Notorious woman-hater finds new coat too large
In northern New Hampshire a man despised by women buys a suit cut by a village tailoress. She added seam allowances, making it too large. He refuses to try it on, and upon its first post office visit boasts of seven yards wrapped around him, quipping God a new coat.
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New Hampshire
Tle
Obed
Your Grace Blessing We Are About to Receive
A young lord visiting an American family is praised by the mistress for servants calling him Your Grace. In the hallway he tells a pretty servant she is attractive and might kiss her. She answers with a beatific expression, O Lord, for this blessing we are about to receive, we thank thee.
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Lord Stanleigh
Lippincott's
R. ¥. Pierce
Buffalo
N. Y
ComPdarrion
Sumner Responds to English Pickup at London Dinner
Charles Sumner, in London, answered a crude remark about ashes and dust with a literary quip. He cited Gray to note that ashes can hold living fires. The guest was not criticized again that evening.
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Charles Sumner
London
Mr. Sumner
Gray
Pickpocket Question Sparks Witty Exchange
A humorous dialogue considers whether a pickpocket is stopped in action. The speaker notes a single exception to arresting a thief, asking if the exception applies when the thief is his wife. The banter plays on trust and irony.
One Century Hence You Man In the City Take This Timely Tip
A farmer narrator vows to stop visiting Paula's city kin, mocking urban life and railroads while praising rural wealth and self sufficiency. He boasts of a monorail, des acroplane, and irrigation farm plans, urging a return to the land despite city ties and family judgment. The piece satirically contrasts urban gadgets with farm routines.
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Paula
Broadway
New York
Rudolph
Mars
Pye
Sahara
AinLl Jennie
Pit
Halsey
Gus
Puck
Interchange of Trees Across Continents
The article notes a pattern of global seed and seedling trade. German nurserymen demand Montana larch seeds for Germany while pine seedlings move from Germany to Ontario. White pine has flourished in Europe, enabling cheaper seedings from Europe than American nurserymen offer. The exchange extends to Douglas fir, black walnut, eucalyptus, Norway spruce and Alpine pines among continents.
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Germany
Ontario
Canada
Europe
Ocean
Australia
Held by Her Buttons
A woman explains she cannot leave on short notice because her servant Mary is reliable and meticulous. The speaker notes Mary’s back-fastening clothes require her stay to manage and tighten.
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Mary
Vocal Cord Warts Described In Laryngeal Terms And Variants
The account outlines laryngeal warts appearing as small pinhead growths to larger masses. Some are rough, pale, or yellow with a core and tiny blood vessels, while others are soft and swing with breath or speech. Horny warts are noted as a bad sign, though Professor Moore of Hordeaux cites harmless cases.
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Hordeaux
Nebuchanezzer the antiapplest cat of Christendam
The tale follows Nebuchanezzer an unhappy cat confined like a caged canary by a deaf grandma and a cluttered household He endures overturned pans a cold from a dripping fridge and a punitive castor oil dose as he longs for peace and even wishes for death before realizing life would still be grim with companions.
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Nebuchanezzer
Christendam
Nebuchanezyev
Back
Galveston
Old Virginia Hospitality and Lasting Visits
The piece recalls Virginia hospitality as elastic and communal, with guests staying seasons and weekends unheard of in its past. It highlights generous hosts like Major Drewry and Sir Thomas Abney’s guest Isaac Watts, who stayed forty years, illustrating the culture of open homes and long stays.
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Virginia
Robert 4A
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Westover
Drewry
Isaac Watts
Thomas Abney
Stoke Newington
Curious English County Names and Odd Farm Labels
The London Chronicle notes Sussex lists quirky names such as Replenished Pryor and Stand-fast-on-high Stringer while naming unusual surnames like Pitchfork and Whisky. Dorset features village and river names including Ryme in trinseca and Wriggle river with odd greens and hills.
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London Chronicle
Strawberries All Year Through Tourist Markets Spread Flavor
European tourists extend strawberry season from April in Italy to May in Venice and South German woods, drawing red into shops. Wild and cultivated berries blend, famed for delicate scent. California markets offer berries year round.
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Venice
Doctor Johnson
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Fire destroys row of buildings near ball grounds
Pann reports a large blaze that gutted several structures just outside the ball grounds while others at the game claimed they missed the incident. The exchange captures the confusion as witnesses discuss the fire’s scope and timing.
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Pann
Phan
Puck
No Obstacle Spoken On Marital Talk
Fragmentary remarks mention a suitor and objections to marrying a daughter. The text hints at social pressure and family commentary about union and propriety without clear context or names.
American Rescued in Santiago Earthquake Tale
John H. Gilmor recounts the 1906 Santiago quake from August 16. His Araucan cook Antonia saved whisky and aided in gathering clothes while others fled. The couple and servant spent two nights in a carriage after locating Gilmor’s wife near Alameda as aftershocks and darkness overwhelmed the city.
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John H. Gilmor
Santiago de Chile
Asicn
Clnh
Abtonia
Itout
Alameda
Antonia
Bodega
Tortoise in Ohio Township Still Shows Little Move
A tortoise in Ohio Township, Uartholo mew county, has moved only about an eighth of a mile in 20 years. O A Sprague carved his initials on its back 20 years ago, then released it. Everett Sprague, a local teacher and relative, found the reptile again and noted the clear initials, with the tortoise’ s minimal movement since.
