Now five centuries of decline leave mosques dilapidated, domes stripped, and few new constructions, with Islam portrayed as waning outside Constantinople and Cairo.
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Samarkand
Russian
Turkistan
Bokhars
Asia
Russian Turkestan
London
Paris
Vienna
Athens
Rome
Germany
Igtims
Tamerlane
Volga
Danube
Ganges
Indian Devan
Polar Sea
Constantinople
Cairo
Bokhara
Damascus
Boston
Babylon
What Alaskan Indians smoke
Seattle Washington reports on strange substitutes for tobacco used by Alaska coast Indians and farmers. It notes pipefuls of pepper soaked wood shavings, tomatoes and potato leaves, rhubarb, beets and garden sage leaves as alternatives. Excess leads to headaches, stupor, exhaustion, and sometimes insanity or death.
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Seattle
Wash
Alaska
They Own Cincinnati Claim Land From Washington War Grant
Descendants of George Washington opened probate for his will after 107 years to prove they own much of Cincinnati’s land. They allege a congressional grant to Washington as partial payment for Revolutionary War service. They claim original ceded land documents exist, overlooked at his death when the land held little value.
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Cincinnati
George Washington
City of
Congress
Washington
State Round About Appeals Court Opens First Day
The Kentucky Appeals Court sessions began with Chief Justice Barker presiding and all associate judges present. No opinions were issued on the first day, only a few motions were considered as customary. Attorney General Breathitt filed for rehearing in the Commonwealth v Cammack case challenging the constitutionality of constituting Tegwar circuit judges as special judges with extra compensation. The court took the motion under advisement.
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Barker
Breathit
Commonwealth
Cammack
Tegwar
Forty Thousand Improperly Allowed by County Books
Fayette county fiscal court met to review the American Audit Co report on five and a half years ending Jan 1, 1910. The audit cost about 7,500 with 1,600 returned so far and total recoveries estimated near 39,000. About 40,000 was improperly allowed or paid due to erroneous laws, clerical errors, or overcharges. about 9,000 has been recovered already.
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Lexington
Fayette County
American Audit Co
Lightning strikes statue at Lexington cemetery
Henry Clay statue shattered by lightning in Lexington cemetery. Memorial unveiled in July replacing a prior monument struck in July 1908. Storm caused about 50 000 in damage, disabled fire alarms across the city, and disrupted telegraph and phone service. Five inches of rain fell and reports of damage and one death in Central Kentucky. In Fleming county a couple in Hillaboro, 614 rear Ford and his wife were injured.
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Lexington
Henry Clay
Kentucky
Hillaboro
Fleming County
Rear Ford
Christians In Session Address State Christian Church Convention
Owensboro reports the state convention of the Christian church in Kentucky with 300 delegates. President W. L. Bills opened sessions. welcome by Rev. M. G. Buckner of Owensboro. response by Mrs. John Gay of Versailles. Rev. Joseph W. Hagin of Indianapolis preached the annual sermon. A pardon petition seeks release for T. S. Anderson, imprisoned for eighteen months over a bank statement issue. Anderson, 57, has served much of his term at Lilyville penitentiary.
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Owensboro
The
Christian Church
Kyle
Petsiom
Kentucky
W. £. Bills
Cynthiana
Charles J. Gawson
Newport
HD. Clarke
Mt. Sterling
M. G. Buckner
Mra
John Gay
Versailles
Lato Milcslimnary Board
State Bible Society
Joseph W. Hagin
Indianapolis
Ind
Sen
T. 8
Anderfl
Daviess County Bank and Trust Co
Anderson
Lilyville
Peutor
Bitten by Mad Dog Hurts Henderson Merchant
Henderson merchant W. Haynes and his wife were bitten by a young dog at Smits Mills during a rabid-appearing incident. Mrs Haynes seized the dog to free her wrist and felt the dog sink its teeth before her husband pulled it away. The dog was killed after the attack.
