Quotations and Notes From The Standard Humor Page
An assortment of witty snippets and brief notices from The Standard's page. The prose covers literary figures, fashion, science, and society with satirical quips about Queen Alexandra, Lord Harmsworth, Osler, Amundsen, Sienkiewicz, and Sarah Bernhardt. It references marriage, aging, and cultural trivia, presented in a light, reflected tone of commentary.
New York Bank Plans $275,000 Building and Housing for Employee
A New York savings bank intends to construct a $275,000 building and provide homes for its unmarried employee under his own roof. The arrangement is said to preclude excuses for not being on hand at the opening of business.
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New York Savings Bank
Furigh
Peng
Washington News Summary of Navy and Public Affairs
Washington reports the death of Commander Willlin Allen at the naval home in Philadelphia and details a range of government and public matters. It cites a postal law complaint against a Frankfort Kentucky figure, naval actions saving sailors near Nantucket, a pardon for Pan Hy McDonald, and various foreign and domestic incidents including fires, poisonings, robberies, riots, and notable deaths across the United States.
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Naval Service
Post Office Department
Frankfort
Nantucket
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Azardias
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McDonald
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General Steamboat Inspection Service
George Uhler
Coast region leaders and incidents from a tragic year
Former U S Senator Bard suffered serious injuries in a runaway near Oxnard California. A fire destroyed the Vannuy's Broadway Hotel in Los Angeles causing an estimated $250000 loss. John Gordon, son of U S Gordon, died at Sullivan Indiana from injuries in a football game ten days earlier. Harry Collison, banker at Rantoul and Thomasboro Michigan, was struck by a train and killed. Robert McFall and Clarence Misner aged six and eight were drowned near Terre Haute while skating. bodies recovered. The Marquette Third VeIn Coal shaft near Spring Valley Illinois burned. loss about $250000 with no insurance. John Casey, 28, killed and George Ward fatally injured by premature explosion in Sunnyside coal mine near Evansville Indiana. Max Lichtenfeld found dead in Meriden Connecticut. beer wager linked. John K Grested and Kerton W Atwell blown to aroma at Cedar Bluff West Virginia by exploding dynamite. Three trainmen killed in a crash on Philadelphia and Reading Railroad at Parkomen Junction Pennsylvania. A milk train crash in Reading division. Martin Gallagher, elderly inmate at Oakland California infirmary, found dead with feet caught on barbed wire and face in mud. A bromide gas tank exploded at Salvation Army barracks in Chicago fatally injuring Capt Follett. Two young children of Mr and Mrs George Fayette burned to death at Miller's Mill Michigan. infants smothered in high chair. mother locked them in for confinement and a fire is suspected started by a child playing with matches.
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Crushing Blow for the Reds Government
A crushing blow hits the Reds government as officials face setback amid political turmoil. The event jolts policymakers and raises questions about future leadership and stability in the capital.
Revolt Crushed as Russia Faces New Strikes and Riots
December reports from St. Petersburg Moscow Riga and Washington describe a collapsed uprising in which revolutionary groups failed to gain traction. Officials foresee renewed terror while peasants threatened by land hunger seek concessions. Troops are deployed to Moscow Rostov Kharkov and other centers as strikes and clashes escalate with hundreds killed or wounded in several encounters.
Hydrophobia Panic Strikes Sioux City
Sioux City Iowa end of year terror as hydrophobia scare returns. Ten people bitten last night four seriously. about thirty dogs bitten. Mayor’s week old order to muzzle dogs largely ignored though dog culls continue. One dog found with lockjaw.
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Iowa
Five Men Escape Posses After Fatal Woundings
Toledo December 31 five men who mortally wounded Marshal Thornton remain at large after breaking through the net around a thicket between Toledo and Perrysburg The man hunt has been renewed.
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Toledo
Marshal Thornton
Here
Perrysburg
Death in Capital Cave-In at Bank Building Site
At the site of the new National Metropolitan Citizens' bank building in Washington a cave-in yesterday left an Italian laborer dead and two other workmen injured. Investigations continue into the accident and rescue efforts.
