Insane Guide Brags Of Job While Showing Bloomingdale Grounds
New York teachers touring Bloomingdale insane asylum were shown the grounds by a man who claimed lunatics can’t detect their condition and joked that he works five hours daily on his Webster dictionary index. The remark sparked curiosity as the guide produced a manuscript roll.
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New York
Bloomingdale Insane Asylum
Ieach
Coed
Springield
Bishop Roots of Hankow Seen as Key in Chinese Revolution
A New York clergyman recalls Bishop Logan Herbert Roots of Hankow as deeply connected to the Chinese revolution. Roots, famed among Hankow Chinese, once told of struggling to distinguish faces, remarking “in Hankow you all looked as like as two peas.” The mandarin quipped “two queues” in reply.
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Logan Herbert Roots
Hankow
New York
Bishop Roots
China
The True Solution of the Servant Question Lecture
Mrs Peck delivers a lecture at her club on the true solution of the servant question. Mr Peck asks if she is at home, replying that she is at her club.
Misanthropy or Caution at Pall Mall Club
A London club anecdote recounts a boastful winter holiday claim by a famed social climber who says he stayed near Labouchere in Davos. Labouchere, depicted as melancholy, allegedly fled behind a tree to avoid the bore, prompting a quip about misanthropy.
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London
Pall Mall
Davos
Mr. Labouchere
Tams
Laboucbere
Counter Irritant Joke Prompts Medical Jibe
A humorous exchange questions if modern science advances rheumatism treatment and cites a supposed absolute specific. The punchline hinges on the tongue twisting name Acetylisethiene disallylic acid, ending with a joke about mispronunciation and forgetfulness.
Sheep In Wolf's Clothing
A quip depicts a man in a hat auto rig to fool motorists who mistake him for one of ten, prompting the joke about ownership and safety. The exchange questions belonging and perception in a street scene, illustrating humor about appearance and vehicles.
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Wolf
Smith
Children Must Have Play Warned by Worried Father
Robert Ferguson comforts his nervous wife as loud juvenile noises disrupt their home. He laments the strain on his nerves and threatens drastic action if the children continue their rowdy conduct, suggesting placement elsewhere or worse.
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Robert Ferguson
Willie
Washington physician quotes measles commission claim
A Washington doctor recalls strange remarks from queer people and notes a mother whose children he treated deserves a commission for public service. She claims every child in her street caught the measles from her baby, a remark underscoring social dynamics and collective responsibility.
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Washington
Witt
Harper’s Magazine
A Lame Defense of the Sherman Law
Representative Martin W. Littleton told a Pittsburgh reporter you cannot defend the Sherman law. He compared its defense to the lame defense of a widow, citing a lodge tale about a termagant widow and a pun on second husband versus first husband.
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Martin W. Littleton
Pittsburgh
New York Manager and Comedian Duel Over Dream
A New York manager known for musical comedies jokes about an awful dream. The comedian replies that it may be due to something eaten, but the manager recalls dreaming that Harry B. Smith was dead and that everyone must quit show business and take laboring work.
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New York
Harry B. Smith
System That Works and the Sleeper Stop Tale
An exhausted passenger confronts a porter about repeated train stops. The porter coolly explains the delay as routine block item work. The exchange captures a midcentury travel vignette with a humorous regional flavor.
Thoughts of Him as Miss Pechia Finds Him Bashful
Mr Tiermild and Mr Knox discuss a meeting with Miss Pechia. He admits feeling bashful, doubting she values him. He recalls she later said she was fond of dumb animals, reported by the Catholic Standard and Times.
Swindled Again by Silas Hossbarnes in a quarrel
Silas Hossbarnes laments being swindled once more as his wife questions the misadventure. He recalls sending a dollar for a receipt to prevent loss while the con artist allegedly stalls and refuses to deliver. The exchange hints at ongoing frustration and a failed attempt to secure repayment.
