Wry snippets and wry quips from Silver Lake paper
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Stubborn Auto Sale Ends With Frustrated Buyer
A disrupted deal leaves the buyer frustrated as the owner admits the car was altered and sold with reduced energy. The buyer questions value and energy equivalence, noting the altered vehicle and the implied extra cost.
Barber Offers Fresh Eggs With Every Shave
A Chicaro barber provides a fresh egg with each shave and greets patrons with short banter. A business man jailed for drunkenness faced rough handling. a friend provoked him during the incident.
Western man sees snakes on spree and is run down by train
A Western man on a drinking spree claimed to see snakes and ran into a passing train, sustaining serious injuries. He appeared shaken and was hospitalized for evaluation and treatment.
Utopia Named as Cheapest Place to Live
The New Yerok Sun notes the sole affordable living spot is Utopia, a place off any map and not shown on standard charts. The remark frames Utopia as uniquely inexpensive, contrasting with established locales.
Eastern police arrest cheese dealers over ripe product
Eastern police say they have strong evidence against those arrested for selling over ripe cheese. The case involves local dairy shops and warrants are noted as part of the investigation.
Artificial Ice Prices Expected to Rise Next Summer
The newspaper notes an anticipated price increase for artificial ice next season as artificial ponds failed to operate during the winter.
Statistician Estimates Tiny Pool Of Tunes In Existence
A statistician estimates only 10.90 percent of tunes exist while modern composers of musical comedies appear unaware of more than two or three.
Guitars Discussed as Assets Not Earnings In Remarks
A speaker notes a guitar may be a musical instrument but not a dividend payer. The comment adds that notes of hand are typically accepted at full value.
Fashion and money whims mix in old era quips
A satirical note discusses washing a dirty greenback to regain value and the public indifference to dirty money. It then jokes that American women favor tight gowns, yet a tight dress appears bulky on a fat woman, reflecting humorous social commentary of the time.
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America
Costs to kill a man says insurance statistician
An insurance statistician states it costs $15,000 to kill a man. The remark questions whether the poor have any chance in this country and implies a lack of affordability for such acts.
Los Angeles Divorce Granted After Spousal Spanking Incident
A Los Angeles judge granted a wife a divorce citing the husband’s spankings as grounds. The remark about using a club and a fine for assault and battery reflects strong accusations and legal consequences implied in the case.
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Los Angeles
Seek Unknown Land Blonde Eskimos Expedition Plans
Vilhjalmur Stefansson prepares an Arctic expedition once meant for the American Museum of Natural History now under British flag for Canada. A 12 scientist party sails from Esquimalt on the Karluk to Behring Strait then north to establish bases near Victoria Island and Prince Patrick’s Island. It includes James Murray and A Forbes McKay oceanographers and Henri Beuchat Edward Jannes anthropologists.
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American Museum of Natural History
Esquimault
B. C
England
Stefansson
James Murray
Glasgow
A. Forbes McKay
Antarctic
Henri Beuchat
Paris
Edward Janess
New Zealand
Behring Strait
Alaska
Herschel Island
Prince Patrick's Island
Victoria Island
R. M. Anderson
University of Iowa
Portrait of Mother Recreated From Photo for Son
James Concannon of Kansas City saved seven months to pay $250 for a lifelike painting of his mother, 72, who died last August. He commissioned the artist after discovering a close resemblance between his features and her old photograph, hoping for a lasting likeness.
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Kansas City
James Concannon
Lenora
Kan
Concannon
Mantelpiece clocks demand level placement
A London clockmaker explains mantelpiece clocks go wrong when not exactly horizontal. He says slanting positions lead owners to constantly adjust the hands, misaligning the mechanism until it stops. Watches and traveling clocks differ and tolerate various angles.
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London
Unknown Navy Officer Inmate Near Rochester May Be Identified
Rochester officials seek Navy confirmation of a five year inmate at the state hospital for the insane who cannot speak or recall family history but remembers life in the Navy. The man, found unconscious near Waseca in 1907, signs he was an officer and initials J C R may be his. Documentation and fingerprints have been sent to Washington.
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Rochester
Minn
State Hospital For the
Navy Department
Washington
Waseca
United States Navy
Navy
United States Naval Academy
Annapolis
San Francisco
Minneapolis
A. F. Killbourn
State Hospital
Prisoner Evades High Security in Shirt Packing Box Escape
Charles Dewey, serving time for highway robbery, hid in a packing box labeled shirts inside Wethersfield prison. Trusties loaded the box onto a freight car and Dewey rode to the yard, later disappearing when the car door was left open. Investigators found the box door nailed improperly and a string tied to the lid.
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Hertford
Conn
Connecticut
Wethersfield
Charles Dewey
Dewey
French Sailors Use CopE To Fight Opium Smoking
Admiral Belleu warns opium use among French sailors threatens naval efficiency with 163 dives found at Toulon and numerous cases at Brest Cherbourg Lorient and Rochefort. Deputy Lebouc plans harsher penalties when the legislature reopens. The minister of marine will be asked for comment.
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Paris
Belleu
Martin
Toulon
Brest
Cherbourg
Lorient
Rochefort
France
India
China
Lebouc
Marine
Fear and Feasting in Joseph's Egyptian Visit
Lesson text analyzes Genesis 43 for May 25 focusing on Jacob, Judah, and Joseph in Egypt. It contrasts fear at the invitation to Joseph's house with the feast that follows and interprets Joseph's restraint and tears as strength while Benjamin's presence awakens memories of home.
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Jacob
Joseph
Egypt
Benjamin
Judah
Christ
God
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Woman deputy warden arrests fisherman in Kansas
Miss C. E. Fisher state deputy game warden arrested H. B. Stone in Topeka for using more than one trotline violating fish and game laws. It was the first arrest by a woman deputy warden in Kansas. Stone was fined 1 cent and costs and appealed.
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Topeka
Kan
C. E. Fisher
H. B. Stone
Kansas
School Board Members Fined for Lacking Fire Escapes
Eleven members of the St. Louis board of education were fined $200 each after testimony showed the board failed to equip three city schools with fire escapes. The trial cited an appropriation intended to fireproof every building in the district.
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St. Louis
Board of Education
Filial Love Inspires Mourning Paris Music Hall Act
A Paris music hall tale tells of a young man who performs lamentable acts of mimicry between acts to raise money for his infirm mother. Audiences condemn the act while recognizing the motive born of filial duty. The son seeks funds to admit his mother to an almshouse, risking further derision.
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Paris
Brooklyn Heagle
Venice
Friends
Still a Chance in Washington Herald Style
A brief dialogue from the Washington Herald shows a man pressed by a rejection and a veteran remark on finality. The exchange hints at romantic strain and the sense of closure implied by the word final.
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Washington Herald
The less a man says the more guess ing his wife has to do
A brief, fragmentary quote noting that reduced speech by a man increases the guessing burden on his wife.
Postum Banner Endorsed by Worried Wisconsin Woman
A Wisconsin woman credits Postum with curing heart palpitations and nervousness caused by coffee. She says weight gain, improved strength, and freedom from heart trouble followed a year of Postum use. She praises Postum as her best friend and notes Instant Postum as a new concentrated form.
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Postum
Postur
Battle Creek
Mich
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