Old Pete Flood's Cemetery Beat Quintessential Joke
In a Philadelphia Times anecdote from the Trenton avenue and Dauphin street police station, Sergeant McCay recalls Old Pete Flood as cemetery attendant whose reply to inquiries about business was a bass response: "Aint buried a living soul today."
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Pete
Trenton Avenue
Dauphin Street
McCay
Pete Flood
Franklin
Philadelphia Times
Benny on Benevolence and a Lost Gold-Headed Cane
Benny writes on benevolence noting it brings reward. His mother finds old clothes for the poor and uncovers a gold headed cane valued at twenty five dollars hidden in the attic by grandpa eighteen years ago. The piece ends with a moral on gratitude and giving.
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Benny
Mamiha
Atti
Grandpa
Milkman a Frenchman’s water into milk scheme
A humorous exchange notes a French inventor who claims to transform water into milk. The customer jokes about adopting the method to replace the traditional process, expressing weariness with the old way.
Appointments by Governor Show Surprises and Unfilled Posts
The list of Colquitt appointees includes many surprises and many positions yet to be filled. Notable gaps include railroad commissioner and state health posts, with several institutions and boards awaiting appointees. Incumbent Colonel R. M. Wynne is retained as superintendent of the Confederate Home.
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Henry Hutchings
Travis County
F. Bonner
Harris County
F. A. Chapa
Bexar County
Abe Gross
McLennan County
E. H. R. Green
Kaufman County
J. F. Wolters
William W. Cameron
John C. McKay
Bell County
Board of Pardons
Louis V. Hagen
Gillespie County
O. C. Kirvin
Freestone County
A. H. Conley
Wise County
Blind Institute
E. E. Bramlette
Fannin County
Confederate Home
Richard M. Wynne
Tarrant County
Deaf and Dumb Institute
Sidney J. Thomas
Comanche County
Galveston
Harris Counties
B. J. Owens
Robert A. Buford
Rusk County
I. L. McGlasson
MclLennan County
Brownsville
E. S. McCain
Refugio County
San Jacinto Park
Joe
Board of Health
Livestock Sanitary ‘Commissioners
State Board of Health
Abilene
Southwestern Insane Asylum
San Antonio
North Texas Insane Asylum
Terrell
Orphans’ Home
State Fire Rating Board
Negro Deaf, Dumb and Blind Asylum
School For
State Medical Board
R. M. Wynne
John Preston
State Insane Asylum
Countess De Nicolay Dies in Train Collision at Lemans
In Lemans France a Sunday crash at a railroad crossing killed the countess de Nicolay, her son, and their chauffeur who were in an automobile struck by an express train. Gasoline ignited and set the front carriages ablaze.
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Lemans
France
Countess de Nicolay
China seeks $25 million loan for navy development
The Chinese government opened negotiations for a new loan of 25 million dollars to fund navy expansion. The move follows a report by Prince Tsai Suan, uncle of the emperor, after his visit to America.
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Pekin
Tsai Suan
America
Italian Treasury Overflows Surplus Figures Released
In Rome on Saturday Minister Francesco Tedso announced the 1909-10 net surplus at over 19 million lire. He estimated 1910-11 surplus at 94 million lire and 1911-12 at 51 million lire.
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Rome
Francesco Tedso
Treasury
Chamber of Deputies
Farm Lands Change Hands Near Floresville
O J Koehler of Falls County bought about 150 acres near Floresville from Chas Baer for 6000 dollars, or 40 dollars per acre. The market shows many real estate deals and homeseekers have recently invested in Wilson County land.
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Floresville
Tex
O. J. Koehler
Falls County
Chas. Baer
Wilson County
Perplexing Bet About a Egg Hatch Plan
In Perplexity a man boasts he can swallow a whole egg without cracking the shell. Michael Dolan confirms the wager with Widdy Castigan's second husband and explains that sudden movement could rupture the shell and harm him, while staying still risks an imagined hatch inside.
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Michael Dolan
Bletherin’ Spalpeen
Sixteen Years of Skin Disease Healed by Cuticura
Leonard A. Hawter of 11 Nostrand Ave Brooklyn New York describes a long battle with a persistent skin disease. After trying many doctors he used Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills and says his condition improved dramatically. He notes relief from sleepless nights and walking difficulties and calls Cuticura a true cure.
