Weathered jibes and quirks spark lively humor in misc notes
A collection of curiosities and wry observations from cities like Minnesota Chicago and New York with comments on fashion crime appetite and surprising trivia. Items range from rulers debating motor bikes to fattening via electricity and jokes about stamps dogs and derbies.
Poverty causes bow legs claim questioned by scientist
A scientist suggests poverty may cause bow legs and asks if this explains bow legs in athletes. The assertion invites scrutiny of medical and athletic factors linked to leg alignment.
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Jockeye
Missouri Woman Loses Two Husbands by Lightning
A Missouri woman reportedly lost two husbands to separate lightning strikes. The saying lightning never strikes twice in the same place is challenged by her grim family history.
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Missouri
Washington Bride Wears Silk Stockings Worth 50 Dollars
A Washington bride wore a pair of silk stockings valued at fifty dollars and displayed only about two dollars and twenty five cents worth of them, according to a playful exchange.
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Washington
Cold snaps avoid damage from lightning and heavy rain
The text notes that cold snaps bring pleasant effects and are not complicated by lightning or excessive rain, implying calmer weather and fewer storm-related damages.
Detroit Man Seeks Divorce Over Wife’s Constant Talk
A Detroit man files for divorce citing his wife’s incessant talking as the cause. He compares his predicament to pursuing action against a party for enabling his own death by reckless behavior.
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Detroit
San Francisco Woman Detained Over Sixteen Trunks
San Francisco authorities detained a woman found with sixteen trunks in her possession. Officials said the number was notable but not the sole reason for detention as other factors were considered in the case.
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San Francisco
Ohio Rabbit Hunting Season Claims Nine Lives
A twenty day period in Ohio saw nine fatalities as hunters killed during rabbit season. The remark notes how easily a man can be mistaken for a rabbit reflecting on the tragedy.
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Ohio
Tacoma Man Acquitted Sparks Debate Over Female Jurors
A Tacoma man acquitted by a jury of his peers provokes discussion by criticizing three women jurors. The incident fuels ongoing talk about gender composition and influence in juries and the justice system.
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Tacoma
Navy officers imprison chickens in turret ram Katahdin
Navy officers imprisoned chickens inside the Katahdin ram turret and fired on them with guns, a method described as the poorest way to kill a chicken ever heard.
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Navy
Doctors warn man with cold head a danger to society
Doctors term the man with a cold in his head a menace to society and warn that a man who suffers from cold feet routinely also poses a crisis to public safety.
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Doctors
Celebrators smash car then beaten by furious owner
Three men in celebration smashed an automobile and were promptly thrashed by the owner who proved a football star. The incident shows the value of investigating before taking action.
Look Where You Step Sign Causes Fall at Station
A man paused midway down an elevated railway stair to read a conspicuous notice reading Look where you step and toppled the rest of the way. The incident occurred one morning, with no further details about injuries or witnesses provided.
One of Those College Savants Proposes to Teach Wives
A college savant suggests a program aimed at teaching wives how to spend money with a single yes or no question about the speaker’s marriage status. The remark prompts scrutiny of gender roles and financial etiquette in campus culture.
New York Laborers Earn Higher Pay Than Ministers
A New York divine laments shrinking clerical pay as laborers in the city command stronger demand and better wages, highlighting a wage disparity between ministers and laborers in urban work.
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New York
One Legged Man Walks From Jacksonville to New York
A one legged man completed a long trek from Jacksonville Florida to New York. People remark he would likely take extra care of his remaining leg due to his mobility challenge.
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Jacksonville
Fla
New York
Odd Civic Shows Water Drunk to Drake Memory and Mayoral Customs
The report surveys London and provincial mayoral rituals from the Lord Mayor of London to Plymouth and Peterborough, noting water to Drake at Burrator, bridge fairs, fruit gifts to the mayor, and perquisites dating to Edward III. It mentions a Sheriff fined £50 for affronting the mayor during prayers at St Paul’s Cathedral.
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Sir Francis Drake
London
Sheriffs of
St. Paul's Cathedral
United Kingdom
Edward
Plymouth
Burrator
Burrator Lake
Peterborough
Bridge Fair
Northamptonshire
Huntingdonshire
Fruiterers’ Company
City of
Wiliam the Conqueror
Royal Forests
Thomas Legze
Edward Hill
Harrison
Thomas Byfield
Smith criticizes Uncle Tom's Cabin in Camden address
F Hopkinson Smith told Camden High School that Uncle Tom's Cabin did more harm than any book. He argued the Negro’s condition had not improved since the Civil War and claimed slaves were better treated in slavery than today. He blamed the book for southern bitterness and misinformed views.
