Fragmented Gazette Humor: Snippets On Baseball and Society
A collage of playful quips and quick vignettes covers baseball tribulations, jokes about hats and parasols, taxes, aging, and odd domestic anecdotes. Notable lines reference a German banker on the run, radium cancer treatment costs, and mischiefs around widowed or misfitting fashion.
Women, fashion and feminism stir reaction and learning
The remark notes how some women feel resentment when accused of being overly well dressed. It questions how feminism progresses while addressing the idea of modern women being forced to relearn basic skills like spelling.
Unclear fragments touch on sports science and Paris birth rates
The passage notes baseball becoming more scientific and expert fans receiving prearranged calls. It mentions Paris having one birth per thirty families, implying Paris as a poor site for a baby carriage factory. It also references a Seattle judge involved in a divorce case and a prospective marriage.
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Paris
Juror Removed From Box Highlights Court Season Influence
A court scene reflects seasonal influences as a juror is taken from the jury box. The incident underscores how external factors intrude on proceedings and court concentration during the term.
Man slashed and bomb blast in barber shop incident
A man suffered a throat wound when a bomb exploded inside a barber shop bar. He reportedly complained about not getting his shoes shined before the attack.
Lifeboats for 5250 on New Steam Ship
The new steamship carries lifeboats for 5250 people though officials say a ship should not need them. The remark highlights blunt safety requirements versus ideal maritime practice.
Texas Ties Block Pierce Oil Permit Under Any Charter
Attorney general opinion by Judge C M Cureton says Waters Pierce Oil Company cannot be granted a Texas permit under any former charter or name. It reviews the Pierce Oil fight from 1897 ouster to 1900 readmission and dissolution and concludes that Virginia charter with proper affidavits cannot overcome state law to transact business if owning Pierce interests or related properties.
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Austin
Tex
C.M. Cureton
Attorney General's Department
Secretary of State
Waters Pierce Oil Company
Pierce Oil Corporation
Virginia
Texas
Pierce-Fordyce Association
Attorney General Opinions Clarify Texas Legal Standings
The attorney general answered questions from Amarillo and others on liquor fund evasion prosecutions, Sunday movie operations in Sealy, county officers’ pay, dual office holding, and county clerk duties. It also covers county treasurer compensation limits, and fixed percentages for school fund handling.
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Austin
Tex
Amarillo
Sealy
Bellville
Crosbyton
Commissioners Court
Report Shows 4 044 Convicts In Texas Penitentiaries
The May 1 count from the chief clerk of the criminal record office lists 4 044 convicts on hand at state penitentiaries, up 38 from April 1.
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Austin
Tex
Criminal Record Office
The
State Penitentiaries
Wilsons Choose Church in Washington Residence
President Wilson and his family will attend Central Presbyterian Church in Washington where Rev. James H. Taylor serves as pastor. The decision comes during the presidential family's residence in the capital.
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Wilsons
Baltimore
Wilson
Washington
Central Presbyterian Church
James H. Taylor
Forest lands approved for purchase across four states
The national forest reservation commission approved the purchase of about 93,000 acres of mountain land spanning Virginia Tennessee North Carolina and West Virginia in a decision announced Wednesday.
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Washington
Virginia
Tennessee
North Carolina
West Virginia
National Forest Reservation Commission
Palestine to Hold L and G N Shops in Palestine
The Texas Supreme Court affirmed a suit by Palestine and Anderson County to keep the International and Great Northern Railroad machine shops and offices from leaving Palestine. Offices already moved to Houston and New Orleans. injunctions and appeals shaped the outcome. The decision notes obligations to the public and sustained bonds tied to the shops.
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Austin
Tex
Palestine
Anderson County
International and Great Northern Railroad Company
Supreme Court
International and Great Northern Railway Company
New Orleans
Galveston
Postmasters to Face Competitive Examinations Under Wilson Plan
Washington announces that all fourth class postmasters earning over $180 annually must compete in examinations to keep their posts. About 50,000 incumbents previously covered by executive orders will also be tested. President Wilson and Postmaster General Burleson aim to extend classified service to second and third class postmasters within a year, possibly needing Congress action.
