Teach the Bors to Swim owt
Teen cue lists confuse readers as a playful crossword style teaser circulates. The piece hints at a faux race and a provisional scoring scheme while noting one task remains incomplete. Local readers recognize the humor and puzzle format in this fragmented note.
Where Is the Russian Army in Wartime Myths and Realities
The piece questions the current status of the Russian army after months of conflict. It contrasts expectations of a quick mobilization with the reality of dispersed forces, transport needs, and uncertain command, citing reports from the front and Japanese claims. It notes modern artillery and logistics limit, while pondering whether a sizable Russian force remains ready or deployed in reserve.
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Aitipter
Expositions Promoter Faces Local Opposition
Report from Rochester notes protestors oppose a planned exposition effort led by a city official. Critics decry spending and question patriotism while urging against involving the public in the undertaking. The piece predicts attendance may rise in autumn if St. Louis hosts a larger event.
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Serge VP
Stesaria
BT Ap
Slaw
St. Louis
Litte
Hugweinny
Rochester
Remarkable Watch Relic Linked to Mary Queen of Scots
In a curious artifact tale a compass skull watch allegedly once belonged to Mary Queen of Scots. The piece features crucifixion and Eden scenes, openwork panels, Latin quotations, and a Bethlehem stable inner plate, claimed to emit sound when opened and worn.
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Queen Mary of
Scotland
Bethlehem
Ambitious Old Age and the Will to Learn
An essay reflects on aging as a prime time for achievement. It cites Harvard’s summer students including elderly ministers and preachers who pursue knowledge beyond traditional degrees. The piece argues enduring effort and courage can yield meaning after 40, urging persistence despite mortality.
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Substitute for cork found in African tree wood
A discussion notes corks as indispensable, with no perfect substitute from practical science. It mentions a Lake Chad east coast tree whose wood may offer a lighter alternative, even less dense than cork, as a potential substitute.
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Lake Tchad
Africa
Best Language for the Telephone
A brief note suggests French is easier to understand over the telephone than English.
Lochaber No More Farewell to Lochaber and Jean
The poem laments parting from Lochaber and beloved Jean. The speaker weighs duty and desire, fearing storms of fate yet hoping to return to love. The refrain Lochaber no more frames the lover’s sorrow as he contemplates departure and devotion.
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Lochaber
Jean
Weir
Lechaher
Dixie Song Fragment with Emmett's Rhyme
The text presents a playful, ragged lyric fragment in a dialect about Dixie and Emmett, describing a wedding, a fiddled tune, and a chorus about Dixie Land. It preserves humorous, coarse imagery and old song references without formal publication context.
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Dixie
Piixie Land
Tan Emmett
Curious Fads in Thievery and Odd Specialties
A detective notes unusual thief habits and speculates on motives. He cites burglars who steal glass eyes from opticians shops and communion cups from churches, with cases showing repeated offenses and odd compulsion. The piece highlights ritual-like thefts and a wheelbarrow-obsessed offender with multiple convictions.
Noted Thief Known for Wheelbarrow Deeds
A Newark News summary notes a thief famed for stealing wheelbarrows and toys. A magistrate reportedly releases him on promise to return the barrow, with the culprit often selling the stolen item or its value after capture. The piece cites public sentiment calling him “a little touched” on wheelbarrows.
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So-an-So
Newark
Barber Shop Youth Scene Reflects Aging Worries
A dialogue in a social gathering mocks beauty myths and aging as a barber’s daily shave is linked to youth. Women debate vanity and chores while a scene with disabled children at a settlement house reveals social stigma and misperception about disability.
Beny Lesson in History Telephone Prank
Investigators note a playful incident near Boston involving New Yorkers who had just spent winter there. A caller with a mellow voice misleads them about Mrs Jones’s phone number. The joke hinges on adding 2 to 1064 to reveal the Norman Conquest date, and the prank ends with a courteous, self-satisfied farewell.
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Boston
New York
Massachusetts
Old Man’s Secret Health Claim in Alpena Ad
Jerome K Fournier of Alpena Michigan 75 says Dodd s Kidney Pills cured his diabetes and urinary troubles after eight boxes. He reports kidneys regulated water function restored health and feeling like a young man.
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Alpena, Mich
Jerome K. Fournier
Dodd
Fournier
Woman Quickly Hires Experienced Artist In Paris
In Paris a wealthy woman seeks a portrait from a renowned painter. She impatiently demands a master who has finished his studies, insisting on speed over waiting for a study to be completed. The scene highlights her wealth and urgency in securing immediate artistry.
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Jenny
Martin
Europe
Paris
Forgetful man carries two umbrellas in cheerful stroll
A humorous scene shows a man wandering with a smile as a friend questions his double umbrella. He explains his wife wanted the repaired umbrella and he kept his own for reminder, then added a spare in case he forgets.
Building Food to Bring the Babies Around
A Colorado mother attributes her child’s recovery from pneumonia and brain fever to Grape-Nuts. After trying juice and milk, the child gained strength and weight, leading to ongoing feeding of Grape-Nuts and cream. The testimonial claims nourished brains and nerves support overall health, with a note to look for the Road to Wellville book in each package.
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Kansas City
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
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