Bidon News Bits From The Standard At Beton South Dakota
A jumble of satirical notes and curious items from The Standard by C C Knappen. World oddities mix with local quirks, jokes about money and education, and short dispatches on butter bans, starling imports, and marriage disputes.
Soldier Safe On Pass Road Bill Setstle Dispute
Reported early returns show a faction favoring the bill with 50 votes to 12, all insured, supporting Boston youth. The Gents side with Madriz and affirmatives. Lines agree to withdraw as incomplete returns crease until I. C. C. indicates Egan Carked is empowered, the primaries.
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Egan Carked
Assurances mark progress in Nicaragua case and rail deal
Reports from Washington say a negotiated outcome between the United States and Nicaragua over Pittman’s fate and Zelaya's actions has been reached, with assurances Pittman will be treated fairly and a court martial not ordered. A White House conference also yielded a compromise with Western trunk railroads to suspend rate increases until the new interstate commerce law takes effect, balancing government oversight with railroad protections.
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Washinton
Waalindton
Moline Government of
Nieue
Naeles Maliow
Ie Inter
Maen
Econdatee
Denw
Ernie Nape
Nate Sinn
Yale
Wetrada
Wieder
Joreo Ad Cannon
Iias
Franvixeo Altkehul
Nicaragwin
New Orleans
Coven
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Managua
Pittman
State Department
Edwin F. Pittman
Cambridge
Maas
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Tess
Irias
Greytown
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Conwol Olivares
Bluellelis
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Western Trunk Lines Association
White House
Jinet
Uecomes i
Trosilent
Tatereuyonm
Ube
Brown
New York Central Raiload
McCrea
Pennsylvania
Eastern
General Territory
Taft
Interstate Commerce Commission
Interstate Commerce Comilesion
Abernethy Boys Resume Ride to Meet Roosevelt
Louis and Temple Abernethy, ages 9 and 6, sons of U.S. Marshal Jack Abernethy, continue their unaccompanied cross country ride from Oklahoma toward New York to meet Col. Roosevelt. They averaged about 50 miles daily since leaving Oklahoma, spent a week sightseeing in Washington, visited President Taft, and met Speaker Cannon before resuming their journey.
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Washington
D. C
Oklahoma
New York
Col. Roosevelt
Louis
Temple Abernethy
United States
Jack" Abernethy
Wolf Hunter
National
Taft
Speaker Cannon
American Missionaries drown near Bombay in Gulf of Cambay
Miss W Williams and Howard Bishop missionaries of the American Baptist Society were drowned while sea bathing in the Gulf of Cambay at Bulsar north of Bombay. Bishop died attempting to save Williams. Bishop's home is Ames Iowa.
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Crown
Bombay
Miss W. Williams
Howard Bishop
American Baptist Society
Gulf of Cambay
Bulsar
Bishop
Ames
Woman shoots auto salesman at Libby train scene
Passengers near Libby Montana heard a pistol report as a striking woman aimed a revolver at Reese Prosser an Auto Motors salesman from Beattie formerly Cleveland who fell dead. The attacker was Prosser's former wife.
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Beattle
Libby
Mont
bin Deat
Reese Prosser
Beattie
Cleveland, C
Wireless men form union in New York
The wireless telegraphers announce a new Wireless Division of the Commercial Telegraphers union. Officers report a president will be elected in Chicago next week. About 900 wireless operators are employed by commercial companies.
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New York
N. Y
Wireless Telegraphers
Commercial Telegraphers Union
Wireless Division
Commercial Telegrapher's Union
Chicago
Explosion Kills Twenty Five At Devils Slide Quarry
An explosion at the Union Port land Cement works quarry in Devils Slide near Ogden Utah killed twenty five workmen today. Rescue efforts were undertaken as authorities investigated the cause and scope of the disaster.
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Ogden
Utah
Union Portland Cement Works
Devils Slide
Moving Grand Calumet River Bed for Coke Ovens
Dredges are digging a new river bed four quarts of a mile south in Gary Indiana to clear space for United States Steel coke ovens built beside the blast furnaces. Meanwhile Wade H Ellis chairman of the Republican state committee in Columbus Ohio is confined to a hotel bed with acute indigestion and may need an operation.
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Chicago
Illinois
Gary
Ind
Grand Calumet
United Etates Steel Corporation
Tte
Ellie
Columbus
Ohio
H. Ellis
Republican State Committee
Kellner inquest postponed in Louisville case
Alma Kellner inquest postponed until Wednesday as evidence remains insufficient. The suspect arrested at Bowling Green and brought to Louisville proved not Wend ling. Large depot crowd had gathered to view the prisoner and police dispersed the gathering. Amateur airborne accident in New York as Gifford Harmon is shakily unseated from his plane at Mineola. Curtiss testified as an observer to the crash.
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Louisville
Alma Kellner
Duncan
Bowling Green
New York
N. Y
Gifford B. Harmon
Mineola
L. I
Glenn H. Curtiss
Daily Market Report from Chicago Minneapolis and Duluth
Cattle steady to higher with beef cows calves and stockers listed. Hogs lower to mixed with heavy and good to choice ranges. Sheep steady to firm natives yearlings lambs noted with price bands. Also updates from Minneapolis Duluth and South St. Paul markets for wheat corn oats rye flax and barley with latest bid prices.
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Chicago
Twin City
Minneapolis
Duluth
South St. Paul
Resignation Withdrawn and Illness Casts Shadow on Leaders
Copenhagen Denmark Premier Zable withdraws resignation of his ministry at king’s request amid cabinet formation woes. Atlanta Georgia Senator Tillman, crippled by rheumatism, arrives for treatment after a severe relapse.
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Copenhagen
Denmark
Zable
Frederick
Sen
Tillman
Atlanta
Georgia
United Baton
Benjamin R. ‘Tillman
South Carolina
Court of Customs Appeals Opens Hearings in Washington
The Court of Customs Appeals began hearing cases on its docket in Washington. Already these number several score. The tribunal has jurisdiction over appeals from the board of general appraisers.
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Court of Customs Appeals Ope
Washington, D. C
Scandinavian Liner Refloated After Shoreing at Christiansand
The Scandinavian American liner United States, which ran aground in the Fjord near Christiansand, Norway, last Saturday, was refloated and towed back to Copenhagen.
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Christiansand
Norway
United States
Copenhagen
Dean's Kidney Pills Promote Permanent Kidney Cure
An old time ad claims backache and urinary troubles stem from weak kidneys and touts Dean's Kidney Pills as a permanent cure. Testimonial from J N Markham of Montesano Wash describes dropsy, swollen body, and back pain improving after using the pills. Also mentions 50 cents a box and Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY. Clergyman quote about marriage.
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Dean
J. N. Markham
Montesano
Wash
Doan’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Harvard and Artemus Ward Echoes in Idle Gossip
A late 19th century column notes Harvard College in casual barroom slang on School Street and mentions Artemus Ward’s Bowdoin letter. It quips about parental hopes for a humorist, and recalls a New York Authors’ Club remark on graft, wealth, and honor being seen as synonymous in America.
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Harvard College
Parker's
School Street
Poopila
Artemus, Jr
Bowdoin College
Maine
Bowdoin
Alara
Artemus Ward
Myra Kelley
Authors’ Club
New York
Carnegie
America
Widened at the Expense of the Corporation Joke
A Washington Heights milk dealer recalls his eight year old son Willie visiting the country and lampooning Uncle Hezekiah milking a cow by noting he has finished two faucets and begun the other two. A rotund alderman also wanders with a placard reading Widened at the expense of the corporation.
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Willie
Hezekiah
Hezzie
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