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Camden
N. J
Camden High School
F. Hopkinson Smith
South
Uncle Tom
Death Betrays Ex-Convict in Denton Texas
The death of John Ellis, long a Denton resident, uncovers that he was actually Joseph G. Addison. Addison had been convicted of voluntary manslaughter in Buchanan County Georgia in 1873, served three years of a 15 year sentence, and escaped. Five years before his death Ellis asked a friend to publish his story posthumously.
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Denton
Tex
John Ellis
Ellis
Joseph G. Addison
Buchanan County
Ells
Curious Beetles Worth Twenty Five Dollars At Auction
An entomologist describes finding rare amblychila baroni chindelidae in Arizona and nearby. The specimens, valued up to 25 dollars each when sold with limbs and feelers intact, were collected during a field expedition and show the species is typically nocturnal and reclusive.
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Washington
Kngdom
University of Chicago
Department of Agriculture
Amblychila
Ari Zone
Philadelphia
San Francisco
Globe
Ariz
Schaeffer
Nogales
Snow
University of Kansas
Arizona
Peach Springs
Ashford
Artz
Amblychila Baroni
Cleveland Mother Detains Children To Halt Growth
In a Cleveland kitchen, Mrs Amfried Tho kept three children aged two to four from development by extreme isolation and feeding only baby food. Deputies arrested her after probate clerk William James and Deputy Sobczak investigated the case. the children were sent to an infant institution.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Amfried Tho
Sobczak
William James
James
Sobezak
Girl in Male Disguise Robs in Danbury Apartment
Detectives arrested 22 year old Amy Travers in Danbury for a midnight burglary at George Trumbley’s apartment. She wore male clothing and stole $22, with $4 kept by Travers and the rest given to George Smith who has a Connecticut criminal record. Money was found in Smith’s shoes. Travers was released on bond and to be arraigned Monday.
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Danbury
Conn
Amy Travers
George Trumbley
Which finger bears the engagement ring and the ring ceremony
The engagement ring goes on the fourth finger of the left hand next to the little finger. The ring ceremony is customary but the minister or clergyman places the ring. A bride-to-be does not have to go to the courthouse. ask at the license window for specifics due to state variations. The first finger is the thumb, though some modern teaching calls it the first finger.
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W. A
Universal Press
Ushers and Veil Advice for a January Wedding
The letter asks about wedding plans for late January and whether ushers are needed and if the bride should wear a veil. The reply confirms ushers are necessary to guide guests, suggesting four to six based on church size and guest list, and recommends placing the veil near the bride for a final bridal appearance.
Entertaining the Boys Without a Dinner Party Plan
A twelve member girls club in a small town seeks the best informal idea to entertain college student partners after last year’s progressive party. They request a creative, non formal plan that avoids dinner party setups while keeping guests engaged and entertained.
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Grateful Reader
Leap Year Party Plan Recalled For Last Chance
A brisk invitation urges immediate action for a leap year party with calls to invite special boys, followed by dancing or cards and serving refreshments. The tone suggests a final opportunity with a social gathering centered on punctual invitations and convivial entertainment.
Noon wedding attire for bride and groom a century back
Question and communal guidance on proper wedding garb for a noon ceremony. The bride may wear a white gown with a veil, which is deemed proper. The groom can choose a frock coat or long-tailed cutaway with tight trousers and a four in hand tie, with optional waistcoat.
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Betty
Sleeping Car Garb in Quiet Night Routines
Inexperienced readers ask about clothing in a sleeping car. Advice recommends removing corsets shoes and petticoat, then donning a dark silk kimono or Pullman robe with a silk cap and soft kid or silk slippers for comfort and readiness in case of illness or accident.
To My Father Toast Sent By A Correspondent
A correspondent shares a sentimental toast dedicated to a father. The speaker recalls disturbing the father's sleep as a baby and helps empty his purse, praising the father as a best and truest friend filled with love.
Beauty and mental poise as keys to self improvement
A column urges readers to value natural beauty, cultivate a calm, harmonious mind, and avoid worry and nagging. It offers practical skin care tips for travelers and busy readers, notes hair regrowth can occur with proper scalp care, and invites questions to a guidance department.
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