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Silas Hossbarnes
Russia Expanding Holds Mongol and Persian Ambitions
The article discusses Russia's rapid territorial growth from 1722 to present, noting acquisitions across Asia including Mongolia and Transcaspian regions. It argues Persia’s control would bring Russia near India, complicating British interests, and highlights strategic naval implications via the Persian Gulf and Indian Ocean.
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Afghanistan
Baluchistan
England
Baltic Sea
Pacific
Vladivostok
Persian Gulf
Russia
W& Wares Sea
China
Japan
British India
India
Persia
Corsicamen Seek Millionaire Candidates in Elections
A Paris Journal notes Corsicans crave millionaire candidates for deputies yet refuse to elect them. A Corsican farmer offers votes for meadow purchase as a village votes for 12 000 francs. The financier estimates five or six million francs needed to buy all votes and withdraws after eight days.
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Gland
Corsica
Republic of France
Republic
Chamber of Deputies
Paris
France
Milionaire
Snakes Stampede at Port Elizabeth Mail Bag
Five live snakes about two and a half feet long escaped from a moss lined box in a Port Elizabeth sorting department. The reptiles, shipped from West Bromwich England, caused an hour of disruption before being captured and sent to the Port Elizabeth museum. They were harmless, roused from torpor by tropical heat during the voyage.
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Port Elizabeth
Cape Colony
Port Elizabeth Museum
West Bromwich
England
Cleveland Man Finds Small Rectifier For Home Battery
A Cleveland businessman explains a compact alternating current rectifier that charges a car battery at home. The device connects to a lamp socket in the garage, enabling ignition and lighting batteries to be charged overnight, reducing the need for a second battery and simplifying maintenance.
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Cleveland
Concealed Lighting Promises Eye Friendly Illumination
A British study argues concealed lighting reduces glare and overall illumination needs. It notes reading rooms and chambers use minimal lumination compared with daylight, avoiding stabbing light from visible sources while maintaining adequate brightness.
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England
Reading
Huntieh Museum
House of Lords
House of Commons
Adjustable Radio telephone arm for office and home use
An adjustable Radio telephone arm allows one phone to serve several people with no inconvenience. It can be used seated or standing and balances the spring tension to hold its position. The instrument remains vertical and ready for use, hung from a universal joint.
Submarine Cables and Insulation Claim Questioned
The article states there are about 260000 miles of submarine telegraph cables worldwide with more than 100000 miles claimed in the last decade. It discusses insulation removal from fine enamelled wire by drawing it across emery paper.
Doubles Capacity of Plant Through Electric Hand Drills
EB A Williams manager of a Chicago manufacturing firm notes electric hand drills and hammers have nearly doubled plant capacity. The compact motor drives a drill from a standard light socket, with speed adjustable by a thumb screw. Operators focus on the work, reducing slips that waste expensive castings, while automatic hammer action ensures accuracy.
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EB. A. Willlama
Chicago
Williams
Tilastra of Drift
Mr. Williams
Willams
Sas
Largest Telephone Exchange at Hamburg Expands
The largest exchange now serves 40,000 lines in Hamburg with future capacity to double. Officials say the facility is built to accommodate growth and extend service as demand increases.
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Hamburg
Moving Picture Audiences Surpass Theaters In Deaths?
Moving picture audiences in the United States last year numbered more than two and a quarter million per day, three times the audience of all regular theaters in America combined.
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United States
America
Telephonists and tech notes across the world
A roundup of early 20th century electrical progress includes women in Britain's telegraph work, nightly concerts for phone subscribers in Australia, worldwide patent activity, England Switzerland telephone routes, new electric tools and machines, wireless links to Coltona Italy, electric insulation methods in France, electric musical instruments, a French wireless station in Morocco, an ear shaped transmitter idea in England, a Japanese built cotton mill in China, and a storage battery powered hat mounted fan.
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Great Britain
Australia
United States
England
Switzerland
Marconi
Coltona
Italy
France
Morocco
Eiffel Tower
China
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