Beware the grip in this jokey Indiana column
A scattered humor piece notes oddities from Illinois to Florida and Chicago misgivings about modern trends. It jokes about death by action, a 78 year old bride in Florida, a hen laying 4000 eggs, cats with germs, and a half cent coin proposal, all tied to Indiana in a playful wrapup.
New York Plans 58 Story Building Project
New York announces a fifty eight story building with top floor tenants marketed as reasonably safe from porch drivers amid urban development plans and public safety considerations.
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New York
Bought and Paid For Flay Attracts New York Attention
A new show titled Bought and Paid For stirs interest in New York where keen theatregoers note its provocative premise while many vaudeville writers struggle for opportunities and recognition in a crowded scene.
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New York
Man Shot Over Corn Stepping Dispute
A Chicano man was shot in a dispute reportedly over stepping on another's corn. The incident is described as homicide by many readers familiar with corn-raising practices.
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Call &T
London Punch contributor dies leaving £6,000,000 fortune
The deceased London man, noted for his Punch magazine work, leaves a fortune of six million pounds. The obituary hints his jokes may have fallen flat and reflects on future protections for domestic industries and claims about rabies absence in the United States after 2026.
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London
Punch
Inadequate Water Supply Still Serving Business
Over 34 years a fire damaged loss of £5 000 600 100 is noted alongside an old inadequate water supply that continues to operate.
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Sars An
Paler
Wickedest city Irnutsk fuels cross nation renewal push
Irnutsk the Siberian capital is branded the wickedest city in the world prompting New York Chicago and Pittsburg to renew efforts to address the issue and push coordinated action across major American cities.
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Irnutsk
Siberia
New York
Chicago
Pittsburg
Aviator Paulhan Considers Retirement From Air Racing
Veteran aviator Paulhan who has earned substantial prizes from aviation contends with timing to retire. The report notes his 1.2 million earnings and questions when to quit the sport.
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Paulhan
Curing paralysis by fever recalls a quirky physician
An old anecdote notes an ingenious doctor who treated paralysis by inducing fevers. He supposedly caused patients to have fits and then managed the aftermath.
Deaf mute sues over Wandering claims stir
A commentary notes the absurdity of suing a deaf mute for wandering and mocks those who struggle to control their hands, suggesting the issue is blown out of proportion and highlighting social attitudes toward disability and behavior.
Wellesley Students Learn Spelling Before Graduation
An editorial notes that pupils at Wellesley must master spelling prior to graduation. The piece questions the impact on quality of Wellesley fudge and critiques a new multi party telephone claiming ten voices on one line amid existing four party wire issues.
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Wellesley
Wellesley Fudge
Mount Etna Smoke Continues Amid Lava Doubt
The article notes Mount Etna's ongoing activity with smoke but questions lava flow. It comments on public perception and mentions Paris declaring war on rats as a critique of changing ladies hair styles, while hobble skirts persist in fashionable features.
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Mount Etna
Paris
New Jersey Guard Bans Feather Pumps at Drill
Members of the New Jersey National Guard are prohibited from wearing feather pumps during drill. No ban is stated on chewing gum or using powder.
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New Jersey National Guard
Cleveland Man Seeks Damages Over Unwanted Phone Calls
A Cleveland man sues for damages claiming calls not intended for him caused distress and wasted his time waiting for number changes. He seeks public sympathy as part of the claim, arguing he never receives compensation.
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Cleveland
Sherman Uses Feigned Anger To Bend Postmaster Case
A 1881 incident shows Senator Sherman prompting a quick postmaster appointment in Ben LeFevre’s Ohio district. LeFevre persuaded President Garfield and Pendleton to move fast, while Sherman feigned anger to deter Republicans from challenging the move, then secretly endorsed the outcome.
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Benjamin LeFevre
Sidney
Ohio
House
Ben LeFevre
Garfeld
LeFevre
Ben
Capitol
Senator Pendleton
Senate
Commission
George H. Pendleton
Pendleton
Sherman
Washington
Post Office Department
Senator Sherman
E. J. Edwards
Nickel to Replace Paper In Books Says Edison
Edison proposes thin nickel sheets as an automatic print medium. He claims plates one twenty thousandth inch thick can be produced cheaply, are tough flexible and almost indestructible, offering a durable printing surface at low cost.
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Edison
Servants and Suffrage Influence in Early New Women
A Life magazine quip highlights domestic influence on voting rights. The First New Woman argues cooks sway two votes by serving both themselves and their mistresses, illustrating social reach of suffrage ideas in everyday life.
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Gould and Morosini's Bond Revealed in Confidences
Morosini recounts his long friendship with Jay Gould, claiming a secret kept about destroyed stock records influenced their bond. He recalls an Erie railroad episode during Gould and Fisk era, noting he erased leaves from books to shield Gould, and hints the reason for their closeness lies in mutual secrecy and protection.