Governors to Be Entertained In Frankfort Conference
Maine’s new Democratic governor Frederick Plaisted will attend the governors conference in Frankfort. Ohio’s Gov Harmon and other Democratic governors are expected, with plans for a grand reception at the governor’s mansion and a banquet. Louisville and Lexington prepare special entertainments including a barbecue in Lexington. Tickets may be five dollars per plate, limited to 250, with novel features akin to Gridiron dinners. Governors meet in Frankfort on November 29 and stay until November 30, visiting stock farms in the county before the reception.
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Frankfort
Maine
Fovernor
Frederick K. Phaisied
Lexington
Louisville
Gov. Harmon
Ohio
Kentucky
Plaisted
Gov. Willson
Washington
Mrs.Harmon
Willson
Marshall
Indiana
Democrats
Republic
Timber firm forms in Commonwealth Whitestorg
Corporate venture led by Samuel Collins and D J Day aims to buy sell and develop timber along the Lexington and Eastern railroad line with capital of 10000. The report also notes infant deaths in Chicago and Kentucky locals including Pryman Fryman and others, plus plans for Stearns Coal and Lumber Co consolidation and a Frankfort murder verdict. Louisville hosts Daughters of the Confederacy convention for three days starting October 12.
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Whitestorg
White Oak Lumber Co
Samuel Collins
D. J. Day
Lexington & Eastern
Louisville
Martha
Raged & Weeks
Robert
Douglas Snyder
Chicago
Snyder
Ciy
EB. J. Moyer
Cynthiana
Berthenia
Pryman
Alet
Fryman
Somerset
Stearns Lumber Co
Stearns Coal Co
Rock Creek Coal Co
Pulaski and
Whitley
Stearns Coal and Lumber Co
Uence
Roger Warren
Warren
Frankfort
Hophinsville
Kentucky &Tennessee Trmctron Co
Hopkinsville
Guthrie
Pembroke
Trenton
Kentucky Division
United Daughters of the Confederacy
Sesaions
Galt House
Lancaster
Clay Walker
Lancaster Central Record
Loulayilla & Nashville
Rasimond
Colin Garrard County
Ib Ll. Walker
Air ‘Cult
Man Yon’s My Eye Nad Liver Pills Distinction
Conversation humorously compares a pictured man to a father figure, with a cartoonish exchange about resemblance and the effect of pills. The dialogue captures a playful portrait of mistaken identity and family likeness in a single panel.
Plerp's Appetite and a Curl of Memory in Food lore
The piece blends nostalgia for J. P. Morgen Sr as a trencherman of corned beef and cabbage with a nod to his mathematical prowess in Germany. It hints at mortality of choices between academic life in Heidelberg and American culinary love, while a tangential soap ad comment suggests bedding cleanliness and a boast about a soap brand.
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Plerp
J. P. Morgen, Sr
Morgan
Teutons
Heidelberg
New York Press
Saucy Soldier's Banter Echoes From Nashville Banquet
Col. Robert C. Carter recalls campaign comrades at a Nashville banquet. He mentions Dash of Company A as the nastiest tongued man in the regiment. A rough tale follows of Private Dash foraging a rich estate and asking for food, meeting gentle resistance and a dawning insult.
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Robert C. Carter
Nashville
Dash
Company A
Dask
Wanted Public Want Ads for Gentlemen Financial Partners
Public Want Ads offer positions for financiers to back dividend checks and supply halves of colleges and libraries with no regular hours. Appeals include high earnings, no brains required, all expenses paid, and Beach in winter imagery. Seeks stockholders to manage food supply and curb overindulgence in a humorous, satirical tone.
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Adirondacies
Mer
Grape Nuts Praise From Mother and Family
A mother recounts how her weak digestion child improved after adopting Grape Nuts breakfast and supper. She notes husband’s health, a friend’s rickets case improved, and urges others to try the cereal while recommending The Road to Wellville.
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Aries
Wellville
Janaim
Reanen
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