The Music Roll Bill Collector In Debt Jokes
A humorous column mocks a new debt-collection device: a stylish young woman with a music roll hired to collect bills. The piece plays on gossip, gender, and social pretenses, noting neighbors’ chatter and the leverage of appearance in securing payments.
The Difference Explained in a Child’s Clever Retort
A boy asks for cobbler's wax from a shop. The shopkeeper suggests shoemaker's wax. The boy returns to say his father insists shoemaker's wax will do. He exits with a parting quip that the difference between the shopkeeper and a donkey is that their breath is the same.
Falconry as a Rich Woman's Hobby in England
The piece notes falconry is now taken up by the Duchess of Marlborough and other wealthy ladies in England and on the continent. Falcons cost up to 100 pounds each and trained handlers demand at least 200 pounds a year. It is described as the most scientific and demanding sport, usable year round.
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Duchess of Marlborough
England
California
Fie Syrup Co
Calvormiaé Fic SyRur Co
California Fig Syrup CO
Gan Francisco
Cal
Louisville
New York
W. C
Horse Power of Lightning at Klausthal Germany
Lightning struck a house post in Klausthal fusing two four millimetre nails. Siemens and Halske of Berlin measured the force, estimating a current of two hundred amperes and twenty thousand volts for one second, equating to seven thousand horse power.
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Klausthal
Germany
Siemens and Halske
Berlin
The Sexton’s Trade in New York Churches
The Detroit Free Press notes that a New York sexton functions as a manager for church funerals, using wholesale undertakers and taking a 20 percent commission. In large downtown churches the funeral business can yield about 10,000 dollars yearly, with other duties like weddings, pew rents, grave digging, and opening or closing the church adding to income. Collections remain a critical focus to avoid unpaid bills.
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New York City
New York
Detroit Free Press
Farmer McManus Sets Fair Rules For Daughters
A plain spoken farmer, Mr McManus, declines a suitor for the eldest daughter but offers the second after his rule that all daughters marry in order. A double wedding is later announced as the eldest is taken by the brother, clearing the path for the second.
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Mr. McManus
Daugh
Old McManus
McManus
The Color of the British Flag
A London Post writer recalls a Boer dispute over the flag color. Two young Boers argued whether the Union Jack or ensign defined the British flag. An elder Boer declared he had seen the flag three times at Laing's Neck Majuba and Doornkop and found it always white.
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London Post
Laing’s
Majuba
Doornkop
Paradoxical remark on a singer’s ruined timbre
A dialogue recalls a singer who once had a remarkable timbre but ruined it by chewing wooden toothpicks. The exchange notes how the voice declined from its former quality to its current state.
New Shoes Prove Trouble for Overconfident Pedestrian
A gleaming new pair of shoes causes a stumble in downtown, as the wearer discovers fit issues and a quick tumble ends in minor embarrassment and a tale of footwear misfit.
Obituary of Capt Dave Poole Missouri native and Shelby aide
The column honors Capt Francis Marion Poole known as Dave Poole a Missouri native 61 years old who rose with Gen Shelby and fought as a cavalry leader after the Civil War He lived in Dallas and Colorado City before moving to Arizona where he became a rancher He left a widow several children and a brother Survivors remember him as brave and humorous a brilliant mimic and a trusted captain in Shelby's brigade with legendary border adventures and wartime exploits remembered by Missourians.
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Arrow Pend
Bower
Dallas
Arizona
Vole
O. Shelby
Bowwar
Padle
Lafayette County
Missouri
Quantrellas
Gen
Shelby
Francis Marion Poole
Dave
Lee
Appomattox
Poole
Texas
Colorado City
Murat
Nem Poole
Ays
Probable Extension For Gulf, Beaumont and KC Railroads
A New York special reports Gulf Beaumont and Kansas City railroad plans extending from Newtonville to Waskom with connections to Missouri Kansas and Texas and Vicksburg Shreveport and Pacific for an entry into Shreveport. A fifty mile Jasper to Lufkin branch would join St Louis Southwestern Railway. New mileage under Gulf Beaumont and Great Northern charter expands Beaumont Newtonville reach.
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New York
Gulf, Beaumont and Kansas City Railroad
Newtonville
Waskom
Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railroad
Vicksburg, Shreveport and Pacific Railroad
Shreveport
Jasper
St. Louis Southwestern Railway
Lufkin
Houston, East and West Texas Railway
Gulf, Beaumont and Great Northern Railroad Company
Oot and Kansas City Railroad Company
Beaumont
Bre
Desperate Fighting at Zapote River Engagement
General Otis reports Lawton's troops in a fierce engagement at the Zapote river crossing near Bakoor Cavite with heavy enemy losses. Insurgents retreat in southern Cavite while rebels at Manila threaten an attack. gunboats shell shore actions and Luna and Ramon reportedly killed by Aguinaldo’s guard.