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Leonard A. Hawter
Nostrand Ave
Brooklyn
N .Y
Simple Kidney Based Cure Promises Rheumatism Relief
An old time remedy claims rheumatism stems from inactive kidneys and uric acid in blood. A so called prescription uses Fluid Extract Dandelion half an ounce Compound Kargon one ounce Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla three ounces to be taken after meals and at night.
Swamp Root Testimonial From Tennessee User
A Tennessee resident reports rapid relief from kidney and bladder pain after a trial bottle of Dr Kilmer Swamp Root. He later bought a full bottle and says pain has not returned since. The letter requests publication and notes availability at drug stores with prices of fifty cents and one dollar.
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Dr. Kilmer
W. H. Warren
Gainesborough, Tenn
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Women govern in many ways say suffrage leader
Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont asserts that women already do much governing and that men, if observant, admit it. An editor about to marry explains the prompt to propose to Miss Cash by saying Miss Dash prompted him more than anyone else.
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O. H. P. Belmont
New York
Miss Cash
Miss Dash
Hall's Catarrh Cure claims cure with $100 offer
The ad proclaims Hall's Catarrh Cure as the only known cure for catarrh, a constitutional disease, taken internally to affect blood and mucous surfaces. Proponents promise to pay $100 for any case it fails to cure and urge sending for testimonials from F. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo Ohio, with pills for constipation also advertised.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Unmistakable Hint in a Quiet Evening Visit
A terse exchange reveals Young Staylate received a delicate hint from a young lady he was visiting. She found glances at the clock and similar signals useless and instead ordered refreshments while her mother sent breakfast Food.
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Staylate
A Jar of Resino Ointment Promoted by Nurse’s Endorsement
In twenty years as a nurse I have never found a better remedy for skin troubles and eczema than Resino Ointment. Its cooling healing effect on sore nipples is truly wonderful, says Mrs T B Henderson of Albany New York.
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T. B. Henderson
Albany, N. Y
Ancient City Modernized Lights Tarsus With Electricity
Tarsus in Asia Minor now uses electric power from the Cydnus river. The city has 450 electric street lights and about 600 incandescent lights for private use, marking a modernization of the ancient city.
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Tarsus
Asia Minor
Apostle Paul
Cydnus
Important to Mothers Examine Castoria Bottles Carefully
The notice urges mothers to inspect every Castoria bottle for the signature Canary, FEAehiM, claiming the remedy for infants and children has been in use for over 300 years and is the kind you have always bought.
Acme of Cautiousness in Seymour-Young Ticer
Seymour-Young Ticer is described as a cautious man who hesitates to pursue the prettiest girl until he learns how far away she lives. The passage centers on his careful approach and restraint.
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Seymour
Ticer
Ashley
Spohns Distemper Cure Advertised for Animals
Spohns Distemper Cure claimed to cure distemper in horses and prevent spread others in the stable, plus cures chicken cholera and dog distemper. Sold by druggists or direct from Spahn Medical Co Goshen Indiana, 50 cents and 1 dollar a bottle. Agents wanted, free book offered.
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Spohn
Spahn Medical Co
Goshen
Ind
Man who favors pigs over family labeled devilish husband
A harsh moral judgment declares a man more devoted to his pigs than his wife and children as the devil’s idea of an absent husband and father.
Hamlins Wizard Oil Promoted as National Remedy
Thousands of country people trust Hamlins Wizard Oil as the best substitute for the family doctor in sudden mishap or accident. It is frequently kept on the shelf for quick relief and aid.
Fairy Tales Born From Dreams of the Poor
A Lowell quotation notes that fairy tales arise from the dreams of the less fortunate. The line links storytelling to social disparity and imagination.
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Lowell
They Say He Has a Swelled Head
A light commentary notes that a person is perceived as conceited, with remarks admitting his self-importance and apparent self-admiration.
One Thing That WILL Live Forever Eye Salve Hits Box in 1807
Howard Bros. druggists of Buffalo N Y report Pettit's Eye Salve first box sold in 1807 marking a century of sales growth. The ad urges repentance as a habit to avoid cycles of vice.
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Pettit
Howard Bros
Buffalo
N.Y
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