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Ohio Township
Uartholomew County
O. A. Sprague
Origin of Tammy Atkins and the Tommy Atkins nickname
The article explains that Tommy Atkins did not originate with Rudyard Kipling. It states the name came from British Army pocket manuals where fictional enlistment details used the name Thomas Atkins, likened to how Civil War soldiers were called Johnnie Reb by opponents. Kipling popularized the nickname but did not create it.
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Tommy Atkins
Rudyard Kipling
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Richard Roe
Thomas Atkins
Johnnie Reb
An Eccentric Professor of Harvard
The late Professor Sophocles at Harvard was a short finely built man with white hair and beard, olive complexion, and sharp eyes. A shy but genial man, he lived alone in a college building, made his own meals, and kept a neglected room with an unwashed floor from October to June.
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Sophocles
Harvard
Marathon
Royal Mourning Customs Through History
The piece surveys how royal mourning has varied across eras and nations. It notes elaborate regulations in pre revolution France and Scotland, sumptuary laws in England, and bans on excessive attire for ranks. Anecdotes from George Buchanan and Addison illustrate economic and social impacts of royal sorrow.
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Scotland
George Buchanan
Mary Queen of
Darnley
England
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Richmond
Henry VI
London
Addison
Hourope
Prodigal Son Tale Stirs Judge Lindsey Address
The Detroit Free Press reports Judge Ben Lindsey of the Penger juvenile court using a charity speech to warn against cynicism. A preacher told a cowboy-styled parable of the prodigal son, prompting the cowboy to quip he would have shot the son and raised the calf.
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Ben B. Lindsey
Penger Juvenile Court
Detroit Free Press
Coca-Cola ad and parish parable in summer reader
A promotional piece urges people to use Coca-Cola at fountains to cool down and refresh. It also advertises a free booklet The Truth About Coca-Cola and a 1910 baseball record book with Casey at the Bat. The Deacon's Parable tells of a clergyman mocked by a plain spoken deacon about following wrong tracks.
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Atlanta
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Casey
Tank Weatherbee
Diet and posture tips from a physical culture teacher
A teacher advocates diet and daily sugar and greens to improve carriage. He notes Japanese and Russian women display erect bearing, while sweets and heavy meals dull appetite. He prescribes two lumps of sugar at five o clock, lettuce and watercress for dinner, and insists patrons carry themselves well to suit fine gowns.
Oregon Man S Insect Catcher Patent
An Oregon inventor devised a trap for orchard pests using a barrel with rotten fruit, a water-filled pan with poison, and a hanging lantern above a tripod. Insects are drawn by the odor, alight on the water, and are killed by the deadly liquid.
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Oregon
Chicago Tribune
Original Thinker and the Pin on Its Point
A studious person may craft long objections to almost any claim. An examination anecdote shows a reader arguing a pin cannot stand on its point because a point has no parts or magnitude, plus it cannot stand on its head, and finally that sufficient pressure would not help.
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Euclid
Pearson
Accepting Hospitality Example Narrative
A fragment describes a former governor walking through rain on Pennsylvania Avenue. A narrator in the shadows invites him for a drink and the governor, speaking in a southern patois, responds with vague curiosity and politeness.
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Pennsylvania Avenue
P—Norman
E. Mack
Cod banks near Cape Agulhas rival Newfoundland
The piece notes a second great cod bank off Cape Agulhas in southern Africa, near the Cape of Good Hope. It compares the Agulhas plateau in size and richness to Newfoundland’s banks, but suggests limited promise in meeting global demand for cod.
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Newfoundland
Cape Agulhas
Africa
Cape of Good Hope
Agulhas
Br Martels Female Pills Promoted as Proven Remedy
Seventeen years the standard pill advertised for women's ailments. A scientifically prepared remedy claimed to provide quick and permanent results. Sold at all drug stores.
Dreamer Refuses to Rise Until Late
A humorous exchange features Farmer Corntessel explaining his son Josh is a dreamer who won t get up until a late hour. The literary lady asks if he writes poetry or romances, and the farmer clarifies he does nothing but naturally sleeps late.
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Farmer Corntessel
Important to Mothers Examines Castorea Bottle Safety
Important notice instructs mothers to carefully inspect every bottle of Castorea for the Matil Flea signature. It claims the remedy is safe for infants and children and has been in use for over 50 years.
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Quips and Quacks: Odd Bits From The Paper
A collage of humorous misprints and advert lines. jokes about inherited humor and college degrees. Allen’s Foot-Enase antiseptic powder claims. Marine Eye Remedy ads promise relief for eye troubles. a moral aphorism on happiness and misery. Mrs Winston’s Soothing Syrup for teething troubles. a note on thoughts by a proverb about thick leads and thin ideas.
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Allen & Olmsted
le Toy
N.Y
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Digestive Regulator Candy
Advertises Tar Pierce's Pleasant Pellets as a digestives aid for stomach liver and bowels. Describes sugar coated tiny granules sold as candy and easy to take.
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Pierce
Four Years of Misery and a Remarkable Recovery
Baltimore reader describes years of misery from irregularities and nervousness, finding relief after using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad claims the remedy is the most successful female treatment and urges others to seek advice from Mrs. Pinkham in Massachusetts.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Fern
Franklin St
Eydia E. Pinkham
Lydia J. Pinkham
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