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Capital
Washington
National Metropolitan Citizens’ Bank
Lsborer
Inquisitors Close Insurance Probe in New York
York Dec 31 The legislative committee on insurance investigation adjourned last night completing the review of the last of the old line companies. Today the session will present numerous exhibits not yet prepared by several companies to be marked for identification after witness introductions.
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W York
Legislative Committee On Insurance
United States Life Insurance Company
Manhattan Life Insurance Company
Stokes
Life Ivsurance Clu
New York
Robert Wightman
Crisis Near in Santo Domingo as Forces Gather
Washington reports growing danger in Santo Domingo with President Morales’s forces near Jainia and Jimimists moving from Monte Christi toward Santiago. San Domingo City is anxious as a small revolutionary force concentrates at Guayabin near Puerto Plata.
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Washington
Santo Domingo
Department, of State
Dawson
San Domingo
Root
Jainia
McClellan Names Bingham Police Commissioner
New York December 31 Mayor McClellan announced Brig Gen Theodore A Bingham US Army retired as police commissioner to succeed William McAdoo who led the office in the first term. Other city appointments include several who have held office recently with no current organization or Tammany Hall ties.
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New York
McClellan
Theodore A. Bingham
U.S. A
William McAdoo
Tammany Hall
Tragic death of a maid at St Luke's Hospital
Elizabeth Stephenson, a hospital maid, was killed instantly at St Luke's Hospital in St Paul while operating the freight elevator. She boarded at the Wasement and as the elevator ascended her body was caught between the elevator and shaft, crushed, released at the first floor, then fell back eighteen feet into the basement.
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St. Luke's Hospital
St. Paul
Elizabeth Stephenson
Stephenson
Wasement
Cass Lake Surprised by Custodian Abolishment on Star Island
The December 31 report from Cass Lake Minnesota notes the abolition of Star Island custodian by Commissioner Leupp surprised locals. For a week it was discussed the island lay mainly in Beltrami county and a successor to E G Hill could trigger a Beltrami Carlton county clash.
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Star Island
Cass Lake
Minn
Commissioner of Indian Affairs
Leupptame
Beltrami County
E. G. Hill
Town to reclaim land by building Black River levee
Black River Falls Wis Dec 31 a 600 foot stone levee is under construction along the west bank of the Black river. High water has eroded two blocks of riverfront and the new wall will reclaim five or six blocks and create a market place space between the wall and the bank. The levee base is sixteen feet thick tapering to six feet at the top.
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Black River Falls
Wis
Black River
Freight Cars Derailed Near Miller Switch
An unfastened switch caused three cars of a west bound freight train to derail yesterday at Miller on December 31. No injuries were reported and no damage toll given.
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Miller, S. D
Thompson, 83, Ends Own Life at Son's Home
Appleton Minn Dec 31 Torkell Thompson Sr aged eighty three killed himself with a razor at his son's residence. Authorities believe he may have had mental impairment.
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Appleton, Minn
Mayo Talks to Surgeons in Kansas City
Dr. Charles H. Mayo of Rochester Minnesota addressed the Western Surgical and General Medical Association yesterday during its annual convention in Kansas City.
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Mayo
Kansas City
Charles H. Mayo
Rochester
Minn
Western Surgical and Generological Association
Oil Trust Spies Thwart the Law Agents
Detectives report a tangled case as oil trust operatives evade legal scrutiny. Officials say investigators trace network activity, identifying key figures and locations linked to illegal petroleum deals across multiple jurisdictions.
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OIL Trust
Indictments Tie Rebates to Chicago Burlington Line
Chicago federal grand jury handed up charges against the Chicago Burlington and Quincy railroad Darius Miller and C G Burnham for granting rebates to the United States Steel Produce Export Company of New York. The scheme spanned six cities with 26 offenses, using a joint tariff and 30 percent rebates routed to the steel firm.
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Standard
Rockefeller
New York
Milinois
Missouri
Ia Yeagan
United States
Standard Oil Company
Creatures of Oil Trust
Burlington Road
Chicago
Federal Grand
Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Railroad
Darius Miller
C. G. Burnham
United States Steel Produce Export Company of
United States Steel Company
Vancouver
B. Co
Interstate Commerce Commission
United States Steel Produce Export Company
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