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Washington
Wilson
Burleson
Congress
Taft
Civil service order limits vacancies to $180 or less
Wednesday's rule confines filling offices to those paying $180 or less as determined by inspectors. The civil service commission will draft and announce the governing regulations for the new order as soon as possible.
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Eee Sps
Civil Service Commission
Massive Mexican land deal seals 3.5 million dollar sale
In Laredo Texas the Del Alamo hacienda and adjoining ranches including San Francisco Santa Cruz San Juan San Patricio and Javeli change hands for 3 500 000. The Milmo estate owners the property since the 1860s and T A Coleman of San Antonio purchases it. The tract covers 1237 acres across Coahuila and Nuevo Leon with 26 500 cattle 57 000 sheep and goats and 1 500 mules and horses involved.
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Laredo
Tex
Mexico
Coahuila
Nuevo Leon
Patricio Milmo
Milmo
T. A. Coleman
San Antonio
Southwest 8
Tragic Antarctic End To Scott Expedition Explained
Lieutenant Gran reports Scott and his companions died from exhaustion not starvation on their South Pole return. The bodies were found peacefully in their sleeping bags with Scott last to die, buried beneath a snow cairn and a cross. Fuel and food shortages amid storms ended the journey, and Scott’s charts and records are in possession, with plans to attend the Royal Geographical Society meeting.
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Captain Scott
South Pole
Gran
Dr. Wilson
Lieutenant Bowers
Scott
Royal Geographical Society
Mexican soldiers annihilated near Nogales
Two hundred lives were lost in a train disaster Thursday at Den near the Sinaloa Sonora border. State troops say the 250 federal soldiers aboard were not killed by stealth, and insurgents fired into the train causing a car of dynamite to explode. Only fifty passengers escaped, with others wounded as troops moved from San Blas to Alamos to reinforce the Gulf port defense.
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Nogales
Ariz
Den
Sinaloa-Sonora
Guaymas
San Blas
Sinaloa
Alamos
Japanese Residents Offer Arms to Mexican Insurgents
Four hundred Japanese residents of Sonora state offered their services in arms to insurgent governor L I Pesqueira. The offer was refused as Mexicans only should participate. Fifteen Japanese formed the committee that met in Hermosillo and claimed the group were armed farmers and mechanics. The Yaqui Indians attacked Cruz de Piedra but found the federal garrison had deserted.
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Douglas
Ariz
Sonora
L. I. Pesqueira
Constitutionalist Committee
Hermosillo
Mexico
Cruz de Piedra
Pajarito
Cruz
Guaymas
Gulf
Parra l siege and insurgent movements reported in Chihuahua
El Paso dispatches describe Parral as surrounded by about three thousand constitutionalists with daily skirmishes at federal posts. Parral harbors over fifteen hundred soldiers and heavy artillery. Insurgents aim to force surrender after a thirty day food supply runs out. A second insurgent force advances on Chihuahua City while the Mexican Central railway is destroyed further south hindering the federal column from Torreon.
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el Paso
Tex
Parral
Chihuahua
Chihuahua City
Torreon
Tragic Drowning of Novelist Alice Maud Meadows Near London
Novelist Alice Maud Meadows accidentally drowns on Mayday at Red Hill near London while attempting to rescue her dog. The writer began publishing at fourteen and produced works including The Infatuation of Marcella An Innocent Sinner The Moth and the Flame and many others.
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Alice Maud Meadows
London
Red Hill
Marcella
Postmasters Nominated in Washington Texas List
Friday nominations list several Texas postmasters including S. A. Roberts Blooming Grove E. T. Oliver Caldwell E F English Cameron Laura V Hammer Claude S R Haynes Deleon W A Chancey Hondo W G Carpenter Kerrville W J Kivlin Kingsville Marion P Gillis Rosse Charles C Porter Meridian H L Brooks Pearsall Bessie Peterson Port Lavaca J S J Gober Sanger W B Smith Shamrock J T Fulcher Thorndale 8S P Tarrant Aransas Pass W J Harkey Palmer Calvin C Davis Iowa Park J M Harbin Lapaloma Nona L Simpson Lees.
