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Newspaper

Smithville News

Location

Smithville, Indiana, United States of America

Date

Dec 05, 1908

Page

2

Mercy Standwell Saves Town From Pirate Raid

Mercy Standwell feeds the intruders and delays them as pirates raid her home during a Thanksgiving service. She arms villagers by keeping the attackers busy with food, while soldiers arrive to rescue captured kin. Robert Wade is later found alive, causing town relief and cheers.

Mercy Standwell Mercy Turbell Paclés Robert Wade Standwell Blackamoor Wade Frank H. Sweet

Noted Gambler’s Big Wins Spotlighted in Tit Bits

The piece highlights a high roller linked to Lord Rosslyn’s unreliable system and Viscount Villiers who recently wed Lady Cynthia Needham. It recalls a £32,000 single-session coup two years earlier and Villiers’s fondness for Monte Carlo gambling tables amid one of the era’s great win streaks.

Lord Rosslyn Viscount Villiers Cynthia Needham

It Was All Right Duke Decides A Course Of Action

The poor but proud duke faced a turning point as he weighed responsibility and lot in life. He considered fate and duty, seeking a path that would balance personal pride with public expectations.

Language clash in a cheeky correspondence

A humorous exchange is quoted where a suitor writes to a father claiming his daughter as the family flower. The father's witty reply mocks his writing and implies a culinary pun about flour and dough, ending with a lighthearted putdown from Chicago News.

Chicago News

Isinglass from dried fish bladders described

Isinglass is produced from the dried swimming bladders of fish. The waterproofing and clarifying properties of this gelatinous substance are noted in historical descriptions.

Sunflower Philosophy in Everyday Witty Sayings

A column of pithy maxims from the Atchison Globe offering homespun wisdom on marriage pride envy and social habits. It notes how fame wealth and gender roles shape behavior with humorous dated proverbs and homely observat ions.

Antwerp Tower Tryst Ends With Rescue And Reconciliation

Frances Deere and her suitor Ben Ripley argued atop Antwerp’s cathedral tower but lingered to gaze at the Scheldt landscape. When Frances slipped, Ben saved her and later vanished to England. The next day she learns he survived a sea mishap, and he reappears to join her in Brussels, sealing a rekindled bond.

Frances Laura Ben Ripley Antwerp Frances Deere Ben America Banbury Road Oxford New York England Brussels Rotterdam

Two Clergymen Debate Sermon Structure in Story

In a Southern state two clergymen discuss sermon writing. One notes the intro and conclusion as the hard parts. They recall a sermon at Brother Morely’s installation and a later peroration, joking that they were far apart in distance.

Brother Morely

Pudding Probe Proves Pudding Is Ready

The green cook Norah asks how to tell when the pudding is cooked. The mistress tells her to stick a knife in and if clean, serve. She adds that if the knife is clean you might try more knives in the pudding.

Norah Philadelphia Ledger

Impossible Housemaid Ends in Comic Quarrel

A witty exchange contrasts Bronson's cobweb painting with a housemaid’s failed sweep, noting there may have been an artist but never such a housemaid. The dialogue hints at a humorous misunderstanding without chronicling any real event.

Bronson Johnson

Coffee Beans Informed Buyers Seek Male Beans For Best Brand

A curious note suggests some customers believe coffee beans come in male and female varieties and that choosing the male beans ensures superior flavor. The claim appears as a playful or speculative remark about coffee selection.

Conversations on Gossip and Listener Psychology

A witty exchange cites a woman who gossips to find a listener because she cannot gossip about the listener. Miss Cayenne remarks that gossiping to someone implies she is not gossiping about them, framing gossip as a social dynamic.

Miss Cayenne Washington Star

Man Loses Store Over Fashion Delusion And Overshoes

A Kansas City shopkeeper boasting Paris goods misread his town. Customers ignored his fashions until a woman asked for men s overshoes revealing the gap between stock and demand. He ends by selling out, admitting failure.

Kansas City Paris

Court demands proof in breach suit over diary numbers

Mary Ann and her mother present a comically inflated ledger of promises letters and diary headings to a lawyer as they seek $50 000 damages for breach of promise The exchange cites thousands of times for terms like darling and angel and the couple’s imagined counts of kisses squeezes and moonlight walks Tit Bits notes the melodrama of a breach case.

Mary Ann Darling Woodbine Cottage John Henry

Italian bankers and early negotiable securities origin

The Lombard bankers who settled in England in the 16th century pioneered bills of exchange and promissory notes but did not introduce TOUs. TOUs were a distinctly British invention and were rarely seen as valuable or negotiable.

Lombardy England Tou

Miss Boxley and the Fortune Hunter Dialogue

The foxy fortune hunter asks Miss Boxley to marry, while she, the homely heiress, coyly questions the proposal. He casually notes it could be a good deal if the match succeeds, in a brief, sly exchange typical of a humorous aside.

Boxley

Daughter reveals long courting as mother jokes about engagement

In a Houston Post excerpt a mother questions Mr Slo bey’s courtship of her daughter. The daughter confirms nearly two years of courting and reveals he proposed last night. The tone is light and informal, reflecting domestic wit.

Mr. Slobey Houston Post

A Willing Worker

A humorous quip notes Bill’s willingness to work and Jill’s remark that he never refuses work, reflecting a light political or social cartoon tone from the Yonkers Statesman.

Bill Jill

Life. Knicker-Wisdom Comes Too Late

A fragment from the New York Sun notes irony that practical wisdom often arrives after growth of lungs, implying delayed usefulness in life. The brief quote reflects a wry, concise tone.

New York Sun

Thanksgiving Day Reflections From The Sunny South

A reflective column extols Thanksgiving as an American festival uniting diverse faiths in gratitude. It lauds the holiday’s agricultural roots, national reach, and blessings from providence, urging all citizens to observe the day with reverence and unity.

Grandpa's Thanksgiving on the Farm

A nostalgic poem recalling old Thanksgiving days at Grandpa's farm with Aunt Lou. The speaker cherishes family meals, chicken pies, songs, and legends shared long ago, even as memory links past warmth to present longing.

Grandpa Aunt Lou

Thanksgiving Favors Painted in Paper Mache Shapes

Boxes in many shapes for Thanksgiving filled with small candies or nuts. Papier mache turkeys pumpkins and vegetables modeled as decorations. Doll heads dressed as Puritan figures or Pilgrim fathers. Witches and corn bead necklaces as festive ornaments. Quotations from New England poets or patriotic speeches suggested for quotes.

New England

Natural Supposition On A Freight Car Gossip

A Chicago Tribune quote recalls a bizarre scene where a man climbs a freight car in pajamas and lathers his face with a whitewash brush while attempting to shave with a cleaver. The remark notes disbelief at reporting him to police, suggesting a joke about a freak election bet.

Chicago Tribune

Old Reliable Turkeys and Sausage Trade Talk

In rustic street dialogue Si and Mrs Catkin discuss their Thanksgiving turkeys and a dead fowl from July. Mr Corncrib jokes they will swap for prime pork sausage as they plan future purchases.

Waiter to Chef: Do One to Frazzle

A Detroit Free Press style cartoon caption shows a diner asking for steak well done. The waiter tells the chef to "do one to frazzle" in a humorous exchange. The quip reflects slang and kitchen banter of the era.

Detroit Free Press

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