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Otis
War Department
Lawton
Zapote River
Bakoor
Cavite
Manila
Navy Yard
Callao
Mosquito
Princeton
Monterey
Monadnock
Helena
Twenty-First Infantry
Luna
Ramon
Aguinaldo
Cyclone Devastates New Richmond Wisconsin
Reports from New Richmond Wisconsin describe a disastrous cyclone followed by a fire that consumed vast areas. People were cremated or carried to churches and schoolhouses as the town faced widespread death estimates from hundreds to possibly over a thousand.
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New Richmond
Wis
Fire destroys law library building in Ardmore
At Ardmore I T on the 12th the law library building belonging to United States Attorney Johnson and the building belonging to United States Clerk Campbell were destroyed by fire. Loss $12,000 half insured.
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Ardmore
I. T
Law Library
United States
Johnson
Campbell
College president declines seminary post
Rev. Dr. John P. Greene of William Jewell College Missouri has declined election as president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Louisville Kentucky.
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John P. Greene
William Jewell College
Missouri
Southern Baptist Theological Seminary
Louisville
Governors pledge to attend anti trust conference letter
Gov. Sayers has received letters from Govs. Bushnell Ohio Tanner Illinois Pingree Michigan Thomas Colorado Bradley Kentucky and Poynter Nebraska indicating intent to attend the anti trust conference.
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Gov
Sayers
Bushnell
Ohio
Tanner
Illinois
Pingree
Michigan
Thomas
Colorado
Bradley
Kentucky
Poynter
Nebraska
Opening of Christian Endeavor Convention in Waco
President Grotthouse and other speakers addressed the opening session at Waco. Attendance was large and the gathering featured interest and energy among delegates.
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Christian Endeavor
Waco
Grotthouse
Sharkey Accepts Jeffries Challenge for September Bout
Sharkey has accepted Jeffries challenge and preliminaries will be arranged at once. The two boxers are expected to meet in September in a major match with the details to follow.
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Sharkey
Jeffries
World Volcanoes and Activity Counts by Region
The record lists counts of volcanos worldwide with regional totals for America Asia Africa and Java. It notes 172 known volcanoes with 270 active globally and cites numbers for New Zealand area including 63 volcanoes and heights from 196 to 900 feet.
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America
Asia
Africa
Java
New Zealand
Exhibits of Paris and Hostetter's Bitters Promoted
An American exhibit at the Paris exposition of 1200 is announced as highly interesting. The item highlights Hostetter's Stomach Bitters claimed to cure dyspepsia indigestion and constipation and urges trial for all sufferers.
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Hostetter
Parental Memory and Harshness in Youthful Discipline
A reflective adage notes that a parent who forgets his own youth becomes the harshest in critiquing his children. It implies that leniency or understanding is tied to personal past experiences and empathy.
Texarkana Forms Poultry and Pet Stock Association
A poultry pigeon and pet stock association has been organized at Texarkana with aims to promote breeding shows and stock exchange among local enthusiasts and breeders.
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Poultry,pigeon and Pet Stock Association
Texarkana
Rio Grande Western Introduces Dining Cars on Trains
The Rio Grande Western railway began operating its new dining car service on June 1. All meals are served on its through trains, with a la carte options and high quality Pullman dining cars. The move aims to reduce travel fatigue and improve the Pacific coast route experience.
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Salt Lake
Utah
Colorado
California
Pacific Coast
Rio Grande Western Railway
Rio Grande Western
Pullman
Transler
Railroad Pass Rule Ends Stop Frustrations
General Manager Underwood of the Baltimore and Ohio railroad issues an order letting trip pass holders stop at any station. Conductors will note the station name on the back of passes in ink or pencil, and this endorsement will be honored by conductors on subsequent trains.
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Underwood
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Yor Easy Ironing Using Faultless Starch
A promotional note states Yor Easy Ironing uses Faultless Starch to prevent sticking blistering or fabric damage. It promises a beautiful finish and safe for delicate fabrics with all grocers selling it at 10c a package.
Curtain Goods Reused Into Shirt Waist
A humorous note from a Chicago Record quips that a purchase of curtain fabric was repurposed into a shirt waist after the material proved too loud for curtains. It reflects playful, everyday mockery of fashion choices in a city humor column.
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Clementine
Chicago
Hall's Catarrh Cure Offered as Constitutional Remedy
An advertisement states Hall's Catarrh Cure is a constitutional remedy priced at 75 cents. The claim is repeated, followed by a general remark that theoretical wisdom often proves impractical.
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Hall
Price
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