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J. S. J. Gober
Sanger
W. B. Smith
Shamrock
J. T. Fulcher
Thorndale
P. Tarrant
Aransas Pass
W. J. Harkey
Palmer
Calvin C. Davis
Iowa Park
J. M. Harbin
Lapaloma
Nona L. Simpson
Lees
One Sowing for Three Crops of Oats
Caldwell Texas farmer J Earl Porter sowed oats in one field three years ago. The sequence produced a big oats harvest, then sorghum cane in fall, harrowing, a second oats crop, another cane crop, and a final oats crop now ready for harvest.
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Caldwell
Tex
J. Earl Porter
Suffragettes Choose Jail Over Fines in Hyde Park Arrest
Miss Nina Boyle and Miss Anna Munro, militant suffragettes, were jailed for fourteen days after preferring imprisonment to paying a five dollar fine each following an attempted Hyde Park meeting.
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London
Nina Boyle
Anna Munro
Hyde Park
Insurance Company Licensed in Austin Texas
The department of insurance and banking granted a license Friday to the British and Foreign Marine Insurance Company of Liverpool.
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Insurance Company
Austin, Tex
Department of Insurance and Banking
British and Foreign Marine Insurance Company of
Liverpool
Lightning destroys oil tank at Amesville plant
A bolt of lightning struck oil tank No. 800 at the Texas Oil Company's Amesville plant Wednesday, destroying the big tank and burning nearly 1,000,000 gallons of crude oil valued at about $65,000.
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New Orleans
Texas Oil Company
Amesville
Sheep Drown in West Texas Flood West of San Angelo
Reports from ranches west of San Angelo say high waters last Sunday near Merizon drowned many sheep. One rancher lost more than 200 sheep in the flood.
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West
Texas
San Angelo
Tex
Merizon
Angelina County Goes Dry Landslide in Local Option Vote
In Lufkin Texas the local option election across Angelina County resulted in a prohibitionist landslide with thirteen of sixteen boxes carried. The decisive vote endorses prohibition across the county.
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Angelina County
Lufkin
Tex
Huerta Decrees Army Draft In Mexico City
President Huerta issues a decree ordering a first army draft in Mexico starting June 1 to fill vacancies when voluntary enlistments fall short. It covers all Mexican males aged 18 to 45 with certain family exceptions. Draftees serve three years with the colors and three years in reserve.
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City of
Mexico
Huerta
Guthrie Nomination Referred to Japan Ambassador Panel
In a four minute executive session the senate referred George W Guthrie democratic state chairman of Pennsylvania and former mayor of Pittsburgh as ambassador to Japan to the foreign relations committee for consideration.
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Guthrie
Washington
Senate
George W. Guthrie
Pennsylvania
Pittsburg
Japan
Foreign Relations Committee
Ismael Montes Elected Bolivia President in Succession
In La Paz Bolivia General Ismael Montes was chosen president succeeding Wr C Edoro Villazon who has led the republic since 1906. The appointment occurred Thursday ending Villazon’s tenure as chief executive.
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Lapaz
Bolivia
Ismael Montes
Republic of Bolivia
Wr. C. Edoro Villazon
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Advocated By Women
Lawrence Kansas and Burns Montana women report relief from ailments and regularity issues after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Testimonials say headaches backaches dizziness fevers and weakness improved, with one woman praising renewed strength. The makers cite thousands of such letters as proof the medicine works.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Montana
Burns
Mont
John Francis
Burns, Montana
Nighttime Remedy Explained in Village Banter
In a village chat, Mr Brown jokes about sleepwalking as a rotten habit. Young Smithson admits he suffers from it and asks for a cure. The humorist prescribes odd treatment: one box of tintacks to be scattered around the room at bedtime.
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Mr. Brown
Smithson
Young Smithson
Brown
Be Mine Rivalry Turns to Mock Sincerity
A playful exchange unfolds between a duke and the heiress, noting years of separation and the cresting cost of living as a comic quip shifts toward reluctant affection.
Grape-Nuts Relieves Longstanding Digestive Troubles
A N H man credits Grape-Nuts for ending years of discomfort after meals and colic. He reports improved weight and the ability to eat normally, noting he now weighs 30 pounds more and can eat almost anything without pain. The advertisement attributes the cure to Postum Co. and promotes reading The Road to Wellville.
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N. H
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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