Cart Confusion Spirals Through Grocery Aisles
Gary Marx humorously details repetitive cart mix ups in a supermarket, where a 5-foot-2, 60-year-old woman with a sack of potatoes and a polite college student trigger mistaken carts. The narrator frets over a possible disorder, notes a chicken misplacement, and finally encounters another mix up with a fellow shopper.
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Community notes on charity stocking raffle and college strikes
A bank Christmas stocking fundraiser benefits the American Cancer Society Relay For Life with items donated by Anna State Bank employees and a Dec 14 raffle date. Parallel items include graduate assistants at the University of Illinois planning a two day strike over bargaining unit status.
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Verse from James 4 17
A biblical admonition citing that to know good and fail to act is sin. The verse from James 4 17 emphasizes personal duty to perform righteous deeds when known.
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Reading gap and poverty hinder student achievement
The piece argues test scores reflect more than school quality, highlighting income and parental literacy as key factors. It calls for leadership across government and communities to raise both student and parent educational levels, warning against relying on testing alone and urging aggressive, sustained progress. Former U.S. Senator Paul Simon invites public comments via psimon siu.edu.
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