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Gould
Morosini
Mr. Morosini
Mr. Gould
Erie Railroad
Jim Fisk
Fisk
New York
New Jersey
E. J. Edwards
Origin of World Famous Hymn by Rev Dr Benjamin Adams
In his youth Dr Benjamin Adams befriended Susan and Anna Warner authors of The Wide Wide World. While visiting their Hudson River island home near West Point he heard their kindness and witnessed Anna Warner write the hymn One more day's work for Jesus. The hymn has since become widely sung in Christian worship.
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Anna Warner
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Methodist Episcopal Church
Warner M Sisters
Susan
Anna
Susan Warner
America
West Point
Newburgh
Warner
Hudson River
Warner Sisters
God
E. J. Edwards
On the Trail to Railroads
A trust-buster declares a focus on railroads and invites the near-humorist to join, promising exposure to influential tracks in the industry.
College girls cook says critics wrong in punchy line
A lively quote asserts that college women can cook well with many making fudge and some mastering welsh rarebit, challenging doubters. The remark emphasizes skill and confidence among students.
Winnipeg Head Of Continent In Wheat Receipts Growth
Figures show Winnipeg led continental wheat receipts last year with 88 269 330 bushels versus Minneapolis 81 111 410. Manitoba Saskatchewan and Alberta yields are cited as excellent, with many farms reporting 20 to 60 plus bushels per acre and notable totals across districts like Strome Rosthern Sedley Macklin Craven and Welwyn.
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Winnipeg
Minneapolis
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Redvers
Sask
Jens Hartness
Elphinstone
Muir
A. Loucks
Wymyard
Montrose
J. Leonie
Edmonton
Frank McLay
Horse Falls
Johnson Bros
Agricola
McMillan Bros
Westbourne
G. W. Buchanan
Pincher Creek
A. Hatton
Macleod District
B. F. Holden
Indian Head
Indian Stead
Marquis
Preston
Elstow
W. C. Carnell
Neil Callabin
Strome
Wm. Lindsay
Joseph Scheelar
Spohn Bros
A. S. McCulloch
J. Blaser
Macklin
D. N. Tweedle
John Currin
Sam Fletcher
Craven, Sask
Albert Clark
Charles Keith
Albert Young
Stony Beach
Lumsden
George Young
Arch Morton
James Russell
Rosthern
Jacob Friesen
John Schultz
John Lepp
A. B. Dirk
Robert Roe
Grand Coulee
Sedley
J. Cleveland
T. Dundas
M. E. Miller
W. A. Day
J. O. Scott
Question of Fatherly Help Sparks Personal Conflict
In a tense exchange, two speakers consider whether the narrator's father would intervene. One asks if personal conflict would be offered, the other presses for a timely response, hinting at escalating pressure.
Frozen eggs from Australia Astonish Brokers
A tale from London Tit-Bits recalls the first shipment of Australian frozen eggs. A broker hurls an egg at a wall and makes only a dent, while a man pockets eggs to surprise his wife. At dinner he shatters an egg against the new guest, only to find it thawed.
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London
Actor Jacob Wendell Jr Learns Dog Barking for Stage Role
In a restaurant Jacob Wendell Jr the actor who played the dog in Maeterlincks The Glue Bird was approached by a man who doubted his bark. Wendell replied that he had to learn the bark for the role and could imitate a cog better than the dog.
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Maeterlinck
Wendell
Success Magazine
Notable Colonist Road Rates and Ticket Sales
Tickets go on sale March 19 to April 1 with low out-way rates via Nicnedl plate road serving West Northwest and other points. Special rates west on sale March 7 and 21 with return limit details. For full details contact the agent P. Parnin, Ft Wayne, Indiana.
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Ind
What is the name of the song the lady sings
A dialogue notes a woman singing Might be meeting in heaven as the imagined song title. The excerpt hints at a lyric exchange about taking things for granted.
Allen's Yoot-Easa Seals Comfort in Tight Shoes
Advertisement touts Allen's Yoot-Easa antiseptic powder to ease tight or new shoes by shaking into leather. Claims a free trial package available. Send address to Aller S. Olmsted, Le Roy, New York.
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Aller S. Olmsted
le Roy
Feathered Quadrupeds Joke Between Willie and Teacher
A playful exchange in a classroom features Willie and his teacher. Willie names a feather bed as a feathered quadruped answer, highlighting a humorously incorrect but clever misdirection.
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Willie
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets touted as candy like stomach tonic
An 19th century advertisement promotes Dr. Pierce’s Pellets as small sugar coated tablets to regulate and invigorate the stomach liver and bowels and cure constipation. The copy frames them as easy to take like candy and a general health remedy.
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Dr. Pierce
Cheap Form of Fuel
A Welsh rabbit may be cooked on an electrical chafing dish at an expense of 14 4 cents for current.
To Cure a Gold in One Day Take Laxative Bromide
Advertisement promises a fast cure using laxative bromide tablets. Distinctive marks include a money back guarantee and E. W. Guyve signature on each box.
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E. W. Ghuyve
Keeping Oil Fire From Spreading and Patent Remedies Adverts
A fragment lists home safety tips noting milk to quench oil fires and warns against water spreading burning oil. It promotes Garfield Tea as a laxative and health tonic and Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children with pricing and usage claims. Also includes aphorisms about wealth, ambition, and resilience.
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