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Newspaper

Spring Valley Gazette

Location

Spring Valley, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Nov 25, 1920

Page

2

Spring Valley Cazette Postage Notice

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The Wall Paper Story of a Changeful Spring

A talking wall paper and living pictures discuss spring cleaning as a metaphor for renewal. The wallpaper laments sadness in spring for being unchanged while others are refreshed, yet finds happiness when fresh wallpaper arrives, revealing a playful tale about change and growth.

Olean ARS Wall Paper

Harding Sets Goal to Surround Cabinet with Business Leaders

The new president says the cabinet will be composed of representative men who have proven themselves, reflecting the nation’s spirit and enterprise. He emphasizes entrusting government functions to capable individuals aligned with United States greatness.

Panstor Harding United States

The League Opens with Early Tensions

The League of Nations begins its first session amid a heated atmosphere as delegates clash over safeguards to prevent war. The piece urges restraint to keep the assembly from bloodshed and to focus on peace.

League of Nations League

Mexican Trade Outlook Hits Record 300 Million

U S trade with Mexico is projected to reach 300 million this year, a historic high and nearly triple the level of five years ago. The piece argues peaceful prosperity benefits Mexico, reducing unrest more than enforcement or force.

United States Mexico

The President's Future

The article argues there will be no opposition to any proposition shaping the retiring president's future. It singles out Wilson as the most opposed figure and suggests his retirement ends the opposition. It calls for Congress to provide for ex presidents financially upon leaving office to avoid hardship.

United States Wilson Congress

Road Building Must Begin Soon If Illinois Is To Improve

The piece urges the governor to resume the road building program tied to a $60,000,000 bond issue. It argues Illinois roads are the worst in the nation and compares unfavorably with Indiana, calling for immediate action to attract tourism and boost the state’s fortunes. It emphasizes the stake for the Midwest and the need for a prompt start when weather allows.

Illinois Middle-West Indiana Certai

Rats Bite Through Metal Feed Bins Says Ad

An old advertisement claims rats chewed through zinc feed bins last year causing 18 dollars in losses. It touts RAT SNAP as a proven killer, noting a collie dog avoids it. Available in three sizes 35c 65c and 1.25 dollars, sold by Fer and Cummng and Thompson Drug Co.

Fer and Cummng and Thompson Drug Co

Out of Date Phrase Sparks Social Jibe

A terse social quip notes Ann’s registration and age, with a sharp line about it being a back number. The exchange highlights attitudes toward age and interest in a humorous domestic moment.

Ann

Treekon T's Rare Duck Collection Includes Boswell Autograph

Mr Newrox touts Treekon T's priceless duck collection with autographs. He boasts a scarce item, Boswell's Life of Johnson, bearing Doctor Johnson's own signature on the flyleaf, found after a long search by his agent.

Mr. Newrox Boswell John On Doctor Johnson

Dancing Masters Return To Old Steps After Local Reputation

Palmer Corntessel notes the Dancing Masters’ association will revert to traditional steps. He warns that the restless summer boarders' dances harmed the area’s reputation for malanga.

Vin Glad Palmer Corntessel Dancing Masters’ Association

The Way of St. Mary and the Lamb Joke

A reader delivers a wry quip about a surgery bill and a misread menu. The piece ends with a playful jab as Mary notes the order contains mostly peas, twisting a nursery line for humor.

St. Mary Mary

Forgotten crank sparks camera man’s eerie confession

In a playful excerpt from Film Fun, a camera man admits he forgot to turn the crank while watching Miss Tilmite perform, claiming he became engrossed in the act and didn’t notice the oversight.

Quote exchange on thinking before speaking

A humorous dialogue exchanges quips about prudence in speech. The speaker jokes that his wife would need to think twice before talking, eliciting laughter from the other participant. The brief scene captures light social banter and a domestic tease.

Devout Wish Reveals Marital Strife and Loss

A terse exchange shows a husband noting his wife’s constant criticisms and then reveals she is dead. The dialogue hints at grief and unresolved bitterness within a troubled marriage.

Her Wise Objection in a Wall Ears Joke

A humorous exchange about talking on a wall telephone. Patience laments talking into a telephone fixed to a wall. Patrice quips that walls have ears, highlighting the comic premise.

Patience Patrice

Universal Peace Debate Sparks Political Clash

A man argues against universal peace as a political dispute heats up on a hot day. He contends that true peace would not come while political contention continues.

Very Likely Astute Lawyer Debate on Adverse Legislation

A witty exchange contrasts a business magnate with a lawyer on state risk from hostile laws. The lawyer quips that the worst state is one of perpetual suspicion, prompting talk of regulatory pressures and strategic legal planning.

The First Trick and Threats of a Scareproof Terrorist

A wry exchange contrasts Eve’s clever deception with a lemon over an apple. A heated remark about marriage money hints at future anxieties over a wealthy spouse. A brief note on terrorism suggests a cautious approach, urging the would be attacker to prove influence and be scareproof before action.

Poet Corner Sparks Witty Banter in Quiet Exchange

Briggs jokes about a weekend at the Gilders with Griggs who trades a shabby sweater for a new one. Judge muses on reading The poet's corner as the others quip that poets may need more pep than a corner offers.

Briggs the Gilder’s Griggs Judge

Couldn't Be Over One Nora-l Joke Exchange

A light exchange about marriage counts and happiness as Nora laments the number of young men unhappy at her marriage while Dora quips that she can marry only one man.

Nora—l Dora

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